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      The Best of One Liners

      Hey folks that this would be interesting,

      Only one Rule

      Only one at a time.(This way one person doesn't take all the good ones)

      I'll start things off


      I sometimes wake up grumpy.................Other times I let her sleep
      "Everyone wants to be the star of their own movie. No one wants to be a support cast..." - Leoj

      "Everyone thinks that that point of "The Rtex Show" is that Rtex gets what he wants. When in reality "The Rtex Show" Is really the long sad tale of what happens to Rtex before he dies." - Leoj

      "I keep trying to find the cookie cutter that is responisible for what's cooking in my head, but I digress." - Leoj

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      heh, i don't think anyone has any Rtex


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      Oh well,

      Siest la vie Aye?
      Merh, its a lost cause.
      "Everyone wants to be the star of their own movie. No one wants to be a support cast..." - Leoj

      "Everyone thinks that that point of "The Rtex Show" is that Rtex gets what he wants. When in reality "The Rtex Show" Is really the long sad tale of what happens to Rtex before he dies." - Leoj

      "I keep trying to find the cookie cutter that is responisible for what's cooking in my head, but I digress." - Leoj

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      well it was a good idea!

      points to Rtex for making the thread!


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      I let my mind wander some time ago, and it still hasnt come back
      "A knight is sworn to valor.
      His heart knows only virtue.
      His blade defends the helpless.
      His might upholds the weak.
      His word speaks only truth.
      His wrath undoes the wicked."

      Impossible is only that which has yet to be imagined

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      This may be alittle more then one...


      People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
      room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
      the channel manually.

      When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
      Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

      When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
      come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

      "I'm going fishing" -
      Means.. "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety"

      "It's a guy thing" -
      Means.. "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

      "Can I help with dinner?" -
      Means.. "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"

      "Uh huh", "Sure honey," or "Yes dear" -
      Means.. Absolutely nothing; it is a conditioned response.

      "It would take too long to explain" -
      Means.. "I have no idea how it works".

      "We're going to be late" -
      Means.. "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac".


      "Take a break honey, you're working too hard" -
      Means.. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner".

      "That's interesting dear" -
      Means.. "Are you still talking?"

      "It's a really good movie" -
      Means.. "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women".

      "That's women's work" -
      Means.. "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless".

      "You know how bad my memory is" -
      Means.. "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary."


      "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal" -
      Means.. "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt".

      "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing" -
      Means.. "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon".

      "I can't find it" -
      Means.. "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless".

      "What did I do this time?" -
      Means.. "What did you catch me at?"

      "I heard you" -
      Means.. "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

      "You know I could never love anyone else" -
      Means.. "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse".

      "You look terrific" -
      Means.. "Oh God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving!"

      "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are" -
      Means.. "No one will ever see us alive again".

      "We share the housework" -
      Means.. "I make the messes, she cleans them up".
      There is no spoon....

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      Guess its my turn......

      hehehe Lol Rolf Lmao. hahhaah. The interpratation of men and their langauges. Good one. Aight guess its my turn:


      Have more than thou showest, Speak less then thou knowest. - a very wise man
      "Everyone wants to be the star of their own movie. No one wants to be a support cast..." - Leoj

      "Everyone thinks that that point of "The Rtex Show" is that Rtex gets what he wants. When in reality "The Rtex Show" Is really the long sad tale of what happens to Rtex before he dies." - Leoj

      "I keep trying to find the cookie cutter that is responisible for what's cooking in my head, but I digress." - Leoj

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      Not really a one-liner or inspirational saying, but I saw this and laughed my ass off:


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      Originally posted by Rtex
      hehehe Lol Rolf Lmao. hahhaah
      ~_~

      promise you will never do this again.


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      Hmmm

      Whoa, I'm like looking at all my posts from last night. and can't tell that I wrote them. At least most of them. Yea, I was pretty out of it.
      "Everyone wants to be the star of their own movie. No one wants to be a support cast..." - Leoj

      "Everyone thinks that that point of "The Rtex Show" is that Rtex gets what he wants. When in reality "The Rtex Show" Is really the long sad tale of what happens to Rtex before he dies." - Leoj

      "I keep trying to find the cookie cutter that is responisible for what's cooking in my head, but I digress." - Leoj

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