My friend started driving my moms car drunk, hit two cars, drove back to my house and prayed the cops wouldn't show up, but they did so we confesed and I started screaming so I ran down the middle of the street and got stuck in a pool I jumped in.
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My friend started driving my moms car drunk, hit two cars, drove back to my house and prayed the cops wouldn't show up, but they did so we confesed and I started screaming so I ran down the middle of the street and got stuck in a pool I jumped in.
Me and my friends playing basketball, then me putting a winter hat on and talking about going camping, suddenly seeing an MSN convo as I talk to my friends, constantly trying to fix my bangs but for some reason they're extremely greasy, which they never are, and finding a bottle of blood in my moms bathroom.
I bought an iphone as a way to remember a trip.
Epic journey through Europe to find an old man's kidnapped son or something.
That was a short lunch break.
Infiltrated the supernaturally haunted fortress of some enemy faction, and then relived the experience, while telling the story to a group of kids on the following day.
I was a ninja, my mum distracted me and my dad shot me which caused me to lose the Game.
A weird game of spore and the classic screwing up on a test (I almost became lucid but then actual real life logic stopped me lol).
I tried to fall asleep. :P
Claustrophobic, Paranoia fueling forest. "Him" Is following me. Now i need to go back to get my car.
Snowmobile backflips right in front of me, police chase, stand up to guy with a baseball bat, rally people around me to f*** him up, then smoke a cigar wooot
My goldfish turns into a magical flying killer whale, and my brother accidentally summons an Elder Horror who turns everyone into its cherry-shaped, pool-playing, weightlifting minions.
Um... shoe shopping. So yeah.
After a bloody debacle involving a back-room-human-body-slaughter-shop mall worker and his henchmen (most of whom end up with missing limbs), I construct a thin round tower reaching into the heavens, wherein I host a DBZ-style tournament; the top of the tower is complete with a huge central arena and luxurious living quarters for every combatant and their guests.
Had an awesome WTF race on a motorcycle against my friends in super cars.
I'm a vampire raping some girl in a hot tub. 8o
Is anyone else concerned that the cookie buffet is on fire?
Exam question: "What are wristband watches, and when are they practical for giraffes?"
Just another fragment.
I broke into a house and killed 5 people, then was sentenced to [exactly] 42 years via a DMV-style trial.
i need help >.<
Subconsciously finding ways to get off school ^_^
Blessed by a Drive-Thru Church pastor.
A zoo that looks like a high school only has deer, and you can run off any high point and hover for a bit before gliding down.
My english teacher gave me a mark of 7/25 on my essay.