Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

1. I'm at my wife's grandmother's house, which apparently is part of the underground railroad, a slave his playing hide-and-go-seek with his fellow slaves then I bring the cat food up from the basement.

-Touring three houses and the first two are awful, see all kinds of problems like in Holmes Inspection, and the people trying to sell the house keep telling me they aren't going to be problems The third house is ok, needs some re-caulking in the bathroom, but then I realize I haven't checked the attic for vermiculite and wake up.

I'm tired.

It was some type of show like Game of Thrones, with the matriarch of an off-shoot of the main family of House Branch explaining how she stole little girls that she liked while holding "her" young daughter.

1) The Disney Company and Willy Wonka are fighting over control of live chocolate cartoon characters in an ever-escalating battle which spreads to encompass multiple dimensions and universes and eventually superheroes and powerful weapons from the Lensman series.

2) Trying to find a clean, usable toilet in a huge house filled with filthy toilets leads to taking a dump squatting over a hole in the floor, walking through a slumber party of cute teens, discussing defeating a white slavery ring with a hospital nurse and the NCIS team, fighting off a pair of vampires, then making a run for the Nevada/California border in a big-rig.

3) Shopping at Thrifties and end up taking a test there (got 100%!) before fighting off a pair of thugs, who then decide to steal from me during some sort of convention in New York, after which we refuse to give them a ride home, steal their Star Wars action figures, and fly home in a sort of homemade airplane.

1. Lucid. I was walking towards my house and heard my mother calling me, but I was still far away, so I realized that I was dreaming. Then tried to enter through a mirror and appeared in the same reality but with little fractal patters on everything.

I had a nonlucid where my son made me buy an iPhone cover made out of denim. It kinda looked cool actually.

1. I am Will Robinson.
2. I have to cleanup after a storm, then my brother in-law pulls on a cable and I am crushed by a huge log.
3. I'm trying to use my whirligig but a torrential downpour is heading right for me.
4. Actor Ricky Gervais asks me to babysit his kids while he goes to meet his mistress, after his kids fall asleep in a blanket tent in my bathroom I go to tell his wife he is having an affair.

-I'm working out (kind of annoyed when I woke up)
-Went to catch a lamb for dinner but somehow end up with a baby fox, a lion cub, and a tiger cub as pets (and they can talk)

Originally Posted by NewArtemis

-I'm working out (kind of annoyed when I woke up)

I hate that! I've had dreams about being at work and woke up very annoyed.

1. A small hedgehog getting drunk on flavoured milk.
2. Everyone's freaking out because a local gorge is going to flood and put everything underwater.

Originally Posted by Tygar

I hate that! I've had dreams about being at work and woke up very annoyed.

I know! It's like you never really got to rest. I was mostly annoyed because I put so much effort into that workout and then I wake up and "Oh. I've got to do that again. Yay."

1. Looking for a site to shoot a movie, saw actor Patrick Wilson but couldn't get his attention, and then decided we could shoot the movie on a golf course.
2. A crime spree prevented me from getting to class but the professor said not to worry so we went to find a vending machine, but had to stop to comfort Mr. T before watching an unexpected group of children in Halloween costumes leave the classroom.

1. I was using a lazy river ride to get around town, except this particular river had some huge drops and massive waves.
2. I was an Army CID officer and one of the guys from MASH was trying to flirt with me at a conference.

Originally Posted by Thena

2. I was an Army CID officer and one of the guys from MASH was trying to flirt with me at a conference.

Which guys from MASH? Was Hawkeye involved? LOL!

+ thinking about entering a big tube/pipe full of monsters, the entrance is farther along, the lions don't bother about me they're chilling just walking around

+ (almost lucid?) a voice told me the device I was looking at floating in front of me was broken ruining our reason to exist, then my son pokes his head around a corner and asks me what I'm doing, I think I saw him do that in a FA earlier in the week and that I might be dreaming, start to do a nose pinch but fade to in between waking and sleep

+ I see a branch on the ground on an outdoor daytime path and think about breaking it off to take with me

+ In a grocery store checkout, can't find my dental bridge, go into the men's shirt department they're all boldly striped, sit in the cafeteria overhear men at a nearby table talking about tea

+ on a waterslide partway down they turn off the water, they didn't know I was still up there, I scoot down to the bottom where some DC tells me something like I didn't come down the slide right I say "what" but he walks away.

+ returning to grocery store to show wife the new store, I see big flower displays, go in I'm carrying a tray with the leftovers of lunch including a crystal bud vase I don't know where to put the tray

+ reading an (electronic?) paper catalog I'm interested in how they detect where you press on the page

+ reading a (web page? trying to find the link where mastercard is offering free credit

+ outside (the store?) a big truck pulls up my wife starts talking to me about a meeting with a judge to discuss credit card violations, we have a long discussion about exactly how and when our financial troubles started (March 6th it turns out , my wife tells me)

+ in a kitchen my "wife" serves large-curd cottage cheese that I think is really lamb I see pink juices running between the curds I eat some? there's a laughing litlte baby on my wife's plate

+ in a bedroom dark with baby on bed it turns its creepy face to follow the sounds I'm making I make a lot of sounds left and right to make it turn its head alot and it starts laughing

+ playing a tune on guitar close of up fret I see my finger moving on the strings making all kinds of cool effects and hear the tune

+ leaving a restaurant with a group including a very large woman

I was a girl who stopped aging for some reason, and had the ability to slip into people's pasts or futures (it was like a thin screen of water that I could see through and walk through)

I was at a stoplight intersection but all the cars were motorized rafts on water, somehow I get thrown out and end up under a propeller and I'm afraid I'd get chopped up when they accelerated.

My brother decides it's funny to put a cat on a mop and move it around the room. Well, the cat didn't seem to mind.

Everyone keeps stealing my beer.

Originally Posted by cvdmehden

Everyone keeps stealing my beer.

That sounds like a nightmare.

1. I want to eat lemon cookies out of the trash but don't because that would be disgusting, but later end up sitting a garbage heap.
2. I fall asleep during a show, wake up shirtless, become lucid and meet a gypsy woman who turns into a man just before I try to fly into space...but wake up when I jump.

1. There was a horse in my back yard and I was trying to hug it.
2. The football team took a break during halftime to go to a cottage in Alaska and make pizza.
3. I was trying to click on a link on my tablet and kept getting this small warning that I couldn't read.

Originally Posted by Tygar

Which guys from MASH? Was Hawkeye involved? LOL!

I really don't know enough about the show to know who he was! All I know was that he turned up while I was discussing a case related to a MASH unit and he showed up, then started asking if my job got in the way of romance. Frankly, my ideal guy would have been Navy, not Army...

1. A friend of mine and I were hidding in a elevator from monsters.
2. Lucid. I was talking with my mom and got lucid all of a sudden. She agreed that we were dreaming and we both took off and started flying over a massive forest. I told her to watch what was I going to see. I concentrated and the whole forest started to illuminate. Thousands of sparkles around us. Then I concentrated again to make it even more beautiful, and the forest started to change its color, creating fractals. At the end we were again in the kitchen and told her that I had to talk with my subconcious, so I called it but woke up.

FRACTALS EVERYWHERE!

-I was walking down the street and pretending to play drums with magic wands while my mom followed me and repeatedly said "Did you know there's an album called Sexual Healing? It's very physical music."

-Borrowed my mom's speedy car and found out that the brakes only worked sometimes