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I dreamt I was a guy, Romeo I assume, and Olivia Hussey's version of Juliet was flirting with me, and some gang of guys (the Capulets?) didn't like it so they attacked me.
This reminds me of Strongbad cartwheeling over buses and breaking through a brick wall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRI-cJcRQRYQuote:
Originally Posted by 3isdom
Was on my lawn having a brief talk with Tyler Durden (fragment). Here is the entry.
I dreamt that there was a volcano in my school, but then my dream changed to me battling robots, and then I was light and I battled with darkness (I wasn't actually light, I was just supposed to be something like a goddess of light and I had white hair and could make things glow).
I try to manage crazy actors who should be up on stage right now.
Heroes of Nottingham.
Every one of my secrets was divulged by separate friends 1 by 1.
:( It was embarrassing lol
I'm being tracked down by The Wild Hunt, led by Queen Mab.
Time paradox solved through food poisoning.
traveled on my bed at over 1 hundred miles an hour on a long stretch of road through the desert.
Hot sex with an athletic petite woman. :lol:
To much porn in the subconscious made a good effort lucid moment for shared dreaming a bit disappointing but also really distracting from trying again.
Doing some random la parkour movements. Also remember running on a ledge like Ezio does, and thinking "AWESOME!!!", cause I've been wanting to try that in my dreams for a good while now.
I became possessed, which a black aura consumed me.
Black out pinball bouncing dream on television before lucid rampage and haircut, followed by exploration of dreamworld, and beach with friends. :cackle:
Was back in the year 1999, and had a Doberman or Husky named Krypto, who could bark out a portal to another point in time.
Somniloquist: [points dramatically] "Krypto! Open the portal to January 25, 2003, at 9:15AM!"
My dad thought it was a little strange that I had the totally great idea to cut one of my eyes out.
I was walking around with a scythe and a tattered black trench coat, all while a bizarre string of murders occurred. It wasn't me! I swear!
my little brother died and is dna was put inside my sisters stomach and it formed a baby, and then i delivered the baby and one day later he was already 5 years old.
all in all, it was a fucking weird dream
I woke up in the middle of the night last night and scribbled down: Golf, Spam, and prison break. Then I went back to sleep and forgot what they meant:D
Unbelievably vivid and trippy; almost like an acid trip =D
A one hundred floor tower utilized as a "Right of Passage" that housed a monster on each floor, which the floor I explored contained the most life-like monster I've ever seen.
Turned into a werewolf, while lucid, and tore shit up. :evil:
My new boss said we will be adding video games to the teaching curriculum.
My sister forgot a clone of my dog in a store; my mom had a spazz at her.
Aliens, schools, portals, camping in car park spaces, a big mansion, hanging garments and telekinesis.
The gum ball plant is causing deforestation to dutch forests.
Friend's car was broke down on the side of the road and I asked him if he needed help.
I got a small and very cuddly crow as pet, which I wanted to name "Nevermore" and believed it would help me write my thesis.......
Something about being stalked/hunted by SSJ2 Gohan, and running/hiding for my life.
A lucid dream when I suddenly became a vampire and killed/drained everyone who I met. o_O Weird cravings.
I was in a tree climbing race and won.
The devil came out of this pit from hell in the ground and grabbed onto my ankle draining my life force, a tree nearby also wrapped its roots around me trying to steal more of my life force, got saved by this guy.
I wanted to masturbate to online porn but some of my students kept popping in and out of nearby corridors.
I was helping to save Peter Bishop from a terrible fate and reunite him with a very distraught Walter, worked briefly with a mind control program, then discovered I/Olivia was pregnant and an avatar from Pandora...
(Then came the dream involving characters from Chuck... TV on the brain, I guess.)
I had a dream, that there was an internet service that allowed you to chat with dead people.
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...8016&p=1475031
I had a dream that there was this guy talking to someone.
Whoopdeedoo!
Me pretending to play trombone.
:shock:My chemisty teacher told me that if I found the bloody baby fingers that a student hid in the room, she would tell me where my seat was and give me chocolate.:shock:
Friend started talking about LDing, and i didn't become lucid :mad:
I became the leader of North Korea?
The island that's a computer, the apocalypse, and an elevator filled with rum.
A bouncy man with a door scaring me into Austin, I meet a polite beggar, have a fire extinguisher sprayed on me and punish super Terry Crews.
Venus gave me an Aeneid and salami sandwich. DJ Entry.
I'll steal this one from my girlfriend, since it is hilarious:
Prince likes to prepare the entire week's sauces in advance.
