Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

-There are riots in the dining hall because people are forced to eat crappy mexican food and I try to shoot myself. (This was probably the weirdest dream I have ever had)

1. My father gets angry at me for trying to be playful, Morpheus from the Matrix comes in, my father gets annoyed with me again, I back away in a passive-aggressive manner, looked at my Zune HD that's near death, and then speculated on a moment where I was running away from Agent Smiths and tried to do a Tailed Beast Rasengan.

2. I'm resting in a dojo type of room, and some random dirty blonde haired guy wearing a white cap placed backwards comes in to write some formula that's similar to "1-Q = value," and he doesn't know that have my eyes 1/4 open all the time in the darkness.

Father, Morpheus, Zune HD, Agent Smiths, Tailed Beast Rasengan| 1-Q Formula - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

-I'm playing in a jazz "big band" and I realize I don't have the sheet music for the next song.

1. Groping a woman's breasts, and when I wanted to get serious, I eventually wake up....

2. I'm tied up and tried hiding in dead leaves, and then a dream shift where I'm following and running with a group of people, and seeing the same person who was trying to find me prior to the dream shift, but it seems he's not after me, and I assume that I'm just in a different mindset.

Boob Awareness & Almost Had Great Sex, Tied Up - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Me and this other agent were trying to resist an enemy operation in which a few guys in suits broke into the basement of my house and stared messing with my server.

I meet my crush in an elementary school before fishing near lobsters

The retaining wall outside my house takes on the proportions and shape of the prow of a ship with my house perched on top, and the sea is crashing against one wall.

Lucid and a little creepy.

1. One guy (me) and three girls, add that together, and what do you get?

2. I'm Minato Namikaze, and I eventually escape from Lord Raikage who's trying to punch me in the face.

3. Bananas and a fly.

4. Someone tells me to get out because I entered the wrong section of a building.

Triple Fellatio, Minato Namikaze, Bananas and a Fly, Get Out - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

[Non-Lucid] Me and a few other people kept trying to smoke weed in a high school class but the teacher kept peering in so we gave up, and then I was apparently dating this old friend of mine who I haven't seen in a couple years.

DJ Entry - Nosy Teacher

Alien invasion making people go crazy having to kill them.

Showing off katana skills that I do not possess in real life.

Shooting people with an m14 in the head.

Giant spider in my kitchen, the bugger's body was the size of a water bottle, he was so huge and I shot him with that same m14 some how.

I was magic person my fake dream father was weak and I had to carry him a long ways so he could get better after I take him to some witch or something.

First off, a note ... found out today that this forum has word censoring software in place. This doesn't bother me ... almost all forums do. It just surprised me that I had never noticed it before, with all the things I've seen people writing about in their dreams. So suddenly I have a 'thingy' in my dream, instead of one of the fairly common terms for the male organ.

One of my longest, most detailed dreams ever, last night, and a large part of it was lucid. There was also a lot of dream powers and dream controls ... and enough going on that it just won't fit into one sentence: Wandering around in my house watching a tv show about balloon twisting that becomes live and turns into a convention, before I am walking down the street and see a topless girl. This tells me I am dreaming, and after failing several normal dream checks and succeeding in non-normal ones, I try to have sex with her, then succeed with her mother, though it isn't very good. Since I still know I am dreaming, I try to force a no-longer-existing roller coaster into being in front of myself, and though I succeed (mostly), I still can't manage to ride it.

I was running around this desert made entirely of granite.

1. Secret room in a mansion
2. Ogre gladiator fight

1. Avoiding a penis cutting robot, and when I want to kill it, I have to get close to it and synch with random letters that show up on a screen, or else my penis says bye bye.

2. Princess Zelda from Twilight Princess apparently collects dragons.

3. Trying to kill Las Plagas host from Resident Evil 4, but they just won't DIE.

Pennis Cutter, Princess Zelda Collects Dragons, Las Plagas Victims Won't Die - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I can't post here cause my dream recall is SHIT. Didn't remember a single dream in two days dafuq is this D': Being stressed sucks lol

Disassembling a semi truck and watching a commercial for cheese pizzas.

1. Something to do with awana, out in the middle of nowhere.
2. Continuation to different plotline, was talking to a guy then got chased by indians

OK, now playing catch-up, getting all the October and November dreams I haven't had a chance to post before, posted. So I'll probably be posting a couple dreams a day for a few days.

11-14-2012 After watching a spider mutate and multiply, I seem to be waiting for the delivery of a computer system by a Buffy the Vampire Slayer character that is a couple of years late while considering opening a junk yard. Odd.

11-10-2012 Looking through a used bookstore that has a ton of great books I want, until everything starts disappearing, while Adventurers Club performers run around. Eventually realize I am dreaming and try to fly to Disneyland to find somebody to have sex with, except I can't fly worth beans. I remember other dreams where I was flying much better. Slightly lucid.

11-11-2012 I seem to be on the edge of stalking somebody with my great cell phone, until I am given a puppy and have to find a new cage for it. I join a friend's mother in singing a song from the Adventurers Club, and rescue a couple babies before confronting a four foot lizard.

11-11-2012 I am attending some sort of class on dreams, somewhere in the world, except there doesn't seem to be anything about dreams in it. People I knew from high school and from one of my forums are attending, and there are some creative craft projects going on, and candle wax flying about.

Some halfway interesting bits, but unlike yesterday, not any of my greatest dreams ever!

I'm in a toy store and a little boy has a question about a huge aircraft carrier toy with an astounding number of planes and toy sailors on the deck.

I'm standing in my son's dusty room with my ex who asks if I'm looking for someone to blame for the lack of housekeeping, and I become lucid because my son moved out 2 weeks ago and what the hell was my ex doing telling me what to do? Too p***ed off to remember to do anything.

I'm at some kind of seacliff resort and I'm actually floating above it at one point; then I'm examining the trashed remains of a neighborhood that had been trampled by a giant skateboard with tank tracks judging by the wreckage.

1. I'm assigned to pass someone their scantron with their grade on it.

2. I can't figure out what year I'm in to graduate when I'm trying to fill in a blank.

Passing Another Scantron, What Year Am I In? - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I'm at a theater with my high school class and the play ends early.