Share your dream from last night in one sentence

The gum ball plant is causing deforestation to dutch forests.

Friend's car was broke down on the side of the road and I asked him if he needed help.

I got a small and very cuddly crow as pet, which I wanted to name "Nevermore" and believed it would help me write my thesis.......

Something about being stalked/hunted by SSJ2 Gohan, and running/hiding for my life.

A lucid dream when I suddenly became a vampire and killed/drained everyone who I met. o_O Weird cravings.

I was in a tree climbing race and won.

The devil came out of this pit from hell in the ground and grabbed onto my ankle draining my life force, a tree nearby also wrapped its roots around me trying to steal more of my life force, got saved by this guy.

I wanted to masturbate to online porn but some of my students kept popping in and out of nearby corridors.

I was helping to save Peter Bishop from a terrible fate and reunite him with a very distraught Walter, worked briefly with a mind control program, then discovered I/Olivia was pregnant and an avatar from Pandora...

(Then came the dream involving characters from Chuck... TV on the brain, I guess.)

I had a dream, that there was an internet service that allowed you to chat with dead people.

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...8016&p=1475031

I had a dream that there was this guy talking to someone.

Whoopdeedoo!

Me pretending to play trombone.

:shock:My chemisty teacher told me that if I found the bloody baby fingers that a student hid in the room, she would tell me where my seat was and give me chocolate.:shock:

Friend started talking about LDing, and i didn't become lucid :mad:

I became the leader of North Korea?

The island that's a computer, the apocalypse, and an elevator filled with rum.

A bouncy man with a door scaring me into Austin, I meet a polite beggar, have a fire extinguisher sprayed on me and punish super Terry Crews.

Venus gave me an Aeneid and salami sandwich. DJ Entry.

I'll steal this one from my girlfriend, since it is hilarious:

Prince likes to prepare the entire week's sauces in advance.

I try to fly, loose a tooth by flossing, and become Mother Nature.

One of my dreams last night involved this rollercoaster type thing underground, I didn't want to go on it at first because I didn't think it was safe.

I had to park my car on the highway because of a major road accident blocking the traffic, but when I came back to get it after work, it had been stolen...

My dog had nails in his head which I was tasked with and was successful in removing, then I was caught in an apartment of relatives with no socks on, in a panic due to having left my girlfriend out in a rented black truck for the whole night without telling her when I'd be back out of the apartment.

I had a lucid, and in that lucid I was a dude kissing a girl :?, yet I'm straight and kinda new that I REALLY am a girl yet went along with it :?.

Lots of false awakenings for no reason. :boggle: