Stupidest/Embarrasing things youve done in dreams?

Whats Stupidest/Embarrasing :oops: thing youve done in dreams?

Well heres mine:
I was wondering around a ruined city (completely lucid) suddenly a menacing tall man with a slanted top hat emerged from the floor :mad:
He attempted to hit me a couple of times only to find i had swiftly jumped over his head,
He began to become more aggresive with his attacks until i finnaly decided to make a run for it , i ran as fast as i could looking over my shoulder only to see him right behind me growling :shock:
The sea suddenly came into veiw long with a rickety pier , being lucid at the time i started to compenplate flying off away from the figure that chased me.
I thought to myself "Ok you can do this your going to run full pelt towards the sea and fly off into the clouds" by now i realised i was on the peir so i jumped ready to fly, only to fall face first into the icy water :| i emerged from the water ready to face the Tall man only to see him , and a crows of dc's hunched over laughing :lol:

I guess mines more funny than embarassing but i did feel really stupid at the time :shakehead2:

Um this one time I had an FA and I thought I could just walk through my bedroom door. Apparently...I couldn't. I smacked right into it and fell flat on my ass. I remember actually feeling embarassed. I don't know why lol, like anyone was watching. :P

I've done lots of stuff like that actually.

I'm sure this is probably relatively common: I've had false awakenings at least twice after lucid dream sex only to find that people are in my room watching me act out the dream in full, then making comments and laughing. Then I wake up for real.

went to school, got naked (lucidly) and walked the halls totally nude, then i had sex with a classmate on a desk during class (teacher didnt care)

LOL...
Damned if I can remember every monumentally stupid thing I've done in my dreams!

Recently, I'd have to say the most embarassing thing I've done was similar to Gez's. I was driving with my friend, looking for his dad, when I saw him walking along the outskirts of a large gorge, and then he'd jumped down into it. So, stopping the car, I jumped out of the gorge and ran toward it, completely lucid. My friend was following me, and asking what I was doing. Confident, I jumped into the air, preparing to make a lucid dive down into the gorge and land deep in the very center.

Well..for some reason that didn't happen. :sweat2:

After falling a good 10 feet, I landed on my face against the sloping wall of the gorge, rolling and tumbling like a rock until I finally faceplanted in the dirt one last time and slid downward to a stop, still not quite at the bottom of the gorge. I'm usually good with jumping while lucid...wtf was up with that?

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Originally posted by Oneironaut
I'm usually good with jumping while lucid...wtf was up with that?

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Maybe gravity broke in your dream. :shakehead2:

:P

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Originally posted by BillyBob_001
went to school, got (lucidly) and walked the halls totally , then i had with a classmate on a desk during class

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then realized you werent dreaming LOL'EDIT: lol oneironaut you gave vegita a fro!

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Originally posted by sss3d

Maybe gravity broke in your dream. :shakehead2:

:P

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Nah...more like it worked...which sucks. Dream dirt tastes like the real thing. :sweat2:

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Alucinor Architecton wrote:
EDIT: lol oneironaut you gave vegita a fro!
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:fro:

Ummm... I dont know, I know once when I was a kid I dreamt I went to school with no pants, that was pretty embarrassing at the time I guess.

I wish I had dreams that obvious these days.

Started to jump/fly up to get an above view of the city I was on, only to get my leg grabbed and tackled by a security guard who proceeded to lecture me on why we don't use emergency exits when there's no emergency.