Weirdest.funniest thing in a lucid dream?

Please tell us what is the most weirdest/funniest experience that you have had in a lucid dream ( please be honest i'm sure most of you are :D )

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it was one of my first lucids. i woke up, heard my dad's car running in the driveway, and went back to sleep.

i dreamt i woke up and looked out my bedroom window into the driveway at his running car (not sure if i was dreaming). he came out looking normal, and put something in the trunk. i thought "i think i'm dreaming" and stared really hard.

my brother came out in his work clothes as well. i looked at him, and then back to my dad, sure i was dreaming. so i tried to alter his appearance somehow.

my dad is almost bald, with a squarish mug. he instantly grew a long flowing beard, like a muslim cleric. i looked at my brother, and he grew a beard as well, but more scraggly and wispy.

then i looked back at my dad laughing, and he grew the sweetest muttonchop sideburns i've ever seen. i guess you have to know what my old man looks like normally, but it was f**king hilarious! i laughed everytime i remembered it during the day.

HaHa that makes me laugh just reading it! does anyone else have anymore

( i have only had a few lucid dreams just a coincidence though and nothing was funny )

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This is a weird one so be prepared....
I was in a shopping centre (Dreamsign) and i was lost , after walking aimlessly around for a while i came across a nappy/diaper shop with diapers stacked in the window .
Suddenly the pns that held the daipers began to change into severed hands they then smashed throuh the window and chased me.
If i had this kindoff dream now id probably laugh but i was young sooooo... :oops:
I never have ordinary dreams all mine are weird ill take a look in my journal and post again here. :wink: