Biggest FACEPALM

Sooooo what is your biggest FACEPALM moment, Dreamrelated?

This is mine.
I was walking down this road with my friend, we see a house and there is a cow on the roof, suddenly the cow turns purple and rockets into the air. And i say the stupidest thing humanly possible to say. "That cow is in a lucid dream" and it dosent stop there. Then my friend says, like a big questionmark. "Are you sure you are not in a dreaming" and i say "I am 100 sure that i am not in a dream, but that cow was tho, that lucky bastard". when i woke up i was literrally FACEPALMING the heck out of my face. I Was so sad that day, because my face was all messed up by all the facepalms i had given myself that morning :( :D

I had a facepalm. Last night. I was on my computer and I was on DV reading about reality checks, I didn't even bother doing on >:(

I would say my biggest facepalm moment was yesterday night when in my dream I kept having weird stuff happen AND I WOULD QUESTION IT but I never did a RC to check if it was a dream -_-.

Like my parents would be talking to me about something I know they don't actually know about and I was going "How did they know about that stuff??" And yet I didn't RC. Also a room changed color and I thought "Well that's not right" but didn't RC there either.

But I didn't really facepalm, instead I've just been doing RC's every half an hour at least so I don't screw up like that today.

I recently dreamed I was cleaning up shit that was all over a bathroom. And it occurred to me whether it was a dream. But I decided to not do a reality check because I was too busy cleaning up shit. FACEPALM

I had one where lucidity was written on every surface in the entire dream, but I shrugged it off, like , "Nah, I don't really think this is a dream..."

Stupid..

Ouch

Dream logic suck. I think we all can agree on that :D

i like hearing your stories. keep them coming!

I was handed a paper to read in a dream. Letters were scrambling around.
Couldn't read it and didn't get Lucid.

I'd like to add on to mine, I had one last night.

I generated LIGHTNING in my hands, but logic says that is completely normal and not questionable.

Logic.

My biggest facepalm was when I was first trying lucid dreaming (and not quite as good at it). I became lucid, and for some reason, was really horny. But instead of having sex with Scarlet Johanson, a super model, or literally the most beautiful woman I can imagine (one that doesn't even exist)... instead of doing these things, because I didn't really have full cognitive ability, I instead proceeded to masturbate. I didn't even watch dream porn... I didn't even use dream powers to extend my cock and suck it, or turn my hand into a vagina... I didn't even fucking use lube. It was just straight hand to cock. I did however use my left hand instead of my right. Dream big, right? *facepalms*

i was discussing lucid dreaming with my mom, and i said "you know you could be dreaming right now and you wouldn't know it and so could i" i looked at my hands but i didn't see anything weird so i just continued talking.

also i sometimes ask dream characters if their lucid dreaming! when i wake up i think "of course their not! their dream characters! duh!" but in the dream it seemed like a good question. i am usually only semi lucid when i ask stuff like this.

I just had a Facepalm. I just can't believe I forgot what my primary dream goal was to frickin increase lucidity layer and frickin stabilize before doing anything else.

:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by JoannaB

I recently dreamed I was cleaning up shit that was all over a bathroom. And it occurred to me whether it was a dream. But I decided to not do a reality check because I was too busy cleaning up shit. FACEPALM

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LOL that one made me laugh xD

Since I dream a lot of our old house, I had in the day done an extensive imagination session - walking all around it and inside and through the garden and remembering as much as possible - repeating - when I see this - I am in a dream.
So then - I stood on the terrace of that house - and thought - ah - this could be a dream - looked at the texture of the outside walls - and decided naaah - it is all soo realistic - must be reality!!
No RC...:?

And I had some instances, where I tell somebody about lucidity - or once I was on the forum, and avatars started to move about in a sort of 3D-version - nope - no RC or anything..:roll:

I had a dream i went to my laundry room and it looked COMPLETELY different. On a box it said "1039 lucids"
And I didn't do a RC
:(

Last night I was telling my mum I am doing this lucid dreaming thing and was so happy I told her and she seemed ok with it...THEN I WOKE UP, god damn it.

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Originally Posted by Liquidaque

My biggest facepalm was when I was first trying lucid dreaming (and not quite as good at it). I became lucid, and for some reason, was really horny. But instead of having sex with Scarlet Johanson, a super model, or literally the most beautiful woman I can imagine (one that doesn't even exist)... instead of doing these things, because I didn't really have full cognitive ability, I instead proceeded to masturbate. I didn't even watch dream porn... I didn't even use dream powers to extend my cock and suck it, or turn my hand into a vagina... I didn't even fucking use lube. It was just straight hand to cock. I did however use my left hand instead of my right. Dream big, right? *facepalms*

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By Thor the almighty, that one cracked me open LOL! XD