You know you're a dreamer when for a change you decide to leap out of bed the instant you wake up...but because you're so used to laying still until fully awake, you just barely make to the hallway without incident before smacking straight into the corner of the wall with you're whole right side. The pain is what finally awakens you.
Thinking to yourself, "if this were a dream my coordination would have been on POINT dammit!"
>_<
Spoiler for true story: