DC Vs Dreamer What are your epic fails or epic wins?

I'm bored so I decided to make a thread. If you ever battled against a DC with smarts or fists and failed epicly/won here is the place to post it. My most epic fail battling a DC is the time I I fought against a flying anime character with wings. I flew trying to get away from him but he was too fast. I even tried going inside a building but he found me and we had to fight. In the end I just couldn't keep up with him and jumped out the window where a giant bird tried to eat me. I woke after that but it was still kind funny when I woke up. Had this dream like a year ago I think.

Haha good question. My most recent lucid win wasn't that epic, but a win is a win. I was trying to see who just texted me but these old ladies were trying to stop me. I ended up having to bite one on the hand and fly up a tree to get away from them so I could check my phone. Yeah, defeating old ladies, not so epic, but it was all I could think of at the moment lol.

Cool thread!

A dream that came to mind that I had and epically failed was I was in my kitchen looking out the window and saw a party was happening outside in the yard. I saw my friend so I thought it was for me and even thought I didn't want to attend, I went out there so people wouldn't bitch and moan about my absence. I went straight for the table that had food because I saw that there were nachos, but my friend kept standing in front of me face to face like her face only an inch away but I was trying to look past her and dodging my head side to side but she would mirror my movements perfectly even down to the walking forward or backwards, long story short, skipping bits of the dream, after the whole party was laughing at me I ran back into the house and locked the door behind me so she wouldn't follow me anymore. DC won, dreamer failed epically :laughhard:

I have a epic fail to post. Recently I tried to disarm a DC who had this weapon that looked like a trumpet. They weren't trying to harm me, but I felt like being badass and intervening by taking away his weapon quickly and effortlessly lol. Like Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee. Anyway I was basically lucid since I was diverging from the dream plot, and I thought I had this under control. However as I grabbed their weapon, I couldn't break it free from their grasp. It turned into this martial arts fight where they quickly countered with a right roundhouse kick and I barely deflected/dodged it by using my imagination to move. That sounds weird, but I just imagined myself avoiding the attack instead of trying to move out of the way, because I couldn't move fast enough! I felt so slugglish, and this DC felt way overpowered. I woke up shortly after this.

And in generally, shooting guns at DCs has never really worked out for me either, I don't know why. So those moments where I am either attacking or defending myself, usually end in fails :whyme:

Maybe this encounter doesn't quite count as epic, but it was certainly shocking and intense for me.

Mad man with a syringe:evil:

I was happily walking along inside a large mall, while fully lucid, and - for no particular reason other than general interest - turned my head to the left. There, really close, with his head about one foot from mine, was a maniac holding a syringe up above his head in a very threatening manner!

Instinctively, I tried to get a hold of his arm and hand, thereby preventing him from injecting me with whatever the syringe contained. A fierce struggle ensued, where my lucidity didn't help one bit - everything happened too fast. I managed to wrestle the syringe out of his hand, and then brutally stabbed it into his skull. After some additional pressing, the syringe clicked audibly into place.

I left him incapacitated,:pfft: and continued the exploration of the mall. :content:

Lol sweet thread!

I have one: Last night I dreamed I was a violent thief with a master plan to break in to some powerful dude's tent. When me and my handler executed the entire plot perfectly and arrived in the tent we started to talk to the guy. In the end we made some arrangements for us to get some money. We shook hands. And then he took his gun out, and I suddenly realized they tricked me and my handler betrayed me. Then I got shot in the head.

I got outsmarted big time. Damn you Subc! :lol: I'll get you next time!

Lolol Those are really good ones guys. I enjoyed reading all of them. XD Funny stuff. Thanks for posting. ^w^

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Originally Posted by Voldmer

Instinctively, I tried to get a hold of his arm and hand, thereby preventing him from injecting me with whatever the syringe contained. A fierce struggle ensued, where my lucidity didn't help one bit - everything happened too fast. I managed to wrestle the syringe out of his hand, and then brutally stabbed it into his skull. After some additional pressing, the syringe clicked audibly into place.

I left him incapacitated,:pfft: and continued the exploration of the mall. :content:

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Brutal lol. Although I can't talk, I've had my violent moments as well.