Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

1. My present mind travels back to myself about 6 years ago, I'm in school and I'm trying to convince one of my teachers that I just got there so I start predicting things and showing them how I went from being able to type 12 words per minute to 90 suddenly.

2. My friend calls me in a sad state and makes me annoyed by casting blame at me for something, I hang up and he calls me three times consecutively as I bike home.

1. I am at the Dharma center looking for my coat, I find it, drape it over my gym bag, and think "I am a hobo now"; I see some monks talking with Khenpo Samdup then make a trip past my earliest childhood home, now owned by Khenpo and painted whimsically.

2. I am in a car with my oldest friend telling him about DMT. (I dream about riding in cars almost every night, can't believe I miss this DS)

+ crazy baseball (KonchogTashi: AAAARGH!)

+ failing to fix my wife's engagement ring: search for the diamond, ant nest on the ceiling, fix the roof

+ red wine in the morning with dad when we're bach'ing it, wine in the street, I hold a bottle of MT's private label 99-bottle limited edition

+ observing/reading map fragment: names transforming because name of real place changed, see real world places corresponding to map

+(f) guy talking about the girl

+ soccer with CL in my childhood home, he keeps kicking it I keep blocking it

At the beach trying to float on a car tire (not a inner tube), and it sinks, so I dragged it back up on shore with a heavy chain, and I start writing on a piece of vinyl flooring with black marker, and then I realized this is a dream, so I started to think about what I'm suppose do next, but I got sidetrack thinking about something else, and then I forgot I was dreaming.

+ the best grass grower in the world (he's available for hire)

+ helicopter at work

+ arriving to work on TDV's space capsule team

+ trying to put on a "testicle catheter" (?!) in a car before everyone returns, famous guy wants to see my thang (he calls me Placido?) because all "baseball players" have big ones (!?)

+(f) mixing a sweet drink from colorful syrup, guy across asks for a taste & he doesn't like it

+(f) swapping one strawberry yogurt for another, I wanted the first one

+ making our escape in a car down the elevator, on the ground floor our opponents have prepared my "kryptonite" (a giant monster?)

+(f) meet former colleagues on the street returning from evening out, they're falling-down drunk

Dreamed about a new possible character for the Donald Duck universe - a pet pigeon for Donald named Pecky - and then I found out in waking life that some penguin guy in the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise has that name.

My car was getting stolen, and I had to crash it to stop the robber.

Also I was going with my friend somewhere but I went back to get something I forgot, and then ate custard which I couldn't swallow oddly.

Also a lucid where I was deciding if I wanna become lucid in it

In this dream I was teaching a childhood friend how to wire the fuse panel and receptacles at his new home, but there was something odd with his fuse panel, there were only 3 large ground fault circuit detection devices that replace all the Stab-lok breakers, so it ended up being a real small and simple fuse panel with push to connect wires.

My mom died, but it was more fun than it sounds.

Something of a constant dream for me this one. Dreamed that I was a female school teacher, dressed in black (long black coat, white shirt and long black ankle-length gypsy skirt, fishnet tights, etc) sitting behind my desk in front of a class of young teenage girls and getting all turned on by seeing them all in their school uniforms! Also having some of a lesbian affair with the blonde hair secetary in the school office! Very Sexy Turn-On Indeed!

In a nonlucid, I was married to a guy but Danny was also still my BF and we all slept in the same bed no problem.

(my husband was Taylor Kinney, thank you subC: http://img.poptower.com/pic-88784/ta...nney.jpg?d=600 )

edit: full dj: http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/fryi...-garden-64408/

I guess I had to pee badly all night or something: total WATER themed night:

+ aquarium remodel: glass panels on top of the stones outside, giant flourescent anemones prominently displayed (they asked my advice?)

+(f) island tour: day-long, you have to bring your own water

+ "down the drain": jumping into a whirlpool/waterfall in a lake/ocean, get a good look down into the wild water and think "maybe this wasn't such a hot idea"; water dries up revealing shaft, enter building, avoid security, choose the right fork

+ (Star Trek IV): save the whales, my team talking nonsense tech babble to overwhelm and confuse the inspectors, (e.g., "jimjab the cyclotron on the blogsnarf"), an inspector spots the underwater trapdoor leading to the whales on the lower level; adult whale song can be heard across the world, baby blue whale (in the open trunk of a car?)

+ (f) a giant key on a table?

+ meet a girl in a (bookstore?) on a couch, we're both reading dragon books, I ask "where did we meet last time?"

+ watering the garden old C home, garage next to neighbor's, windows open, enter garage, see piece of childhood desk cast aside, see the water building up in planters, the herbs are underwater

I was being chased by a raptor, but a T-Rex saved me, so I hid in my childhood high school gym, where I played bass with Jimmy Page, and then I leaned into him closely to watch his chord changes, and he said, "It's just like programming." Non Lucid, don't ask me why, I certainly had tons of dream signs.

A bazillion dreams, most short, all through the night

+ in the office, strange rectangular, white, weak yet annoying overhead light -- what's the name of my manager?