I try to fly, loose a tooth by flossing, and become Mother Nature.
One of my dreams last night involved this rollercoaster type thing underground, I didn't want to go on it at first because I didn't think it was safe.
I had to park my car on the highway because of a major road accident blocking the traffic, but when I came back to get it after work, it had been stolen...
My dog had nails in his head which I was tasked with and was successful in removing, then I was caught in an apartment of relatives with no socks on, in a panic due to having left my girlfriend out in a rented black truck for the whole night without telling her when I'd be back out of the apartment.
I had a lucid, and in that lucid I was a dude kissing a girl :?, yet I'm straight and kinda new that I REALLY am a girl yet went along with it :?.
Lots of false awakenings for no reason. :boggle:
Accidentally decapitated my pet chicken with the door to their pen.
The next day (in reality), the rope holding up the pen door snapped and it fell and (nearly) decapitated them.
Quite a lot of nothing.
Surprise Buttsecks (I was on the bottom :damnit: :whyohwhy: )...
Fonud a new home for a bucket of frogs in my attic which upset my mom.
I had a LD with continuing to find him...with an odd faliure.
Me: "I shouldn't listen to this loud music, I'm scared of going deaf"
Friend(after coming home from a concert): "Oh, don't worry. My hearing aid is only on a low setting"
Running from the law (sweet)
I run away from cannibals and drive off a 700-meter cliff in the middle of Saskatchewan.
I was in a house, and there were 12 strikes of lightning oh so creepily close.
Spoiler for MIND SCAR:
Mzzkc: Bringing Mind Scars outside his DJ since 2010.
Long, explorative lucid where I brought the moon (which then turned into the planet Earth) out of the sky and onto the street; blew my dad's mind by telling him he wasn't real, and tied an angry, fire-breathing dragon (who, himself, was made of fire) into a knot like a balloon animal.
Kung-fu dancing with my friend/"parter" at a party; where I landed on his back and we laughed our heads off.
running from the mob
Having an awesome party in my bedroom and then playing Nintendo 64.
A kid from back in school set another kid on fire, twice.
a surpise giant wave and tidal wave mud almost drowned me, but i hung on to my cat, who apparently could swim, and he pulled me inside the door to the beach house - luckily - although i did lose my purse in the tidal wave!Quote:
Originally Posted by Caradon
I held a positive pregnancy test and the father of the child told me to abort it so I cried :shock:
I ran around a city and found a ball for a group of kids who had lost it.
i was in a mexican soap opera. no idea what was going on cause i dont speak spanish
In a flash of lucidity, I drew my Katana and decapitated my aggressor.
The government created me to be the perfect killing entity, capable of destroying all of mankind with nothing but my twin blades, but they were still putting me through my paces, testing to see if I was ready to accomplish my purpose; I performed. . . beyond expectations. . .
I had a strangely lucid dream about hugging my laptop after destroying it.
How do you paint waves that sparkle, like that?
I thought I was a ghost for most of the dream until I realised I was dreaming and got only 3 minuites of trying time dialation before the REM period ended.
My mom announced at my high school graduation that I needed a tampon, in front of everyone
Not last night, but a couple nights before Inception came out in theaters (awesome movie):
I was with Leonardo Dicaprio, flying in a helicopter to Iceland or Russia, Iceland possibly being somewhere in the middle of Russia in the dream.
I was in an old empty house on one of my family farms, its a realy creepy place. I became lucid by growing and extra pinky finger out of my hand as I usualy do. I ran down a hill and a scary little 5 year old boy chased me. I turned around and smashed him in the face several times. After that he chilled out and we were friends, he almost seemed like my he was my son (I dont have a son in WL). He kept walking on the road and a few cars were driving past so it was very dangerous. Then a dodgy old guy parked him truck next to the boy and didnt see me. I knew the guy was dodgy so I jumped onto the roof of the truck and punched in the driver window. The guy wasnt happy and hopped out and went to get his shotgun. I didnt want to get shot and waste the lucid so I tried flying away and thinking of the moon and nomad and woke up.
Shit this ended up being a lot longer than I had thought, sorry!!!
I had to save the world from an evil duck who was trying to split the world in half with his doomsday spaceship.
A fragment of being with my best friend in some epic adventure, probably.
(my recall hasn't been that good lately...)
