Originally Posted by
DreamSwimmer
It's not very big, and for a moment I wonder if it even lifts. Then I realise its a lion and lions don't need to lift.
I look in my hand and find I have a slightly burnt sausage. Now the lioness is really paying attention. I don't know what she wants because there is a perfectly good deer standing only a few metres from her. It's much fatter than me and even I kind of want to eat it.
I throw my sausage at the deer. The deer looks at the sausage and screams that it is a vegetarian.
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