Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Dreamed I had an appointment with Satan, but he was so busy that he told his secretary to tell me that we would have to reschedule. o_o'

Found myself in a job interview for an upper management position in just my underwear.

Non-Lucid: I had a dream that I was feeding people and to my pet Kraken.

Sorry double post/ bump? Had a lucid dream about flying around a store with the YouTube-Plant Dolan crew.

Had a dream that the brakes failed in my ratty old truck... yesterday. Know what happened today? The brakes failed! ... cue theme from Twilight Zone...

-Bad guys took us to a forest so they could trap us, cover us with oil and burn us to death.
-Archdevil Aboroth arrives to an auction house full of gods and lesser devils.
-I see a half-elf hiding in the Nine Hells.

Non lucidly screwed around with telekinesis I think
I talked to someone

I had a Non-lucid dream about being accused of causing one of my ex-friends to inflate like a balloon.

Lucid autofellatio just for the heck of it.

Captured by Nazis. Things that I can't post, happened : D

I yelled at a Walmart manager because she threw away my items when I stepped away for 2 seconds and then gave me a bad attitude about it.

Also, I got in trouble at work because several of my coworkers and I were watching Netflix in my cube.

Never got to eat my sandwiches.

I don't know how to add a link to my DJ entry. :(

I had a dream that I got angry that the DV staff was selling people's personal DJ for charity work.

Surreal non-lucid. Found myself in some sort of temple with an orb-like companion following me.

Shady job at a grocery store that led to me getting roundhouse kicked in the temple. (Didn't wake up, so I had some time to suffer. Fun.)

I had conversations with relatives and explored the afternoon/nightlife of a big city.

Dreamed that I was teaching/coaching/encouraging a guy who was trying to find a way to get his student to understand some deep (but, on my part, forgotten) concept, and the student in turn was trying to teach his student to be a better warrior, and that student was learning cool ways to trick his master into believing that he was making progress... and all the DC's, be they master or student, were the same guy... and all the DC's were dressed like Suki, the Kyoshi warrior from Avatar (make-up and all).

...maybe you had to be there...

Kept forgetting to put my pants on.

Spellbinding some dream character so, the can't cause harm to themselves or others. (This consist of taking a photo of someone and wrapping a black ribbon around it while chaining an incantation.)

So I suck at the 'last night' bit, since I only get dreams typed up instead of written down on paper once or twice a year. Here are the interesting ones from the last few months, with the first one being from last night.

1) Attacked by T-Rexes with machine guns at Publix, but thankfully I'm invulnerable. Apolcalyptic, and hints of Logan's Run.

2) I'm Harry Potter on a camping trip led by Dumbledore, where Sirius and I sneak off to make and fly brooms, and make a cheese broom that causes fireworks.

3) Trying to remember an NCIS time travel dream within another dream leads to trying to write a super hero movie where Madame Umbridge tries to force those who work with the heroes to be of poor moral fiber (they must cheat at tic-tac-toe) while I have to change my version of Groot to be more like bowtruckles.

4) I'm a cross between myself, Harry Potter, and Xander Harris, exploring an evil house filled with twisted and odd characters. The TARDIS telepathic circuits protect us from some of the evil, but we still have to deal with time traps, evil clowns, and the death of one of our members, while hoping the Doctor won't tell us it's a fixed point in time.

Wow! Must be a slow week for dreaming. I don't think I've ever seen this thread go four days without any posts before. Well, I had a couple of dreams last night, and jotted them down. I'll eventually get them posted, but I'm not in a hurry about it unless someone is actually interested in reading them, so no links this time. But if either sounds especially interesting, let me know, and I'll post it quicker.

1) Doing weird but dull video game stuff in a weird combination of Runescape, Locomotion, and mystery shopping, when I find myself attending a balloon convention, and flying around, trying to avoid the punk who is running it, who doesn't like me. Suddenly a flash flood hits, and I am trying to rescue my shrunk and compacted car from an ever-enlarging parking structure that is falling apart around me as the flood waters rush in.

2) On a camping trip somewhere, trying to catch a parking lot tram, when I suddenly find myself sitting on the edge of a stage, watching the filming of a major WWE wrestling event in Baltimore, meeting a couple of wrestlers, and getting glared at by Vince McMahon, as he knows I don't belong there.

I met a naked girl with 4 BooBs horizontally XD

Well, I'm improving. Back again. Finally posted the two dreams above ... but am not allowed to edit them, so still no links. If anyone wants to read them (don't know why, they weren't all that special) they can check the links in today's dream, then backtrack a couple spaces.

1) Mystery shopping a local gas station leads to doing the same for a New York City station that was hit by a terrorist bomb, where I have to do the shop surrounded by debris while listening to the guy badmouth Uber drivers to three young female werewolves who are discussing Gordon Korman's Son of Interflux while Aniken Skywalker turns a box into a model space ship and levitates it to a shelf.

2) Am wandering Mammoth Cave in the public areas, trying to sneak away so I can go exploring, but having no luck, when I find myself pushed outside where people are trying to drop rocks on us from the cliffs. Soon it has changed to throwing rocks in Eisenhower Park, where I somehow find myself sailing a small boat against the wind in a huge Disney aquarium from other dreams.

3) Taking hallucinagenic drugs on Babylon 5 to try to see the future to learn how to save the station from destruction, which leaves me very tired. For some reason I am avoiding my own house, so I go to a neighbor's house in the middle of the night to try to get some sleep, just to find I'm the Boy Who Lived, and they are Death Eaters ... but friendly Death Eaters. Oddly, DE colors are red, while Gryffindor colors are green.

I stick around my grandparents' house, teleport across the top of Minecraft trees, talk to a variety of lucid DCs, and lose lucidity 3 times in the same dream.

So, time to post a few more dreams and fragments. Most are from the last week, but one is from a month ago. I already noted it once, but now it's on the computer and available to read. So onward!

1) Pulled in to fill a role at the Adventurers Club by Graham, very last minute, and interacting with the performers while dealing with malfunctioning equipment, costuming difficulties, and avoiding the supervisors who don't want me back stage, since I do not officially work here.

Fragments:

2) Wandering around the Church of the Nazarene in Buena Park, laying out Locomotion tram routes in a sort of pattern, then pick up an Uber passenger, and following her directions, I end up driving my car (which turns into a shopping cart) down Main Street at Disneyland, running into people I know.

3) Making some sort of rolling marble game, then working security at Knott's Berry Farm, where I kind of break the rules to help Vince Williams get his van out of the parking lot. Later we meet at Rosemary's, where we are roommates, to discuss it.

4) Working a weird security shift at a Orlando Paving type of site, where the staff is threatening me kind of like Ray Burke used to do, but it feels far more creepy. I start to realize I am dreaming (barely) and try to have sex, but the woman has a metal chassis under her skirt rather than legs and moist bits.

The older, cool one:
5) I'm Harry Potter, teaching muggle electronics to a stuck-up but not horrible Draco Malfoy, when I eventually find myself outside the house of the Doctor Who/Buffy time travel haunted house dream of a few months ago, trying to remember the solutions to the various puzzles, interacting with time ghosts, and traps that feel like a hidden objects game, until I end up in a restroom having sex with Hermione Granger, while her ghost ancestor makes comments I find somewhat humorous.