I got lucid and was on a hill of sand. It was like I as snowboarding down it just on my feet and doing grinds and stuff, at the end I found a guy who gave me a skateboard with no trucks! I woke up before I could use it :(
I beat the crap out of a friend for no reason and Patrick Stewart got shot. :(
I was Pocahontas, on a mission to meet the chief of another tribe, but as we were arriving his mermaid zombies attacked us and the only way to stop them was to shoot three arrows simultaneously into a giant ice cube.
My immediate reaction to that was to yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Quote:
Originally Posted by exdreamer
The ghost of someone named Charlie was haunting me and Criss Angel showed up at my door to give me a brochure..
Was sitting on a hotel bed with my mom, who suddenly lunged out and tried to stick me with long thumb tacks.
A man i met in a bar broke up with his wife so that we can be together.
My Grandmother died, so my History teacher felt sorry for me and gave me another chance to get an A in the course by correcting a single single answer on a previous exam; all the answers had to be in binary.
2D vision.
I was at a party celebrating an accomplishment I hadn't achieved yet.:D
:chuckle:Quote:
Originally Posted by ooflendoodle
I don't know why I find this so funny. I think it's because I can identify myself in that scenario.
I confused a hair straightener with a curling iron and then got annoyed because I had two heads, which meant I had to curl twice as much hair.
Watched a double decker bus drive into a flooded street (water was up to top) and some girl trying to hold a best buy bag over the water fell in when the bus lurched, I then went out for Chinese food.
There was a huge storm and the world was going to flood, and I was being chased by crazy Asian girls with long hair.
Edit: Whoa, I just realized the person before me mentioned 'flood' and 'Chinese'. :shock:
- Had fake sleep paralysis within a dream... again.
- I was in my house, walking around in a full astronaut suit.
- I was at a friend's place and crawled all the way up the side of their two-story house to fix the chimney.
a magical goose...
The Spirit of Death is a giant anthropomorphic Pikachu.
Sex.
Fighting
Shopping list: Jellied squid eggs, pocky, and a blue and yellow pet lizard.
I was arrested and transformed in to a female murderer.
Kicked some guy backwards while he was sitting in a chair. he died.... :)? :(..
Held my hand like a pistol and made a car explode like an atomic bomb :D
I was trying to get my dog to cross a street full of high speed cars by running across it again and agian but he was too busy trying to knock down an elementary school made of cardboard.
I fell for a girl that I rejected in waking life.
An old friend of mine started coming to my school and i tried to get her attention but it turned out it wasnt her- then she was looking for a can of peaches and my sister and i hid from her in the school's hog pen.
bj then boss fight, then completed LAST MONTHS lucid task, sigh.
Got scouted for college football and then played out a scene from the new Alice in Wonderland.
LDing soccer is great when you're cheating.
A Sequel on Elm Street and fighting over my girlfriend.
Forgot my costume at a convention... again... couldn't find anything good in the free stuff giveaway box, and had an art project ruined.
1. Cooked some cheese-and-macaroni casserole in the microwave.
2. Was a new prefect at my school; a person from Next Food Network Star was there.
3. Was on the run from mental, whacked-out students from the grade lower than mine.
Went downstairs into a basement to see a car ( the basement was a secret, and "truth" was hidden down there )..something about true self also.
Can i just sum it up in word one :D?
"Threesome"
My ex gave me leather shorts to wear, which I sagged because it was snowing.. then her mom said there was snow on the tables because that's where the animals live. :panic:
I was lucid so I wandered around my neighborhood having fun.
i was in lowes looking for penut butter and found it on a reaally high shelf and my french teacher got it for me because she was running a cafe on the lowes roof and i couldn't reach her.
I was trying to blow out candles but couldn't, and I realized it was a dream.
Physics class is more fun when it takes place on the moon and the students get to be members of the Justice League.
While lucid, I experienced the disorientating effects of nul-gravity and re-oriented myself so that the enemy's gate was down; then, a battle commenced, wherein I used my legs as a shield and fired my laser between them, taking out the entire enemy "army."
During a Lucid FA, Gandalf gives me plane tickets to the middle eastern desert town where I have to meet up with Samael and her friend (ansiel6sixtysix or something) again before my fight with the being that defeated Jackie Chan during a public, stadium hosted, dojo challenge just a couple of dreams ago; I barely make it into my court before another FA kicks in.
While at work, cleaning garbage cans, I met some happy girls and then got kicked out of my home.
