Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Last night:
Fighting the British with a machine gun. (They were trying to kill me, not my fault... British people are cool...)
12/26/12 - Multi-Country Fighting - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Night before that:
-I stole someone's Proof of Christianity bulletin because I didn't want my family to know my doubts
-Girl sucked at construction and almost cut her leg off with a chainsaw, and did cut a guy in half
12/25/12 - Church and Movie - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

And before that:
-A guy I went to school with murdered someone
-A crazy guy was trying to buy a mansion
12/24/12 - Murder and Crazy Guy Buying a House - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Finally caught up with December (now just have to catch up October and November.)

1) Trying to stay in Sears after closing, but security pushes me out, even though I am waiting for my landlord, but she doesn't recognize me, because I am a little kid and she hasn't met me yet, and I can't even call her on her Mountain Dew cell phone, because how can she answer if I call her on her own phone? I then find myself turning into Lennier, and Garibaldi wants to know what I am doing here, as they are building Babylon 5 in the mall parking lot, before the Hulk and Bigfoot fight it out.

2) I'm Harry Potter, fighting Voldemort with guns and the military in a local park before buying and cooking chicken wings in a prank for guys on a stakeout, and being taught to sing by Mark and Luralee. All over the place.

Just a small bit of lucid in this one: 3) Hiking through snow in a swimsuit to reach a waterpark in December with my landlord and her family, and riding some nice slides and log rides until somebody gets injured, after which I realize I am dreaming and start looking for somebody to have fun with, until I run into a friend who would never approve! Darn!

The toilet was broken and I was doing laundry for a class that also directed me to a picture of a naked woman.

Toilet Problems and Laundry Class - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

1. I was with the Green Lantern (the Justice League version) and I was wielding a shotgun while trying to hunt down some old man.

Green Lantern and Wielding a Shotgun - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I had to protect my lunchbox from a shop owners singing... O.o

I made chocolates. :D

I was at a sleepover where I acted like a wild child, talked to a cat, got chased by two giant snakes, and couldn't take a shower until the very end...and then I couldn't dry off.

The Sleepover - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

1. I gave some guy a padlock, and he tells me he's going to steal it, so I charge after him to grab his shoulder and was going to get a weapon to kill him, but he took out a knife, which made things awkward.

Padlock Stolen, and Blonde Female at the Mall - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Helped out at a thrift store, ended up talking to a woman who thought I owed her money, then watched my bro play in a fun-zone in a wal-mart next to a savers.

I was hungry, and the only thing left in my fridge was some ostrich cheese pudding.

1: I was dancing with a girl in front of a huge crowd.
2: I was at warped, and Of Mice & Men were playing live.
3: Me and some friends went into someones house and stole all their laptops.
4: I was new at some school and some guy introduced me to my new class.
5: I just logged into DV and my notifications said that I've got 124 new likes.
6: False awakening .-.
7: All my friends were playing black ops and I was posting stuff on twitter.
8: Another false awakening asdfghjkl.

1) Ping-pong is much more interesting when the balls are loaded with explosives.
2) Seeing the neighbor's house getting attacked by werewolves, and trying to get everyone in my house to safety.

An army of ants in row
climbs by AN elm, and deep inside
spiders spin to hunt them,

Running from an erupting volcano while watching people being pancaked by flaming boulders just few feet from me.

Jeez, is everyone having bad dreams today?

1 (Sort of a frag): Western cartoon 3D characters are singing a song while I contemplate the oscillation of blood making an electromagnetic field
2 (Also kind of a frag :/ ): There was this evil werewolf/vampire thing that could be born or could possess people
3: The world has gone to shit and I fight people and finally get back to my family, only to have them think I'm a budding serial killer

No bad dreams here ... mine are terrific! Weird, but terrific!

OK, last night's dream and those from the last week of November. One of these is *very* weird

1) I'm involved with a case with NCIS that I can't quite remember, and end up suggesting a restaurant to FBI Agent Fornell, before I go looking for jaw breakers in a shopping mall, and find my friend Dale has bought a weird Superman staff, which turns into a six inch tall, solid silver model of R2D2.

2) Hunting penguins in Runescape, and somehow monitoring them from several screens away leads to meeting a friend at a sort-of-in-game Polynesian hotel, where his brother just wants to eat *again*

3) Ready to quit or be fired from my courier job, or perhaps my security job if I don't get all these Runescape farm patch seeds planted quicker!

4) Fighting demons with Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer leads to nearly being drowned under a boat, before exiting in London and running into David Tennant and his Bat'leth and accidentally kind of soliciting him.

5) Fighting with Harry Potter characters in a warehouse before running into Commander Ivanova from Babylon 5, before I turn into Spider-Man, run into the detectives from Psych (Shawn so does not belong in a mini-skirt), and end up in a weird, futuristic spa trying to have sex with some very strange people, and finding they want me to get pregnant, and that it is all a plot which the Psi-Corp established *now*, in our time. Semi-lucid.

If nobody finds any of these worth reading and commenting on, you people aren't nearly strange enough!

Get noticed for doing a bunch of ERB videos, comment to my bro that we've done more than the official dudes, and then had a fake gun fight with various people I don't know.

Guy asks me what I think "the most productive workout routine ever" is and I hop from tree branch to tree branch in the park, mulling it over for a very long time... and when I return with my answer, he tells me not to bother because my (89-year-old) grandma already told him what to do.

1. In the future a few years: Showing the success or failures of my bro and I's future as parents.
2. Harry potter nightmare with this guy as Voldemort.
3. FA I suppose about delivering newspapers talking to my dad about the nightmare.
4. Sitting in a cafe(I think it was Starbucks) waiting for my mom to pick me up.

I saw evidence for werewolves, went home and listened to Great Courses, got in a fight with my parents, and got bitten

Dream 1: A guy was somehow breaking into our house without undoing any locks, and taking pictures of us while we slept

Dream 2: A guy broke into our house and Eric didn't shoot him, and the other guy was about to shoot me

Ugh. I'm tired.

Following this long haired blonde girl running through this big open marketplace before I went lucid and looked at her as I woke.

I was stuck in the past, being chased by a group of people who were trying to kill me.

5 fragments:
1. Something about like an evil neighbor, had some invincible minions
2. Was supposed to do some dance in front of a bunch of people
3. (Same dream as previous, different scene) Some game about stopping kids/dogs from touching chairs
4. Was promoted from 1st to 2nd grade in a school that felt like it was in a mall.
5. Some girl sits down on a beach while she strips