got mad and yelled, "IMA FIRING MY LAZERS!!". and fired his lazers, causing.....
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got mad and yelled, "IMA FIRING MY LAZERS!!". and fired his lazers, causing.....
causing two extraordinary large holes to appear through his stomach... Goerge tried to concentrate and repeatedly reminded himself it was a dream, but while this was happening his real body was twitching with the inklings of fear... On the edge of awakening he..
Decides to sniff a dancing lettuce to regain lucidity but when he is blocked off by a troupe of performing melons he
is suddenly in the suburbs of Japan (if there are any). He realizes that the dream skipped, so he goes to a restraunt to get some sushi. While he is eating his sushi...
He wakes up.. the end...
Until... he suddenly realises
that it was a false awakening, which was a devilish plot planned by...
A monk, located..
in Mumbai. The monk holds the gift of eternal lucidity, and George is going on a quest to find the monk! (let's call him Behramkamdin) He learns of this by his DG. The DG says, "To gain eternal lucidity, you must go to the land of Mumbadevi and unlock the nine chests in the ancient caves of Elokida, all of which hold unimaginable wealth. When you gather the riches of eight of the chests you will be subjected to a battle with Behramkamdin. If you win, you advance to the ninth chest, which is only accessible via a set of keys from Behramkamdin. However, when you are trying to reach the chests, you will be attacked by numerous creatures. You will not wake up until the end of the battle with Behramkamdin. I am now done speaking. Good luck." George is now at the entrance of the caves of Elokida. He enters the cave...
*Sorry it is so long, I wanted to create an interesting plot for this story. Please don't wake him up, that will just get rid of the fun. I just felt like making in Indian-based, no real reason, just off of the top of my head.
Then he forgets about the monk and does the robot.
*Seriously? The monk idea can turn out to be very good! Sorry for the really crappy puzzle... wait, it's not even a puzzle! xD Try to be creative with it!
George remembers about Behramkamdin after doing about thirty minutes of the robot. He gets a swift slap from his DG, then heads into the caves of Elokida (BTW, there is no such thing). A door slams behind him and an unknown blue light source is lighting the cave. There are four pillars of stone and a compass of the floor. In order to advance to the next room he must put the compass facing the north pillar. However, none of the pillars are to the north. To get a north pillar, he... (remember, this is a dream! he has full control!)
This should be moved to Senseless Banter, I don't think it belongs here.
I don't know where it belongs, but if an administrator moves it that's fine with me. I'm typing the whole story out (with a little bit of editing) and if it reaches 100 posts then I'll put the story on this post and you can see how long it is. I could probably publish it and money off of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
asks a friendly giant squirrel to show him the way but instead the squirrel sees a butterfly and runs into a pit of lava where...
an old man is floating on a raft eating meatballs. The squirrel catches the butterfly, but not before...
George finds a key leading to the next room. Before heading into the next room, George decides to save the squirrel by...
I doubt it, it barely makes any sense! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by WarBenifit156
If it is only based on the caves of Elokida, Bahramkamdin, etc, then it might actually make a decent but strange story if you change some details to have it make sense (such as an old man floating in a lava pit eating meatballs).
EDIT: Would I be able to get some of the money if it is Elokida based?
I know, I was just joking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
LOL, that sucks, I wanted some money. :'(
Seriously, though, the caves of Elokida thing would be pretty cool. BTW, Mumbadevi is a real Hindu goddess. Mumbai was named after her. No joke, I searched it up on Google. And I doubt there is a monk named Bahramkamdin, just searched up some Indian names. I'm not of any Indian descent whatsoever, BTW.
EDIT: Wow that would make an AWESOME movie! An action movie with an unusual plot... that's what the world needs.
turning his world into an action movie with an unusual plot. He gives the squirrel immortality, and...Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
Well, remember, we are in a dream here. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
the squirral betrays him! George now
pulls out a lightsaber and starts to duel him but before this goes down a completely different path he becomes lucid and...
starts doing the carramelldansen but suddenly morphs into a
anime chicken, who then goes to the japanese monk (not the indian monk this time) and ask why anime was even invented. then the monk told him
"to go back to the original form, you must carameldansen 100 times a day for a week!"
so then george realizes hes dreaming again, and decides to....
Right LD on his hand so he wont be as likely to forget, he then realizes...
that he actually wrote it on his left hand. It takes him a few minutes to remember that he doesn't even have a left hand thanks to that incident a few years ago with...