Lucidly fought a man who refused to die, even when I shoved my energy shrouded katana through his heart and tore it up 'till the blade exited through the top of his skull; after making a truce with the man, I taught myself a new trick using Dual Blades, while Bankai'd, wherein a flurry of golden-light charged thrusts created a powerful blast of energy which punched a large hole in the nearby wall.
flying on a broomstick hitting tennis balls with my blue glass hand
Was flying and then realized I was dreaming (became lucid) and started falling, I learned how to fly and flew around my house. :)
I composed a song on a keyboard and had several false awakenings ... In one of the awakenings, there were giant mountains outside, which were actually my blanket all scrunched up. That was actually pretty awesome.
Oh, and I almost had an OBE, or at least dreamt about it ...
Catching a glimpse of the television, I noticed an intense advertisement for the new season of Arrested Development which, after sending me into fits of joyful mirth, triggered an RC, as I came to realize this news was too good to be true; I cried at my newfound lucidity and took my sorrow out on some shinigami sparring in the driveway.
Who left their baby on my living room floor?
Skateboarding down the streets of NYC.
#I kissed a girl and I liked it#
Rainy schoolyard chicken galore!
Escaping the child care facility of doom!
My ex-boyfriend stole all my money.
It was just a bunch of random images with no real story or meaning.
Obama got water dumped on his nice fancy suit
giant snow everywhere.
My grandmaa is the HULK!
Visited family, entered a hospital/school/movie store hybrid-like building, fed a pack of dogs in a gym, squid/octopus evolution, my gf rejected my friend request, the foundation of my bathroom cracked at the ceiling and water poured out.
There is way more that I dreamed about, but these are only the ones I remember so far.
The dream itself was a metaphore of a labyrinth where everyone was looking for something and I was looking for my prince charming(lol) but had to overcome some obstacles first.
Me and a friend was about to take an airplane out of a snowy, haunted island base, but the automatic haunted airplanes drove down our own.
Magic.
I got off the bus too early and then got lost in the woods while running and thought that it might be a dream, but probably not.
Ferrari dealer.
- Skied down a 90-degree hill.
- Got trapped in a children's play area.
My friend showed me a new virtual reality game where you had to run through a maze while the Slime Monster (from Ghostwriter) threatened to rip out your tongue, fry it, and then eat it.
My mom saw me smoking a joint so I spent the rest of the dream hiding from her and attempting to fake urine tests.
I'm trapped in a retreat for fairies that actually look a lot like humans.
Not convinced of our abilities, Jeremy Clarkson, one of our instructors, forced me and the one other pianist in the orchestra to compose three separate, complex pieces on the spot using nothing but our pinkies; the music we created was beautiful, exciting, and inspiring, yet also morose and haunting.
There was two small dragons in my house: one in the hallway and one in the bathroom.
Futuristic youth military negotiating a pact/alliance with a council of 7 to 9 different humanoid aliens, which as one of four advisors I prevented the contract from happening to prevent eternal servitude of the human species, resulting in my assassination through natural or accidental means.
Leonardo DiCaprio was really upset and needed me to comfort him ;)
Link to DJ entry
After murdering the Chief of Police's son (before he can murder me), I cunningly convince the Chief to adopt me and another young orphan girl when he starts questioning us.
Incredibly vivd dream of scuba diving in caves
I was on DV Chat for about an hour or longer.
I threw a knife and killed someone because I was an assassin.
:P
Was travelling to Europe with a cooler for luggage.
My friends and I were in a cone-like structure filled with water, and had to jump on a creature's head (Link here). :P
Me and an imaginary girlfriend looking for a place to makeout.
I was riding a boat across a river with Green Day.
My girl friend said that she was tired and needed to go to bed, which I told her something to the effect of "No, I want to hear more about all the people you have fucked, which we would probably be here all night, so it is good thing I can stay up all night.".
Sounds fucked up, but the fucked up part is that it actually happened in real life and felt so much like a dream that when I woke up I was panicing. It was like I was possessed.
I opened up a dream-exclusive magazine titled "Playboy for Kids!"
:facepalm:
Old west gunfight in modern NYC, I won.
I was in a crowded movie theater, getting things thrown at me by all the kids I went to high school with.
I remember, sitting in the back of a hatchback, looking out the rear view mirror and seeing people wear suits and dresses running around.
I battled wits with my good friend and RA, as he tried to use the knowledge he gained during his internship to lock me out of the school's system, while I used my own summer experiences to subvert his plans and bypass his security blocks; by winning the inevitable arms race, I eventually won the entire war.
- A freaking bloody nightmare.
- Crashed through three different walls as I flew in a semi-lucid.
I was going to die soon because of some sort of disease that started from my teeth.
Yuck, that doesn't sound pleasant.
