74. Turn small, make him swallow you and then become big again.
75. Take his heart (Mortal Kombat style)
76. Make water appears in his mouth until he drowns
77. Melt him
78. Make him super strength and make him do a facepalm
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74. Turn small, make him swallow you and then become big again.
75. Take his heart (Mortal Kombat style)
76. Make water appears in his mouth until he drowns
77. Melt him
78. Make him super strength and make him do a facepalm
79. Force feed them all those pills on the ground.
80. Use a Wii Remote to play kick the dummy with him.
81. Beat him with an air conditioner.
82. Beat him with a rocking chair.
83. Beat him with his own arm.
Oh mai gawd Futurama :DQuote:
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84: Chop off his testicles
85: Inject Parasites into his body
86: Cut a hole in his body and dump hungry rats into it. While they eat his or her insides, rape him
87: Drill his mouth open so it becomes bigger. Then reach into it and grab the walls of his esophagus. Pull it upward thus caving in his throat. Use super glue to glue it so it stays caved in while the throat is sticking out of his mouth. Rape his throat so he will choke to death
88: Stab his heart.
89. Summon an Colesseum next to you, and sit in the Throne Balcony. Then watch them fight and die as gladiators. For the one DC who survived and all fights, head down to the sands and equip a dead gladiators gear. Then fight that DC with honour, and see who wins.
90. Imagine you're in the 18th century. Duel the DC you want to kill.
91. You're sheriff/outlaw in the Westerns. Meet with the DC you want to kill in front of the church's clock at 12 pm. Wait for him to do the first move. Then shoot him first. (Bonus if you imagine yourself as Red Kit)
92. Use telekinesis to rip out internal organs through their mouth
Turn into a werebear and maul them into a bloody pulp.
94. Nuclear bomb
95: use the north star hundred crack fist technuiqe on him
96: Fus Roh Dah him of a mountain
97: lock him in a house filled with creepers and run
98: give him a short Icarus potion (temporary wings for 60 seconds) and ask him "how high can you fly?" watch as the potion wears off and he starts to fall
99: push him into a mirror and smash the one he went into and the one he is supose to come out of
100: Turn the DC into paper and ...
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101. Throw lava covered iPods at them
102. Attack them with a dildo that has a max vibration setting of 1 million.
103. Fill a pillow case with Needles and hit them rapidly with it.
104. Shove a hairbrush made of lead down their throat.
105. Turn their cup of hot liquid into nothing and watch the hot liquid dissolve them into the dream oblivion.
What is up with my crazed mind? LOL
Someone's been reading American Psycho? O.oQuote:
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106. Turn them into copies of you
107. Turn them into candy and eat them
108. Convince them they are gingerbread men and watch them eat themselves
109. Blast 'Never Gonna Give You Up' through town, watch everyone kill themselves/spontaniously die
110. Search for a group of hipsters, drop MacBook, watch them fight to the death
111. Set fire to the rain
I didnt actually read the book, my brother explained the scenes to me :cheeky:. I dont know how accurate they are or if i remembered them correctly thoughQuote:
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112: Throw a grenade at them
113: Throw their hand on a blade
114: Watch them jump in front of a train
115: Watch them take a bullet straight through their brain
Close enough, not entirely accurate though, I didn't read it entirely (it's about the most boring and uninteresting book out there) but I know the scenes you're reffering to. Just remembered some more:
116: LIGHTSABER FIGHT!
117: Avada Kedavra
118: Throw cotton swabs at them until they die
119: Sniper time!
120: Turn into the Hulk. Smash.
Fus RO dah hi- oh that's already taken.
121: Force him to watch the muppet movie
122. Tell him his daughter's pregnant and watch as he dies of embarrassment because his daughter's a slut.
123. drop a brick off a high building onto their head
124. Clingwrap them, stab them, and then get rid of the evidence by dismembering them. Ta-dah! Dexter style killing room! ^^
125. Head explosion with telekinesis.
126. Make yourself big enough to be like Godzilla or King Kong, then proceed to destroy a whole city.
126: keep him in a locked room with that worm alien from Prometheus that goes inside your mouth and kills you
127. Turn them into a bowl of petunias and drop them from a great height.
128: Wake up. Cause everyone and everything to cease to exist. :mwahaha:
129: Death by Voodoo Doll.
130: Strap them in a chair, put hundreds of speakers around them and play Justin Bieber's song "Baby" on max volume and watch their head explode. :P
131: Fire your eye lasers.
132: Kill them Lavos-style (aka nuking the world repeatedly)
133: Test a Dwarven Atom Smasher on them. (a dwarven atom smasher is an ordinary drawbridge with the capability to smash atoms.)