Your Top Sleep Paralysis Experiences?

What are some of your most interesting and bizarre experiences with sleep paralysis? In the order of weirdness mine would have to be a situation I had a few days ago. During the time, I actually had several experiences with it but this is the one that spoke out. In short, if felt as if a buzz saw was grazing the back of my head, I could even feel the heat from it. While this was happening several doors opened and alarms went off seemingly indicating a break in. Another bizarre one actually took place when I was exiting a lucid dream; I had the inability to open my eyes though I and hear some humanoid monster as I attempted to fly away. I heard a loud sound similar to a chain saw revving up and I woke up.

Hmm, interesting topic you got here. I'd have to say my "top" SP was maybe a month ago. It's not bizzare, just really wierd for me. Anyways I was dead; so tired that I gues my body didn't care if I was asleep anymore or not. Suddenly my entire left side just jolted up. It was the most violent thing I've ever felt. It actually flipped me a full 180 and off my bed. :shock:

A similar thing happened two nights a go but to no such degree.

I had one, in full paralysis, where I could hear nothing but a thousand voices swirling around my head. Although I just woke up in that state, something was already ingrained in my head telling me that I was "In the Land of Souls". I was completely lost in the undertow of the other spirits and voices, and several times I attempted to yell for help. No luck, until I managed to move my leg enough to rock myself onto my back, at which point it ended.

I snuck into some family's house while they were on vacation. Then the dream cut to a whole bunch of huge arse walruses or some animal that has lots of fat to insulate them in the arctic cold. They were all flopping down into a bowl shaped canyon for a confrontation/battle.

Then it switched back to the house, and my brother ran off like a pussy. I was calling him a coward when all of a sudden it felt like I was stabbed in the back by a grid of needles. Then my vision went black, then a yellow light overtook it, then it turned to dark red. It was so incredibly painful and I woke up and couldn't move.

I was like "Oh fuck, I don't know what I just did, but I'm dead". I couldn't even breathe for three breaths. I had already accepted I was dead, and then I could suddenly move again. That one fooled me so good.

I may not have ben in full SP, but just the other night I was practising WILD. Little vibrations went up my legs about 3 times. After what seemed like forever, though it was actually probably 5 minutes or so, My limbs felt like they were being weighed down. About 10 minutes (I'm guesstimating) after that I felt like my head had detached itself and started spinning. The spinning felt like it lasted hours, but probably only lasted a few minutes. My pulse started beating rapidly, I got excited and the spinning stopped. It was a bit scary at first, but I just remembered to go with the flow. I was hoping it would jus spit me out into a dream, but I'm not sure if that's possible.