Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

From a few days ago, I didn't get around to logging them until now:

1. [Non-Lucid] I was being stalked by creepers wherever I went in my house, so I finally just went out and smacked one of them.

2. [Non-Lucid] I was supposed to be doing a modeling gig for a school project with a partner, but he ditched because he had to go to a dentist appointment.

3. [Non-Lucid] An old friend of mine randomly picked me up and held me in a bondage position to parade me around a mall full of people in fetishy clothing. >.>

4. [MILD] I became lucid and flew into the air but there was some creeper flying right behind me.

DJ Entry - Why Won't They Leave Me Alone!?

From last night:

1. [DILD] I flew around the city in a black sports car being chased by cops for creating a safety hazard, and then they shot me down and the car continuously bounced off of the road I stood out of the (now sideways) window to flip them off with a grin.

2. [MILD] A larger version of Sylar from Heroes wearing a dress creeped me out and then turned into a freaky old fat guy, and then I became lucid in some nightmarish dissociated version of the main hallway in my house. ._.

DJ Entry - Why do my lucids so often come in pairs? Not that I'm complaining....

I was buying an apple, dancing and passing out O.o

I shot a deserter in the leg, after it he did not surrender but tried too shot us with his pistol, so I had to kill him.

I had some issues with my left eye (I think I couldn't see well, also I'm short-sighted in real-life), so I pulled it out and removed something from the back, then put it back in. I couldn't see with it anymore unless I moved it with my hand and it could only see still frames, not fluid motion. It also had a very uncomfortable feeling to it. I wasn't worried about it, but wanted to someone to fix it. There were some unfamiliar people around me who didn't help. I didn't ask them for help but I was expecting them to offer it. Then I started getting slightly worried.

I watched The Avengers on Blu Ray before going to bed and dreamed I was being chased by the Hulk.

I had to dance at my brother's wedding and a little girl could make people do whatever she wanted, and a ton of us had overpriced pizza.

I asked the same question another DC asked at the same exact time two her thee girl friends: "Have you ever had a five way kiss?"

Found a baby who could talk; went on adventure with him.

Peeing in front of a small group of people while an old bald guy in an orange space suit was rolling on the floor complaining "I ain't got time for this!"

Playing basketball at a friend's house and being intensely disappointed when I realized it was a dream because I also realized at that point that I really couldn't do all those crazy dunks I was doing.

I am walking down a snake-filled stairwell when one bites my finger and another crawls up my shirt.
Link to DJ entry.

Dream 1: A Knife Bug, one of the top five most deadly insects, was loose in my house and I had to catch it

Dream 2: I found out that my husband was my second cousin

Dream 3: I was in the mall hanging out with my friends, when it switched to my parents' house where grizzly bears were jumping on their bed

Have we hit the daily quota of snakes and insects yet?

Pizza rolls, adventure, pissed off dad

Don't quite remember, some long story about greek mythologies, sales, and strange rituals

My cat was talking in his sleep about how there were roaches in the garbage disposal.

...?

one word PAIN.

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I was with a group of people avoiding sand trap clams and collecting horses and troops to protect a senator.

Sand trap clams are EVILLLL

I shot down a floating benevolent being, who forgave me, as we walked to the place where I had died (drowned).

(I work at Lowe's) I was at work and I was talking to a co-worker when I became distracted by the tiniest Christmas tree I have ever seen, I was suddenly like "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS TINY TINY CHRISTMAS TREE, I HAVE TO BUY IT! It's so CUUUUUTTTEEEEEE!". It was only 3 inches tall, wrapped in plastic and had tiny ornaments on it. o.O

Went to a party, some evil guys took a pink crystal, so I put on a cloak, grabbed a wooden sword, and went after them, only to be stopped by a friend from school who told me I needed a gas mask as a better disguise to help him and his gang stop these people and save the world. O_-
The DJ Entry: Pink Crystals and Gas Masks - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

1. I was chased by a raving madwoman who wanted to kill me until a winged vampire and a small black dog rescued me.
2. I flew to Fairyland where I was dubbed an Honorary Fairy, before having a race that ended in me fighting a scary cat-creature with an invisible sword and chopping a woman in half.
3. I played a crazy game called Shark Eye, got felt up by some weirdo girl, and had a conversation with two demon boys in an old haunted building.

Burt Reynolds kept messing me up when I was trying to count stuff in his office for him.

And bunch of dreams in third person that were like really boring tv shows.