For some reason my house became a war zone, and I was fighting M1 Abrams tanks with a Javelin.... Odd
I also was dreaming about building a house where my cousins keep their horses.
it wasn't :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
but its okay. usually if im not remembering my dreams for awhile, when I start to record them again, they're always bad for a few days, then they start to get better :3
Leonardo DiCaprio played a cop once again in my dream.
Justin Beiber copied my dragon artwork's style and pose.
My classmate made fun of a (pretty fat) rapper kid.
3 Dreams:
-watching people eat salad and fries in the classroom
-Mum and Granny have dementia *lol*
-working out in Gym, meeting my dream girl and going to camp with her :D
Woman who woke up in a hospital and turned into a ball.
In a colorful maze in witch a goose was very, very important.
hahahaha
hahaha I saw a picture of the girl I dreamed about. I couldnt remember dreaming last night but I saw the girls picture on facebook and remembered it.
ok the actual dream in one sentence now
I dreamed that I was back in school and i told a girl I like her hair better dark.
Had a parrot sitting on my finger, classmate was amused - till they parrot picked in my finger.
By myself, I was protecting a building that contained a massive vault with something inside it in which Russians(?) were inexhaustibly trying to gain access to.
Became Neo while a Tank was chasing/following me, broke open the top, grabbed the first guy I saw and put a gun to his head while whispering: "Is there anyone else in there?"...
I beat up my little sisters boyfriend
my boy friend and i ran up the california mountains as spirits at sunset.
Aggressive kittens in boxes.
Fire suppression systems for a high tech company with robots (I don't remember this dream. Good thing I write down key words or short blurbs)
Be a DJ in my class room :roll:
Without any goals in mind, I wandered around aimlessly, in an eerily-deserted, colorful, suburban dreamscape, for what seemed like hours; the dream ended when I got upset with a ski-ball machine that called me out for 'cheating.'
Back to school... except this time it's infested with zombies.
Good to know that Im not the only person with random ski-ball machines popping up in my dreams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzzkc
No ski-ball machines last night but I can remember hearing the word Bison over and over again but that could be because my uncle was watching street fighter :)
got kissed by a two eye colored girl after jumping off of a 27 story building and breaking my back.
My second dream was I was at my GF's house, and we were in the front yard, and I was making this map for WOW because we had these awesome WOW action figures, but the sand wasn't deep enough, so we decided to go in the back yard, and we get there and the garden is filled with sand, so we go into there but instead find 4 white horses, and I discover, upon petting one, that it's my horse from RDR, and then we're back to digging in the sand, and I want to make this cool ravine thing, but her uncle walks in and starts talking to us, but I'm ignoring him and keep digging, but then it's like I was leaning over my GF because I stop leaning and I'm staring at carpeting, and I'm looking at a plate of meat and a plate of beans, both small plates, and they have ants on them, so I pick up the plates, and my alarm goes off
How's THAT for a sentence, HAHA!
Hurry up and snipe down that bear before it kills us, also my mom is waiting for us in the car.
Something that spanned four days where I could visually see my facial hair grow more each day that passed, which I additionally smelled perfume permeating from an unknown woman.
First time I've ever smelled anything in a dream.
The local council distributes hundreds of free inflatable beachballs to every house in the neighbourhood except my neighbour.
A dream (which switched from 1st to 3rd person, every now and then) where I was a cowboy who looked like Owen Wilson in Shanghai Noon, and was having gunslinger/trickshot contests with some other guy; including launching a ridiculously bouncy super ball around the saloon we were in, and taking shots at it, in all directions.
recurring dream of the wedding cake and childhood favorite places.
I went camping and bears were out to get me.
Witnessed two planes crashing into a city building.
Also dreamed that I stole a pack of chocolates and a guard stalked me.
1. Tap-dancin on landmines.
2. I do believe the ground has disappeared.
Party-Games with hot chicks - one running away because shes not used to tall persons. (2m in RL :D)
(2. World)War has reached my hometown, I meet an enemy soldier(US - im GER :P) but before I engage him i notice he doesnt want to fight, i sit beside him, have a smoke, talkin bout Girlfriends and finally im crying. Sad dream.
Met a hot chic and made out with her in my cottage.
I want to leave this damn hotel but my friend doesn't...
Deep sea dived in the pacific ocean off the coast of Palm Springs and found two coins with aliens on them.
Joined a firing line of Space Marines, opening fire on a charging formation of High Elven Silver Helms; surprisingly, they withstood the assault and reach our ranks, tearing into us.