Paper Towels?

Hello dreamers. I've known about this site for a while but only now decided to register as my dreams have been getting extremely strange and unpredictable lately. Some of my dreams are literally beyond my comprehension. I truly cannot describe them with words.

Just this morning I had a dream about my dog turning into a roll of paper towels? --I don't even own paper towels. Anyway I had to go on some sort of mission to find fresh rolls of paper towels to somehow revive my dog? I know this makes no sense but it did in my dream. I had to arrange the paper towels in some sort of strategic pattern on the floor and rotate new ones in because time was somehow moving much quicker and they were becoming stale in what seemed like less than even a moment.
Eventually I said "where's [dog name]?" and my dog came running towards me as he manifested himself out of the paper towel roll somehow when I turned to look away.

Does anyone know what this might mean? Answers, ideas. Anything to make me feel like I'm not subconsciously obsessed with paper towels?

Dude, dreams that are normal are abnormal and viceversa. So you having bizarre dreams is actually the common.
I wouldn't worry too much about the fact that it was paper towels, the brain works with things its familiar with and builds up from there, so just think about it as a RGN for dream content.