+ upstairs hallway in childhood home: where is everybody, the guests are gone, parent's room empty; greeting people arriving to garage from street, they're all 8 feet tall bearded men

+ avoiding wife, eating junk food in the kitchen, stuffing chips into my mouth and trying to roll up and hide the bags behind other things on the counter

+ sitting with guy and girl at a table: guy makes out with her, she puts her hand on my leg, later she rages at both of us

+ camping with a girl and boy-scouts, it may rain, try to set up tent, can't find a place; one young boy is taunting/hitting another, the police officer does nothing; having breakfast with the scouts in a tent

+ son's driving and taking wrong turns heading into scary bad neighborhood with hoodlums lining the streets; meet an 8-foot-tall Michelle Obama in a high-ceilinged room/tank, she (wants to discuss what I'm teaching her children?), someone pokes her.

+ (school?)bus shootout: I have my rifles, guy gets off, he starts shooting, I dodge around outside of bus, scream for my rifle, shoot the guy dead, start hysterically sobbing and shaking uncontrollably

+(f) witch(?), I'm getting initiated(?) Zombie/witch women waiting outside?

+ can't stop drinking, getting really drunk, the bartender gives the hostess (stripper?) a free bottle of white wine

avoiding wife, eating junk food in the kitchen, stuffing chips into my mouth and trying to roll up and hide the bags behind other things on the counter

Lol Fryingman! Same thing, plus through a couple of beer cans in there.

In this dream I fishing off a dock, and caught a huge pike, and then it got off the line, but I still had a smaller pike on my line which the bigger one must have bit onto, so I casted it back out and it bit once again, and this time I got it to shore and it was 10 feet long, and then this dream figure walked up and paced it out and said it was 6 feet long, and then the pike grew legs and walked up onto the shore, and then it grew hair, and it started to eat from my dog's bowl (I thought hmmm, this is odd...).

Have no idea why I haven't made it in here for about 7 months (well, except for one post of a dream that never even made it in to the dream journal), but I'm going to try and get back here again a bit. Meanwhile, a couple dreams from the last two nights, at least a couple of them only bits.

1) An invasion of the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica where you never actually see any of the aliens, Obama is responsible for it all, and I have sex, of a sort, with a tiny robot.

2) Find myself in a giant aquarium where a large red fish is eaten whole by a bigger shark who wants to be petted like a dog. A fish-man blames me for bringing the shark around and tries to hide Atlantis from me.

3) Visiting with KPSB and family at the Mall and find his sister is consorting with Emma Frost, the White Queen. Turn invisible and try to spy on them but they get away, then I am confronted by a Chinese parade dragon and asked to twist balloons.

4) Find the mess in my room has spread to the hall while my landlord has a meeting. Try to clean things up and discover each time I open the door it leads to a different room. Weird.

5) My only ever successful use of Calea Z, some fantastically vivid colors and details. Camping in my car in front of the house I grew up in, and while trying to do some cleaning, deal with some colorful spiders and weird glowing caterpillars burrowing in my skin, then meeting an alien and becoming lucid for a bit. See a friend in a Halloween costume, view an incredibly detailed bush and labia, then clean and repair a room full of dirt and junk by shoot energy rays from my hands, all in incredible detail.

1. I am trying to track down a psychotherapist, his office directs me to his home where I find a co-worker unshaven and watching the doctor's children, he directs me back to the office.

2. I am in a car with my wife, we are driving to chicago and have to make a last minute decision about which route to take, I take the highway!

crazy late to bed but interesting dreams and a mini-epic

+ naked in a house, strangers enter, dive into hot tub/pool, taking out the 3 large, dry Christmas trees, the shack burned down

+(f) doing laundry: there's a backlog waiting for the dryer

+(f) buying liquor in a store, huge heavy shopping carts (can't lift, multiple levels), trucks outside

+ (mini-epic) back to former C home with wife, enjoying walking around the home and in the garden (so happy to be back [dreamsign!]), watering back lawn & garden, realize we've broken in while the new owners are away on extended vacation, concerned about getting caught (fingerprints!), we've trashed the place it's an amazing mess & have to clean it, wife sleeping on couch, try to clean but just spread more powder, someone rings the doorbell, try to hide, go outside, massive convention of salespeople selling some gizmo, take gizmo in, set it up (but the owners will notice!), lying on mattress in living room, old dog L runs in to me & we have a great reunion

+ return to dream, talking about dog L with somebody, see his head/face as strange, "they told us he had only 2K calories left to live", I break down in tears, I look up his breed and find 16 years is the maximum lifespan [but one weird case lived to 32], I think we have to put him to sleep before we leave, I say I enjoy our reunions in dreams.

early recall disappointing: great dreams I sense but poor recall. Later recall good with a short lucid and some amusing scenarios.

edit: full dj: http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/fryi...ketball-64466/

+ awesome flying with a friend from my childhood home's backyard all the way down to the city far below -- swooping all over the place (wish I had better memory of this)

+ encounter junior HS girlfriend in room sitting on floor, baggie of blue and green sprinkles "pot"

+ say good night to friends at childhood neighborhood park, they're all lined up standing on curb, run to play-tackle them end up patting KH on the butt accidentally (she's annoyed, "<my name>, Hey!"), walk down the line high-fiving them all, walk home with some girl, I'm complaining about having to get up early for an elementary linguistics class I don't need

WBTB

+ (lucid #100 [woohoo triple digits, baby!]) I'm in my childhood home, my bedroom, with son and wife, a bird swoops by the window, then I see it standing in the partially open window, is it a cat?, I decide it's an owl, I'm frantically trying to point it out but my wife won't see it ("IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU!"), it enters room and transforms into tall brown furry/blurry/feathery thing pacing back and forth, "Ah, OK, this is dream,…" (and don't remember very much more.)

