This Dream Wasn't Lucid But It Was So Awesome It Deserves To Be Posted Here
So, like the title says, this wasn't an LD, but it was so awesome I think it deserves a place in the LD section.
So I was in a class at school and guess what we did for school. We cut off our legs, deep fried them and ate them (don't worry, they grew back). They were actually really good, like giant turkey legs. There was a girl in this class that I liked (not a real girl, just a DC), but she was vegetarian. But, trying to impress her, I offered her some of my leg anyway. She took a piece and ate it, and she said it was really good. I turned to the kid next to me and said, "She just likes me for my body."
Yep, that's what I wanted to tell you. And then we moved to New York, but that's not relevant to the punch-line. Anyway, after I woke up, I laughed.