Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I was reading a novel that was supposed to be about lesbian Native Americans, but the narrative kept going on descriptive tangents and never got around to introducing the main character's love interest.

I was in our darkly-lit kitchen when someone really ominous appeared; they walked right towards me and pushed me to the ground, and at this moment I became very semi-lucid; to deter a possible nightmare I casually asked them, "hey, want to do something?".

For the record, it worked. xD

I was on a sand-covered and baron planet, shooting the living f**k out of these alien creatures, aided by a woman that gave me commands over a radio.

So much fun.

I was a school basketball star who became completely humiliated, when my skills left me - and I couldn't make a single shot to save my life - before they came surging back and I was suddenly making jaw-dropping shots and nearly superhuman dunks.

1) I was in my bedroom, arguing with one of my childhood friends how we didn't have any hot water in the shower, and that she'd have to take a shower in the lake instead.

2) I walked through a set of wooden double doors from a room into the back entrance of a submarine; the whole thing then started to go underwater (!?); I walked forward and a big vertical door slowly closed behind me, keeping the water out, then I proceeded to casually move a big metal pole out of the way with my mind and go shopping for milk and DQ "Peanut Buster Bars".

Too much video editing last night... >>"

Nintendo 64 found, games found, yes yes yes, 007, yes!, golden eye! yes! yES YES! muahahha! mario kart yesss!

1. I stumbled upon Mzzkc who looked like Jake from Twilight. :clairity:

2. I was asked a riddle. The question was: What is more popular, westernized radios or pussy? ... and I got the answer right :imslow:

I met one of my old friends.. I was happy in the dream, but it was pretty hard when I woke up. I miss her a lot.

I had a cell phone which I could use to control people's minds and even make then do humanly impossible things by sending orders to them through text messages and for some reason I named it the "Death Text".

I was playing tenor saxophone in the orchestra pit for a school performance of Les Miserables (with no sheet music!) while simultaneously being in the audience.

Fireworks at night, opera, professional car racing, and hot women.

I thought about downloading the internetz in my dream.

I was sitting on a flat, kite-shaped spaceship/plane which was flying over a canyon.

Shark hunting me but friendly fight :O so weird.

I think I got a semi-lucid dream, or maybe a LD, I'm not sure. I suddently heard a voice from the sky "This is a lucid dream. You can control everything" and I though "Whoa, is this a dream?" and woke up. :D

For unknown reasons my mom transfered the toilette into the oven, it took me about 2 minutes within the dream to realize it certainly doesn't belong there...

I was walking through the woods, but couldn't recall enough to warrant a DJ entry.

i was watching porn at someones house and these 3 people i dont know were jacking each other off behind me, so then he bagan watching the porn i was watching and jacking off :/

Oh yeah, in my other dream i reclaimed ontario from evildoers

Man there were so many fragments this night.

1. I was in a changed form of my former home, where my father currently lives, was sitting in the living room and started to play some strange type of Mass Effect, it was raining and a girl was for some reason striping because of the rain.

2. I, one friend and my girlfriend were in some odd building (it seemed to have a lot of strange details, too much to racall for my lousy memory), she sort of ordered my friend to make some cocoa and wanted me to fondle her back (more like massage, nothing bad)

3. In one way or another connected to the one above I was in a similar type of building, there were some sort of colored garlic pieces on the floor and I was able to attract similar colored (blue, orange, pink, green and white) cats which enjoyed the garlic-like stuff and a small stroke.

4. In again some similar type of building, though in construction I met one of the workers which I seemed to know in the dream, standing on a grid-like floor with deadly height and half open walls without windows we were joking around for some time before I left and went down in a really strange type of non-linear elevator.

Nightmare. Unbelieveble, there were so many unrealistic things in the dream, and I didn't even though about them, I was busy with screaming and crying. It just makes the dream worser.
It just felt so real and vivid, it was a great feeling I had, when I woke up and found out, that it just was a dream.

The miso soup was so terrible that I had to be taken to a candy making conference to make up for it.

Bad experience at a sushi restauraint?

Well as for me I had a loaded night again, for some reason my dream recall becomes better every day and I like it, though I just recall 2 things now, allowed me to forgot the unimportant or uninteresting rest.

One dream I remember was filled with lewdness, someone was pretty desperate to seduce me and she didn't look bad, to much to talk about though so I'll leave it at that.

Another dream was faintly about lucidity and realization, but not enough to actually make me lucid.

1. Lucid: I had a false awakening where my Reality Checks were failing so I tried to manipulate the mirror I was looking in and I did, then I went off into my room and started experimenting with vocal commands.

2. Non Lucid: Very long dream, basically an epic sword fighting, creepy skull man, massive diamond artefact quest, dream.

Two lucid (That I can remember anyway). Both involved me destroying as many things as I could Just Cause...2.

I had a non lucid where I was more or less held hostage (not exactly but more or less). I was trying to figure out how to escape.

In a mansion full of snakes, and later trying to avoid being smashed by the huge crowd at my university :panic: