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3268: Live with slugs for a few years until you learn how to morph into whatver you want.(This is the most important part.) Then once you have mastered the art of morphing, turn yourself into a baby bird and hop in a nest. HAve the momma bird teach you to fly, then fly to a library. (Now turn into a human so your don't get "wing raped"). Find a book titled "How to Kick like a Real Man". Open it and turn to page 3,658. Read section 5.6 about how to tighten your your middle toe so it looks like a hot dog. Once you can do that, put a hot dog bun around your hot dog toe and set your foot on a glass window. When someone picks up the "hot dog" and eats it, tell him it was your foot! He will be very sad he did this to you, so he will buy you pair of scissors, so you both of you can make origami snowflakes together. Once you two become very close friends, morph into a fly and go in his stomach. When you get down there, morph into a 2 ton elephant and whip his lower intestines with your trunk. When he cries because it tickles, morph into a turd and come out of him --through his butt-- and call him a whiney baby. Then morph into an anteater and slap him with your long, wet tongue. Then you notice it's been almost 2 hours since lunch, so morph into a cow and milk yourself, then turn into a chef and bake a salad. Eat the milk and drink your salad. Now morph into a Buhdist baby and go meditate in your crib and eat a bagel with blueberry hippo crap.