Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

So, theres this videogame series i love called 'Kingdom hearts' and a few weeks back, the latest one was released on DS. At the time i was reaaly looking foreward to getting it.

So i was in a railway station, and i just decided, "ok, im going to do an RC", then i saw this game on display and i just went 'oohh look kingdom hearts omg omg omg..." etc. and forgot about the RC

i sooo kicked myself when i got up.

also, some other time i was just wondering around, really bored. So i started jumping (in the middle of the road (!)) and i jumped really high, like 60ft into the air, and landed fine, then jumped again, but this time, i deliberatley landed on my face, just to see if it would hurt. It diddnt hurt, and somehow i never thought i was dreaming

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Originally Posted by SkinnyBill

So i started jumping (in the middle of the road (!)) and i jumped really high, like 60ft into the air, and landed fine, then jumped again, but this time, i deliberatley landed on my face, just to see if it would hurt. It diddnt hurt, and somehow i never thought i was dreaming

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I do that all the time, no pain but I still think like its real. All I can think about is my back is broke or now Im dead. A few days ago I was walking up the basement stairs. I was about half way up and looked up and my mom was at the top of the stairs and pointing a pistol and me and shot me right in the head. Everything was black, I woke up soon after that but thought she probably wants to do that for real. :D

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Originally Posted by Michaeljp86

...my mom was at the top of the stairs and pointing a pistol and me and shot me right in the head. Everything was black, I woke up soon after that but thought she probably wants to do that for real. :D

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Wow that must have been freaky.

I had a dream where I had a jetpack and was flying around shooting people I hated. And I guess my mind took that as real. :shock:

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Originally Posted by Conzo

Wow that must have been freaky.

I had a dream where I had a jetpack and was flying around shooting people I hated. And I guess my mind took that as real. :shock:

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My mom is scared of a rubber band gun, you would think I would have realized it was a dream when I seen she had a real gun. I dont think I ever killed anyone before in a dream. A few month ago I had a dream where somone was stealing tools from my dads truck and I took off after him. Then he ran to some guy I kindof know who lives in a apartment and they were trying to kill me with these little needle things they would fling at me and they would stick in my skin. I ran far enough where these needle things couldnt get me and I picked up a big chunk of broken asphalt and hit the guy with it. When he was trying to get back up and ran up the hill and started beating him. There was a piece of rusted chain laying in the grass and I picked that up and beat him to a pulp. I was thinking I probably killed him.

I had another dream I was a soldier in WW2 running from 2 nazis, they got me before I got them.:(

Think I've had the best one...

I was in a hot air balloon, the instructor actually told me "Make sure you do at least 4 Reality Checks looking out of every side of the balloon", but I went "No need, I'm obviously awake..."

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Originally Posted by knecht

Think I've had the best one...

I was in a hot air balloon, the instructor actually told me "Make sure you do at least 4 Reality Checks looking out of every side of the balloon", but I went "No need, I'm obviously awake..."

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I remember this stupid dream where I sat in a white seat saying to my self when will I wake up!? I remember saying wtf this is a boring dream.
but the stupid thing is even though I i knew it was a boring dream it never ocered to me. so when I woke up I got so pissed I put pepper in my eyes (probable not the smartest idea) but it just got me sooo pissed!

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Originally Posted by lucidmaster

I remember this stupid dream where I sat in a white seat saying to my self when will I wake up!? I remember saying wtf this is a boring dream.
but the stupid thing is even though I i knew it was a boring dream it never ocered to me. so when I woke up I got so pissed I put pepper in my eyes (probable not the smartest idea) but it just got me sooo pissed!

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One time I had a dream I was standing by a tractor that was running. There was some other guy there. I guess I was going to run the tractor because this guy told me to make sure Im not asleep. I just thought why would I be sleeping, what a idiot. :lol:

I was in a classroom and I was giving a lecture about lucid dreaming. Even how to do reality checks. I never though to do one.

