Stupidest things that DCs says

there was a thread in 2006 about the darnest things that the DCs says in dreams and i remember of laughing my ass off while reading it :lol:
So i decided to star this thread to you guys can share the most hilarious things that your DCs have told you

This one is from last night

I was in a warehouse fighting some persons that was attacking me. And then one DC that was actually my friend was jumping from rope to rope and the out of nowhere he said : "Thats why i love facebook" :shadewink: and grabs a rope and gives one like tarzan to kick one of the guys in the head that was attacking us .:banana:

A DC saying where's my donut?

(MI is me. It's not really dumb, though it is quite amusing.)

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering murderousIntent [MI]
MI: What is it, Dave?
TG: just asking for an advice
TG: what would you do
TG: if you're eating spaghetti in a japanese restaurant
TG: mindin your own business
TG: then a fucking troll battleship lands in front of it and now planet earth is under siege by the batterwitch
MI: ...I don't think I want to create a doomed timeline by spoiling you.
TG: fuck
TG: so is this the day where i run like a frightened weasel
TG: how the fuck am i supposed to push these stolen sushi with me