Amazing Lucid dreaming !

soo im sitting bored on the internet al night trolling through a security forum i use decide i want to play on a game do so for half a hour and get my ar*e royal kicked so get back onto the net,

bored of the net i think get my head down for a bit 03:30 - fell asleep but keptwaking up as my little lad ( 2YO ) decided to jump in the same bed so couldnt be botered to boot him out.

start having this dream im in what had walls like a castle but one side was open firstly im dreaming that im fishing then i start free diving catchin fish with a knife to eat for tea underwater ther massive when i bring them out there smallis sho i give up then im walking down with a random girll who i dont know and this what i can only describe as like a gekko about 60 foot long is coming out the water im guessinghes pissed off i was catching his fish but isnt after attacking us i lock me and the girl in a shop.

blacks out there but this is when the funky stuff starts, im now standing in a kitchen and think i dont feel right for some reason

( i have a bad habit of piting the inside of my gum at the split of my mouth wehn im pissed off or thinking )

i bite it then think hang on that didnt hurt so i do it harder and think wot the fcuk, then oh shit oh shit im lucid dreaming, i walk into the kitchen and try and stay calm i think i wonder wot i can do i start willing the kitchen to make me a meal so it literally starts to everyhting floating etc im laughing my head off at this point then think shit i dont want to come out of this and yes you guessed it ... i drifted out ....

BUT

i woke up in my dream ( so im still dreaming semi controlliong it but in my dream im in bed as i am in reality so i look at my laptop think press enter fall asleep and i will lucid dream, so i press enter ? lie back and boom im n this house but in the garage ! i look behind me and i realise that there i a old rusty push bike and something with a cloth over it i got to walk iin the kitchen than think i wana try this out i go to the push bike look at it and laugh turn around and will that a GSXR 750 will be in its place i turn around and there is a gsxr 750 there, i look at it and think if only i could do it in real life, i look it up and down and think shit i cant ride motorbikes i stare at the gear lever and think no this is going to be a twist and go gsxr 750 ! it changes infront of my eyes and its now a twist and go gsxr 750 so i walks back towards the kitchen then rememebrs what i have read about going deeper so i start touching things and remember they feel very weird i start spinning around and start going faster and faster then stop and open m eyes im still there and all is good so i think so what should i do no i look outside and book im awake again,

For Fuck sake i think ( still dreaming ) computer ? 2 times ? worth a try press enter lie down and boom im lucid again

now i start of in this lake thing where i seen this gecko standing on the side with some guy swimming i think i want to swim but then think it could bring me out of the lucid so i think oh fcuk it ay jump in the water and the feeling was amazing of the water to hard to describe, im looking up and keep hitting the water so i can feel the texture and try and stay in lucidity i lok up and think i wonder whats i there i magically all of a sudden am up where ive just been lookin

- Goes slightly perverted here, has to im a man -

so now im up and its just empty with a pretty shitty landscape so i think i want a nicer one turn around and think i wana see somethink nicer turn back and its nice all of a sudden, i laugh to my self and look in the next room and its some sort of dungeon looking room but without the equipment in there, so i think let make it more exciting so i will 6 lesbians to appear inffront of me i close my eyes and boom there is only 2 i laugh to myself and think that wot u get for eing cocky haha they then start asking me to join in with them so i try to will them to disappear but they wont i couldnt figure out why i remember then touching the walls and moved backwarrds towards the door frame as i was walking backwards i then woke up to reality

I wasnt in them for long but it was fooooookin amazing

i fear this could become addictive