Running uber slow while someone was walking and catching up to me :( Freaky

One of my favorites when I knew I was dreaming is I was in a house of someone I know. I walked into a different room then was in a school, Im not sure if it was a high school or college. Since it wasnt my school I thought it would be funny to go to class and be a jerk to the teacher. Me and the teacher got in a fight. I knocked him across the room with a chair and got the heck out of there. That little japanese guy got pretty wild. :lol:

One time in my dream I looked under my shirt and I had a six pack. HAHAHAHAHAHA

A dream sign of mine is realizing I'm dreaming - I get this a few times a week yet it never makes me lucid. I've been trying hard the past four days or so b/c I just fully discovered LD, but despite the sign recurring in three of the four nights nothing happened, whatsoever. I even had a dream I was a DC trying to have a lucid dream, lmao.

I had a dream I was in my sister car in the back seat and the car was park in front of a Dunkin Donut shop and a cop came by and open the door and place a shopping bag right next to me and left. I didn't check the bag or anything but felt it was weird, than another cop came and sat right in the driver's sit taking his time like the car was his or something. So I was scare because he didn't notice that I was in the back seat so I didn't say anything and was just in shock to what I'm seeing. Than all of a sudden I did a reality check saying to myself, "Is this a dream, this must be a dream" and I still failed to become Lucid and I woke up...

Suddenly thinking "I know, while I'm dreaming, I'll keep remembering what's going on over and over again in my head so that I will remember it when I wake up!"

I didn't become lucid AND I forgot the dream afterwards...

I didn't do a RC... but in a dream of mine last night I did say to myself "Dam, I'm awake right now, but when I dream tonight I'll become lucid" :P

Last night I dreamt about a plasma pistol from halo, I didn't think this was odd until it started shooting not plasma but fire. I thought "thats not how it works in "real life"" lol

I had a FA and a whole conversation with my dad about Lucid Dreaming. lols.

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Originally Posted by THELUKESTIR

Last night I dreamt about a plasma pistol from halo, I didn't think this was odd until it started shooting not plasma but fire. I thought "thats not how it works in "real life"" lol

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I got the game hitman and loved it so I ended up getting all of them. I was dreaming and it was just like normal everyday stuff going on but I was bald and when I looked at someone there was a croaahair on their head. :shock: I was thinking I must be playing that game to much.

Last night I had a dream were I was at my school and there was a drug officer giving everybody the "Don't do drugs" speech. So I pulled out some crack out of my pocket, which looked like a red jawbreaker, then I licked it and it tasted like pure suger. Then I ate some weed. I have never did or plan on doing crack so I don't know how I missed that opportunity last night.

I met someone in my dream who also knew about lucid dreaming. I then starting joking around with him saying, "Do reality checks!" I then even proceded to say "Pinch your nose!" while doing it at the same time. "Look at the time twice!" I then looked at a digital clock, looked away, looked at it again. I did two freakin reality checks in my dream, talked about being lucid, and all this didn't make me lucid. This sucks.

Lol that sucks, how did you not notice after doing the checks O_O

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Originally Posted by THELUKESTIR

Lol that sucks, how did you not notice after doing the checks O_O

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Reality checks usually need a state of awareness but the situation he was in in the dream made him do it jokingly with no thought about it probably.

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Originally Posted by Dying Dignity

Reality checks usually need a state of awareness but the situation he was in in the dream made him do it jokingly with no thought about it probably.

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That's right. I didn't do the reality checks to check if I was dreaming or not, I was doing them jokingly. I also didn't even notice that I would breathe with my nose plugged because I was so excited to meet someone else that knew about lucid dreaming that I wasn't even paying attention.

Well I don't usually miss becoming lucid, nor do I have any tricks for becoming lucid I simply tell myself i'm going to have a dream and become lucid and at the start of dreams i become lucid in I just simply realize i'm dreaming.