Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Quoted from my DJ:

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27.01.2010

Missed Opportunity! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream was long and detailed, but I don't have a lot of time, so I can't write it all out. One part which stood out for me was the most ridiculous way I've missed becoming lucid ever.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GdEMJm_i_l...stupid+guy.jpg
Idiot

My dad was giving me a lift to my friend Hugh's house, which is about a 15 minute drive away. He somehow got there after 30 seconds, having only turned two corners and gone via a town 60 miles away. Later in the dream, I was telling some friends about the ride,
"It was amazing, like magic or something!" I laughed. My own stupidity astounds me...

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Once in a dream when a huge godzilla was coming my way from other side of the down I thought: "This would be a perfect dream to become lucid" and then just carried on with my unlucid business..

Couple of times I have herd myself thinking in the dream "I cant become lucid in this dream, I have no body"..while I was just hovering over something or viewing something from a distance..

I was once stark-naked in the middle of the Arctic being chased by some people with tranquiliser guns...
Arctic, cold... Naked... Bad... Honestly I don't see how it's even physically possible for any kind of sub-conscious to not put those things together :roll:

After my last post to this thread I saw a dream where I was thinking: I should become lucid, but I missed it - I will defenently post it to dreamviews forum...--without ever becoming lucid..

A couple of days ago I realised my mother was an android.

Tonight I was out in a boat with my father, and we passed a Star Trooper in a Star Wars style turret.

I didn't even suspect something was wrong.

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Originally Posted by Uneleja

After my last post to this thread I saw a dream where I was thinking: I should become lucid, but I missed it - I will defenently post it to dreamviews forum...--without ever becoming lucid..

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:D

I was traveling in Florida...all the way across the US! Then I ran into the last 4 US Presidents and talked to them for a while!
I also ended up in a large house with girls everywhere that wanted to party!
It was hot and humid. I never realized that I was lucid...crap!

I pull my phone out of my pocket and 3 phones all the same fell out, I looked down and proclaimed "Cool...phones!"

I dreamt I was watching a video, and was told that the video was effective in inducing lucid dreaming. But not once did I realise that it was a dream! Annoying, but a good sign that I could be getting there...

lastnight, with a hot chick who was shirtless in a skirt going down a busy road in broad daylight (it was night about 30 seconds before) and 6 other chicks came out of nowhere. All hot mexican girls in green skirts and pink shirts. They all wanted to do me, and the hsirtless chick had only half of her boobs (the top half was cut off)

I even did a reality check.

Nope, not lucid.

A big chocolate bunny exploded and no one cared less about it. I thought i was a special person because i could only see it.

Didn't occur to me that giant chocolate bunnies don't appear randomly in your neighborehood and explode randomly.

My subconscious mind is SO tricky. I did WBTB, and put my earphones in, playing a mp3 file that says "Andres you're dreaming, do a reality check." Well I fell asleep, and I was having a dream in which I was talking to my friend, who knows about lucid dreaming. Then I heard the voice, but the way my mind decided to incorporate this into the dream, was that, in my dream I was showing the mp3 file to my friend!! And I was telling him "Just remember, I am Andres, not you, but even though it says my name it should work for you!" So I didn't do a reality check and didn't realize I was dreaming :(

I was having a dream I was in a group session (something I've never done)
with Dr. Drew. I was talking to the group, about all things, lucid dreaming.
I told the story of my first lucid dream in detail, as Dr. Drew continually nodded his head in acknowledgement.

How on Earth did I ever get through that with out it triggering my lucidity.
I don't know Dr. Drew on a person level. I've never been in group therapy and I was explaining in detail lucid dreaming, in a dream, and still did not become lucid.

I came out of a lucid the other day, and I woke up in a futuristic looking university classroom. The lights were off, and there was a screen at the front of the room. The screen was showing the lucid I had JUST woken up from. Apparently, this class was dedicated to lucid dreaming, and they were all discussing things in the dream and how I could've stabilized better.

I had one the other day. I was driving a white tractor up a extremely steep hill with a apple orchard on the hill. The ground caved in and I ended up in some kind of different world and was captured by these huge people. The women were about 7ft tall and there was one guy about 8ft, kindof greenish skin and he had 2 human size eyes where one eye should be. The women had 2 eyes not 4 like this guy had. There was about 8 people captured there in some old sawmill. Jessica Alba was one of them. The monster dude sent us on some kind of scavenger hunt and said if we found this thing in X amount of time they would let us go. I dont remember the name of the thing we were looking for but I thought it was part of a table saw. Our time was almost up and we didnt find what we needed. Since I knew they would kill us I was looking at this bow saw hanging on a nail. I was looking at the monster guy sitting in a chair thinking I could saw his head of with my super strenght I have in dreams. I was to scared to try it because I didnt know if it was a dream or not.

Last night I was in Pandora's flux. In front of me was Smiegel, Gollum, Legolas, and a Jockey from Left 4 Dead. Some people were limping so I went to help them up, as you would in left 4 dead. Only difference is that they were just limping, not down. You would get them over your shoulders then they could move faster.

There was Smiegel, Gollum, and Jockey in front of me. I then moved back to help a guy named "Fellowship" He was Boromir. Frodo was helping me as well.

Every time I would help somebody, a green progress bar would show in my vision. It'd also switch to third person, just like left 4 dead.

I was thinking "This would be a great place to go when lucid!"

lulz..

Last night I had a dream, in the dream I noticed I was dreaming but wasn't sure, so became semi-lucid and started running, then I thought "Hey, what if I scream 'I'M NOT LUCID BECAUSE THERE ARE MONKEYS THROWING BANANAS AT THE CARS IN MY DREAM' and then completely forget that I'm dreaming? That would look really cool in the ways you've missed becoming lucid forum" So I did, and then forgot I was dreaming :(

LOL! I have not reached that phase yet because I am still struggling with a dream journal. But I do get mad when occasionally, I wake up and I can't remember anything... not a thing, yet I am sure that something had happened during the night.

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Originally Posted by luciddreamer000

LOL! I have not reached that phase yet because I am still struggling with a dream journal. But I do get mad when occasionally, I wake up and I can't remember anything... not a thing, yet I am sure that something had happened during the night.

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The dream I listed with the monster guy really stuck in my head. Some dreams I forget as soon as I wake up and soem I remember for months or even years.

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Originally Posted by AndresLD

Last night I had a dream, in the dream I noticed I was dreaming but wasn't sure, so became semi-lucid and started running, then I thought "Hey, what if I scream 'I'M NOT LUCID BECAUSE THERE ARE MONKEYS THROWING BANANAS AT THE CARS IN MY DREAM' and then completely forget that I'm dreaming? That would look really cool in the ways you've missed becoming lucid forum" So I did, and then forgot I was dreaming :(

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Better than the dog playing chess with the fish!

Well I've only just recently discovered LDing and haven't had one yet, but last night was my first night trying and all night I dreamt about Lucid Dreaming and people were telling me how to have one and to reality check, but I just didn't get the hint! Everyone was like, "You're in a dream. Do reality checks." and I just kept walking away from everyone.

So, so stupid.

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You just made me do a reality check...I swear, I have seen that avatar elsewhere...:hrm:

It's a fairly common picture. Found one here, for example:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/luci....htm/printable

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Originally Posted by Ethereal

It's a fairly common picture. Found one here, for example:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/luci....htm/printable

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That's the point.

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Originally Posted by Mario92

You just made me do a reality check...I swear, I have seen that avatar elsewhere...:hrm:

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Haha yeah I got it off google images.
I changed it now anyway.. xD