Share your dream from last night in one sentence

My family and I were at an airport where we were looking for a comedian/intern to hire to bring on our trip to... somewhere.

See some familiar folks at a strange cafeteria and talk about veganism

I was in an alternate universe where people rode dragons instead of driving cars and warlords of the many feudal societies were trying to kill me because I was the last of a long lost royal bloodline.

Watched my girlfriend browse the internet

in my work cleaning dishes and my computer was the machine for cleaning o.o

Talking to a friend about meditation when I realize he lives in California so I reality check but it doesn't trigger lucidity at which point he tells me "maybe you should try again" and he sounds like he knows I'm dreaming so I try again but still don't induce lucidity:P

I talked to my dad, put my hand in my stomach, met my dream guide and learned not to overindulge, which I do with anything i like good or bad.

A semigod had trapped me and the rest of my family in some mayan ruins underground, and tortured us with different sorts of games and opportunities to get out of there.


My first nightmare in 8 years. Quite interesting.

I was in Italy drinking something with my friends, while telling them some things I saw the last time I was there

I am Justin Bieber's chauffeur for the evening and I'm driving him around in a small hover car, stopping frequently so he can autograph posters and CDs.

i was on a ship fighting pirates with the golden fleece.

I got scared that my boss would find out that I'd been playing computer games at work. (DJ entry here)

Fought some zombies with my rocket launcher at school

Got laid...

Complete and utter Blah

Having assassinated a king, it falls upon me to give a speech and prevent civil war.

Dealing with monkeys, sleeping in trees and fighting Mike Tyson after practising martial arts.

I dreamed I was a dead girl whose spirit couldn't move on and she was kinda hanging out with a friend of hers and trying to move on. It was a pretty weird dream. First time I've been dead. First time I was a girl, too.

Dreamt I was choking on mechanical pencil lead and had dozens of little stalks of it jammed into my mouth and throat, as if they were quills from a porcupine I had tried to swallow whole.

No bueno. :?

A statue of christ on the cross is pissing into a pool of greenish brown liquid.

went camping and was putting up super WTF tents.

I was at a hospital in a MRI machine, talking to my dead grandmother about something I can't remember...:?

I wrecked the crap out of an old Dodge Charger painted up like the General Lee because the brakes failed..

Trying to save my friend by shooting down robots but he doesn't make it so I leave the underground vault and head off into the african wilderness...

My dog's nose has a big snot bubble, when it pops mucus runs all over the floor.