Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I remember coming up with a christmas-themed chocolate idea, my parents were back together (happens a lot), and I was trying to remove evidence of smoking from their bedroom before they noticed.

I was talking to a professor about an assignment that I had missed and she said that I wouldn't be allowed to graduate because of it.

Pizza delivery guy tried to break into our house because he thought we weren't going to pay him.

very short moments in a "finish the night of sleep" 3-hour nap:

+ watching a few shots of a televised professional golf tournament

+ told the gym manager about the flickering lights on the lower level

+ watch an annoying guy trolling the manager of a food court restaurant (that had an escalator)

+ trying to convince the dull janitor woman that each side of the double-sided garbage can lid used to sound like a gong when you hit it.

+(f) some advertising jingle for a skateboard?

+ watching a video of my son when he was at a cute young age, and getting upset

+ my kids have my camera: wondering if they've seen the "bad" pictures there (visualizing them)

I accidentally broke a baby turtle egg and tried to save the baby turtle by breathing life into him, then he started to breathe and became my turtle pal that sat on my shoulder.

Strange trails of exotic bugs led me to a group of tiny humanoids who wanted to teach me about the nature of reality.

I spoke to a group of people what lucid dreams are and that we were all in a dream and they were all amazed.

My dad threatened the hallway closet with a shotgun.

1. I was being cornered by zombies, then dad swooped in and beat them all up with a baseball bat.

2. My step mother (who always seems to be an evil bitch in my dreams, I don't know why) found me hiding under the couch and forcefully injected me with something that will prevent me from sleeping.

3. A video of my dad got at least 92,000 views on YouTube.

Yay, finally catching up on sleep and dreaming.
A number of sequences and moments amid late morning dozing.

+ (f) (vague, unsure) working out at a gym?

+ look at the bugs on the wall; my place filled with water, stomp off angry; fisher(woman?) catches kelp; get over the fence; tacos/burritos/confrontation; hazing the 2nd wife; race with black brother to drinking fountain; we're hunted by velociraptors, escape; knock on the halloween door of the house with a spider display, they answer and thank us while I hide on the lawn

+ convincing the woman with the sprinkler, I must complete an algebra test; she lets us in, my dad takes a shower; adjusting the sprinkler against the screen door; get a lump in my throat talking about a book with the woman

+ my (over 80 year old) father is gliding across the room on heel skate shoes, he falls hard, I freak out, he gets up quickly

+ in bed with arms around both wife and friend, friend's ex-husband comes in shirtless, puts on his shirt, kisses his ex, leaves; the women get off the bus at my stop, and go where I'm going, where's the lawyer free talk, what's his name, Peter Lavelle?

Connecting two lines on a piece of paper was enough to turn it into a legally valid contract.

Sensei started a public discussion on DV with speculations about my love life.

5 enemy soldiers walking past me as I hid in the forest, and I was suppose to shoot them, but I decided not to do this, because I didn't want to hurt anybody, so I slowly crept away, and met my troop, and then I had to explain why I didn't shoot them, and...(well, this sentence is running on, but they just laughed at me, like I was crazy for dreaming such a thing).

Had a small fragment about my step brother eating a gingerbread cookie when I took a nap. Not sure if it's a dream from last night that I suddenly remembered, or if I went into REM quite early.

I was flying a car through a void of random images and situations that included a merry-go-round and 6-7 girls that were wrestling in a small pool of water.

+(f) boy scouts? DG the troop leader dedicating his time?

+ (vivid, dream signs galore, fascinating) massive storm rolls in at the farm, I hide people in the barn/cellar, watching gas pipe installation

+ up-close observation of open-top, dual-chamber, automated clothes washing machine.

+ (lucid) walk quickly to maid to do TOTM but wake up

+ gangster house / robbery at convenience store down the hill

I was driving down a mountain on a jet ski and I went off dirt ramps that made me jump across lakes and streams.

-Aang never actually died; he only pretended to so that there could be more than one avatar.-

-A sci-fi battle with an Alien race known as the Fraxnor and some shoddy lucidity.-

-I return to my high school only to find it overrun by strange diseases, military takeovers and sexualized school dances.-

-I could upgrade my sword and choose different stats such as luck, fire or strength

-I found a secret society of wizards who were all in a pub cheering loudly at the TV screen

I remember I was driving backwards down the road, hit a car, and a random guy gave me an "accident report" that consisted of a few nonsense words written on a two-inch piece of paper.

full DJ:
http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/fryi...circuit-62775/

+(f) (vague/unsure) cars? At LH(s)?

+ (angband dream!) walking through a cave dwelling, stepping over a spiked pit trap, opening doors onto singing monsters who were frightened of me

+ standing outdoors at night next to bleachers where people are sitting, (DO?), a wife takes pictures of a husband and son against starry night sky, I "see" the photos

+ competition in front of computers, faces of celebrities giving reviews of video games

+ chased by a guided missile, pull out its circuit board; closely examine the components and structure circuit board

+ (lucid) get off freeway at off-ramp to "visit" a book(?), some kids are watching me, I take off flying to show off, realize I'm dreaming, and move around spider-man style shooting webs from wrist and pulling myself along with them

At the university, and then my son tells me he can't write his psychology final because the tunnels are blocked, so tell him to follow me outside, and we ran and ran and ran to try and get there on time (then I woke).

I saw a rainbow in the sky, and seriously, it was way more colorful than any rainbow I have ever seen in waking life.

-I'm on a cruise ship with my step mother and step sister and then we teleport to a cool function on the ship, which is a big, dark tunnel half filled with water that people can ride through slowly to induce lucid dreams

-My family and I are travellers and we set up a dark tent and block the moon's light, sitting in a circle around a table with lit candles -- the idea was to meditate ourselves into the astral plane, but my brother chickened out at the last minute