Thread: Cheese Horror!

Wow. That is quite disturbing.

That’s one sick dream. Remind me not to take that combination… ever.


- Axis

I told my friend about Stilton cheese and suggested he give it a go. He got this dream without any supplements, and probably had way way way more cheese then me, so if I amped up my cheese for my first dream coupled with b6 there would be some very horrifying dreams.

I guess its a bad idea to have such terrifying dreams, but you have to explore the darkness of your psyche don't you agree?

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Following Sonar's challenge to eat a gigantic piece of stilton cheese, I had a right nasty headache, and so took an early night. Over the next 11 hours, I had some pretty strange dreams:

The earliest part of the dream I can remember consisted of complete blackness, but sensing what I thought were insects crawling around on my skin. There were so many it was like I was wearing a suit of insects, and the warmth coming off of them was relaxing, so I didn't seem to mind. All the time this was happening, I could hear woodland noises in the background.

The next thing I remember is the insect feeling stopped, and was replaced by really bright "thumping" (the only word I can find to describe it) colours. Again and again, these colours just kept changing, becoming more or less vivid. A few times I tried to 'squint' (though I wasn't actually my own body) and see them more clearly, but I found myself drifting out of sleep. I don't remember much after that, except that I squinted enough to wake myself fully up. I don't know what time it was, but after roughly 5 or 10 minutes I fell asleep again.

This time I was in some sort of flying lorry, with a family that wasn't mine. We were driving down this dusty road, and eventually arrived at what was apparently Dover, though it was nothing like Dover. It was a port like you might see in the movies - rain lashing down, seawater rising and crashing against the massive stone quayside, gigantic steam ships about to leave.

The family spent what seemed like an eternity boarding one of these, and I was told that I could just jump on as it pulled by the docks, to save me boarding with the other passengers. This was a big freight ship, and so didn't have any railings or anything. As it pulled slowly by, I could see the gap was stupidly big, and too far to jump from quayside to ship. I just stared pathetically out at the boat as the woman of the family waved my goodbye before physically turning her back on me.

Somehow I got from standing in this "Dover" to being in a Spanish-style villa. I was writing a postcard to someone - I can't remember who, but they were important to me - and this person I was sharing a room with (who I felt sheer resentment and hatred towards - so intense I can still feel it now) just walked over from his bunk and ripped up the postcard.

I responded by shouting and ripping up his. This continued, with him destroying something of mine, and me destroying something of his, for possible hours, interspersed with shouting and screaming. Eventually, it got so bad that he shit all over my bed. I responded by scooping the shit up in a bucket, and pouring it over his head, before rubbing the bucket all over his head to get the excess off. I'm not sure what happened after that, but I think he murdered me.


Anyway, then the dream gets a little hazy. The next part involved my brother transforming into some strange furry creature, which was at the same time a beautiful, pale, human-like thing, with a lot of human qualities, but somehow better than human - almost "angelic" - which I then had sex with. This is not only odd because it's gay incest, but I also LOATH my brother bitterly.


The next thing I remember is I woke up, and it was 08:00.



Too much stilton is a bad idea, kids.

Wow, that’s intense. It’s a good thing that I don’t like that type of cheese.


- Axis

I can't have cheese, so i'm safe