Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I was trying to get my dog to cross a street full of high speed cars by running across it again and agian but he was too busy trying to knock down an elementary school made of cardboard.

I fell for a girl that I rejected in waking life.

An old friend of mine started coming to my school and i tried to get her attention but it turned out it wasnt her- then she was looking for a can of peaches and my sister and i hid from her in the school's hog pen.

bj then boss fight, then completed LAST MONTHS lucid task, sigh.

Got scouted for college football and then played out a scene from the new Alice in Wonderland.

LDing soccer is great when you're cheating.

A Sequel on Elm Street and fighting over my girlfriend.

Forgot my costume at a convention... again... couldn't find anything good in the free stuff giveaway box, and had an art project ruined.

1. Cooked some cheese-and-macaroni casserole in the microwave.
2. Was a new prefect at my school; a person from Next Food Network Star was there.
3. Was on the run from mental, whacked-out students from the grade lower than mine.

Went downstairs into a basement to see a car ( the basement was a secret, and "truth" was hidden down there )..something about true self also.

Can i just sum it up in word one ?

"Threesome"

My ex gave me leather shorts to wear, which I sagged because it was snowing.. then her mom said there was snow on the tables because that's where the animals live.

I was lucid so I wandered around my neighborhood having fun.

i was in lowes looking for penut butter and found it on a reaally high shelf and my french teacher got it for me because she was running a cafe on the lowes roof and i couldn't reach her.

I was trying to blow out candles but couldn't, and I realized it was a dream.

Physics class is more fun when it takes place on the moon and the students get to be members of the Justice League.

While lucid, I experienced the disorientating effects of nul-gravity and re-oriented myself so that the enemy's gate was down; then, a battle commenced, wherein I used my legs as a shield and fired my laser between them, taking out the entire enemy "army."

During a Lucid FA, Gandalf gives me plane tickets to the middle eastern desert town where I have to meet up with Samael and her friend (ansiel6sixtysix or something) again before my fight with the being that defeated Jackie Chan during a public, stadium hosted, dojo challenge just a couple of dreams ago; I barely make it into my court before another FA kicks in.

While at work, cleaning garbage cans, I met some happy girls and then got kicked out of my home.

Lucidly fought a man who refused to die, even when I shoved my energy shrouded katana through his heart and tore it up 'till the blade exited through the top of his skull; after making a truce with the man, I taught myself a new trick using Dual Blades, while Bankai'd, wherein a flurry of golden-light charged thrusts created a powerful blast of energy which punched a large hole in the nearby wall.

flying on a broomstick hitting tennis balls with my blue glass hand

Was flying and then realized I was dreaming (became lucid) and started falling, I learned how to fly and flew around my house.

I composed a song on a keyboard and had several false awakenings ... In one of the awakenings, there were giant mountains outside, which were actually my blanket all scrunched up. That was actually pretty awesome.
Oh, and I almost had an OBE, or at least dreamt about it ...

Catching a glimpse of the television, I noticed an intense advertisement for the new season of Arrested Development which, after sending me into fits of joyful mirth, triggered an RC, as I came to realize this news was too good to be true; I cried at my newfound lucidity and took my sorrow out on some shinigami sparring in the driveway.