Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

A lucid false awakening where I am fight zombie mom, then I find a lame fake dream guide, THEN I lose lucidity and wind up in a resort spa.

In some hotel/haunted house & my teeth hurt horribly.

Scrambling up hotel stairs to get stuff from my room.

Lucid, went to the 90s to have a rave!

Had to whoop ass on a home invader, who was trying to stab me with my own knife.

I flew to the moon and had sex with an alien.

bad guys stormed our hotel room command post and gunfight ensued.

I remembered the first 2 dreams for a little while, but I forgot what they were. The last two were this:
3rd dream I had a race 3 times during a day, I dont know why, and I met my grandpa in a hotel swimming pool 0_o
4th dream was sad, because I was in the military and there was a firing squad to make the kill count of both sides even ( Something stupid like that), And I was telling my mother goodbye as I lined up with others holding magnums and fired, just to find out they werent loaded, just blanks that the soldiers put there to fake the shootings (THANK GOD!)

I was in some kind of tournament where I was against someone with skull icon, he threw poison bottles and one landed next to me so I fell to ground, later in same tournament I was in a gunfight against some kind of cartoon cowboy or something, talking to each other while shooting, near the end of the match he looked at his gun and said: "You know... if we both do it, we both win."

As self-proclaimed "Master of my Universe," I used my mighty powers to 'cheat' at various team sports, a task worthy of my grand cause.

Home was full of water and I had to push some bed away from the door leading out of my room, so that some min-mini-babies could swim out, then some kind of sea lizard monster came and tried to eat the babies, which it actually did, some of them anyway, later I killed it with a toy hammer when it was trying to enter the little locker the babies went.

Casual stuff, mm.

Edit: Oh, and a friend I once had was watching a video "Mario xspd" (if I recall correctly) where Mario went berserk, I realised it later when I woke up that the mario in the preloader, all muscular and stuff was similar to my avatar mario.

Was propositioned, by a female friend, to join her vampire coven - but instead, I just told her I would and went along with it just for the purpose of playing double-agent, for my human friends and family.

Two dreams:

1) Asleep at home, had a nightmare that my friend died, woke up screaming, then after a while woke up in real life.

2) Kept finding money everywhere.

my friend broke my laser so i beat him up!

That kid in my new college put some sharpie on his face.

I was travelling planets, pretty much like in Spore when I find a pulsating planet made of pure red lava with a text "NEW", later blowed up the whole planet to flee the place, then noticed that there were three more "NEW" planets.

Might be the zombies got me this time.

the demons won

Fell in a river, or maybe jumped in...

1) Crashed a flightless, remote-controlled ultra-light into my neighbors house, along with my shape-shifting, animal demon companion (a la The Golden Compass).

2) Got some douche bag guy off of my ex's back and ended up having to fight him; the dude eventually grabbing a baseball bat.

1) My best friend's cat kept attacking me and ended up ripping off a significant portion of my skin.

2) Stalked by a certain person who eventually kidnapped me and told me a lot of stuff that would explain things in my life... if only I could remember what he said.

Tried to call 911 because some neighbours started trying to demolish our house, but my brother believed it was better for him to use the phone to get homework help from a friend.

Ended up living with Stalker/kidnapper from that other dream.

Evaded extermination by using short range teleportation to stay one jump ahead of the red-laser wielding hunters in a rather confined, futuristic city-scape.