+ (f) sitting at desk in childhood bedroom, I see "they" have arranged my stuff: my digital watch (missing its band) has been pinned to my bulletin board.

+ the pool: watching girls get dressed right next to me after leaving the pool, my stupid phone gets stuck trying to sneak a pic and I spend the rest of the time trying to fix it, when I finally look up they're gone (doh); where's my towel?; company N special phone on ground, can't dial the access code on the circuit board (beeps and turns red every time).

+ crazy basketball (with towels instead of balls), "why do you use the backboard so much?" they ask, I make all sort of awesome plays: baskets and behind-the-back passes, the towel gets thrown/stuck way up high, I go to pry it out with a broomstick

+ the picnic: in the house in the yard: silver/monochrome girl, "colorful" girl w/poem, spill berry juice on pants leaves a stain

+ the secret: walking with mother, (colorful?) girl, I tell lucid #100 details to girl (whispering so that mother won't hear), girl notices strange bumps on mother's head (shaved area), girl says she has the same

+(f) the circuit board: the entire daughter card is held/contacts the motherboard only via two jumpers, concerned about contacts, should solder them probably

No lucids (only 6 hours sleep and no WBTB), but I had a couple of dreams, and the more interesting one I was working-out a friend's house, which was actually some sort of theft crime scene, and the cops showed up and took cast prints of my shoe treads, and asked me a bunch of retarded questions, now I was suspect #1, but luckily my friend jump in and said that I was his friend, and that I workout here often, so I decided to leave before they could incriminate me again, and I drove off with my wife, kids, and some friends in a very cool Suburban of some sort.

I am driving across town with my wife, I look for a particular street that will lead through a neighborhood I want to visit, we stop at a railroad crossing and see some huge, amazingly complex and detailed trains depart.

+ crazy skiing: there are issues at 100,000 feet; someone asks me to play the "feel what's under the surface" game

+ (semi?) trying to zap the weird big dog-beast on the street outside my childhood home with energy beams from my fingers, nothing comes out, I fly back to the roof of the house

+ walking through makeshift doors and corridors, emerge to team meeting where they're asking for contributions to the emergency system call-tree

+(f) at locker in crowded hallway, meeting son in class

+(f) watching young people through window outside my "home" (dance class?), it may be noisy but I like the view

+(f) I should change my profession to lucid dreaming before the field gets too crowded -- I may have to return to school to get a degree in microbiology

+(f) tell the kid that I don't have time to talk to him, he's talking about some famous guy who's sister got cancer

+(f) see hot girl in one-piece swimsuit, I know her, she was invited here

I was dreaming that I was working on electronic equipment, then all the LED's turned off, and it felt like I was suffocating, so I woke myself up, and realized the waking world power had actually gone out and my snoring machine wasn't pumping air up my nose. GASP GASP GASP for fresh air.

Until I can get the three from last night typed up, here are several from last July that I typed up but never posted.

1) Walking by Knott's and sneak in to find old friend runs a playground here and is growing a forest for vine swinging, before playing with tigers and wild animals, and finding an ex-roommate is trying to blow things up.

2) First on an elevator to the moon, then driving Jimmy home to a house on Pageant, where a neighbor is into big craft projects to share with the neighborhood, but Rosemary never wants to pay for her part.

3) At a school setting with a guy who things go weird around, then at Buffy the Vampire Slayer's home in Washington with the weird guy who saved her life three years ago, but he's a creep. She saves his life, so they are even, but an odd time dilation means though it happens three years apart, it is at the same time, and he may have caused her to be in danger in the first place.

4) Am in the Marshall cafeteria trying to remember and write down #3 above, when I find a troop of neutral angels (neither good nor evil) who are super-interested in theater are putting on a play. They are all utterly handsome or gorgeous, and it turns out I have an incredibly powerful mind, so they cannot hypnotize me, which causes all the female angels to want me.

5) Part of a group writing a Harry Potter fan-fiction where each person writes a chapter, and feels free to change things from the chapter before, when suddenly I am Harry Potter, and Dumbledore has started a ritual that will force me and a few ladies to get married x years and y months in the future, but he messes it up so we will get married x hours and y minutes in the future, so I run away to the muggle world and become a guard watching a Harry Potter heritage site.

6) Three dream fragments, scouting event in Tarpon, dealing with friends of my sister's at home and going out to eat with friends, and helping a friend's kid onto an airplane, her relatives don't know me and object, then being set up with the relative, who turns into a different friend, who is suddenly dead.