Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Dnt know if I've posted this before but one time there was a Jumbo Jet on my street. I went inside. Nothing strange about this. At all.

Saw that everyone was naked. Thought "I must be dreaming". Attempted to stick my finger through my palm. Failed. Assumed it was real life. :P

I once had a dream where a got lucid dream alarm clock...

I was in homeroom, and we were talking about how we could extend lucid dreams.

Don't know if I've posted in here or not, but I remember a guy telling me rules to a card game. He then had a huge grin on his face as he said "it's like lucid dreaming, right?!"
But apparently it wasn't like lucid dreaming....

I was in a lecture on lucid dreaming.

SERIOUSLY. How do you miss that? Maybe if it wasn't so muddled and I wasn't so passive I would have gotten a lucid on the first day I tried.

Dream last night, I was showering naked in front of people.. And I felt completely comfortable with it. o.O
What the hell..

A DC was showing me how they do a specific RC in front of me.

Seeing naked women handing out snacks in public showers, when I was recording into my dream journal I was like seriously, how in the name of god did I miss that and not become lucid :P

I was in a lucid dreaming competition last night.

A: I have no idea how the heck you would make that a competition.
B: Jeez, if you make a competition about lucid dreaming, won't you eventually become lucid in the dream anyway?

Being IN a video game while playing it. Seems legit.

I once was thinking about what to do when i would have a lucid dream, while I dreaming.
there was a freaking gigantic flying cat in the air close to me lolwut?

Last night, I was talking with a friend of mine. When he starts saying something about his dreams, so I guess: "Do you have Lucid Dreams?", he says: "Yes", and then I say: "I have Lucid Dreams too!"...

I am constantly teaching my DC's how to RC :roll:

Oh, here's a good one.

I downloaded a program off the internet that somehow induces lucid dreams. I used it.

Once I woke up in the dream, I was all like "So, this is a lucid dream? Huh. There's a vegetarian tiger behind that door."

I have no idea if it was a lucid or not, but I had no control over my dream self who just did random things for entertainment. Like create vegetarian tigers and ride them like a horse.

I was driving a boat at high speed down a highway, i hit a jump, went hundreds of feet into the air, and managed to land safely. Still without lucidity.

I walked into a stripper club, (Firstly, I should of realized I wouldn't of been allowed in because I'm only SIXTEEN. Secondly I would NEVER, EVER, EEVVVVVVER go into a stripper club. NEVER.). It was very small, about the size of a tiny town house. On the first floor, there was a very small bar, and a pudgy short man in a cheap suit smoking a cigar. He looked at me, and his cigar fell out of his mouth. "Perfect! You are just the one we need!" I was very confused. However, he reassured me (I forgot what he said) and threw some weird... magical dust on me. It turned me into a girl (HOW. THE. *UCK. DID. I. NOT. BECOME. LUCID?!) He told me that I was hired for the job, and that I should start immediately! I walked up the stairs to the second floor, and saw a pole in the middle of this mini-stage. Men were surrounding it, cheering me on. So... I went on it... and well... I think you can guess the rest. I woke up from this dream laughing my ass off xD

I had set up some sort of thing on my iPod that would countdown from 10-0 in a girls voice whenever I'm dreaming.

I woke up in my bed. Saw my headphone was out. Plugged it in. It started counting down. In a MAN's voice.

"Huh, that's weird"

So I slept.

ugh... I had a dream where I was literally on my computer on this site. But I didn't become lucid. FFFFUUUUUU-

Recently, I dreamed someone was driving a car through my back yard, and then I was in my porch, but it looked nothing like my porch. I briefly thought about how odd it was, but I just shrugged it off. -_-

I was on my back porch and saw a duck land at the bird feeder, then it took off and it turned into some ostrich with four legs...
I thought it was strange, but it didn't really phase me.
:roll:

I had a dream where I walked around my childhood school (dream signal 1!) wearing the "REM dreamer" during the whole dream (dream signal 2!). The mask looked like thick black glasses with a red led light attached to them, but i knew it was the REM dreamer. The light kept on flashing and it annoyed the hell out of me. (dream signal 3!) An old lady stops by and asks me “Is that the famous REM-Dreamer device?. (dream signal 4!) I nodded and continued on to tell her “You see this small red led light? It flashes bright red before my eyes if I’m dreaming” (at the same time the light kept on flashing bright red!!! FFUUUU). (dream signal 5!)

I'm as smart as a brick!

Last night I was building "the structure of a dream", where I was dividing the dream in different stages. Somewhere in the middle I think: "And here is where I become lucid..."

Once I wanted to show my dream journal to my friends but I decided not to. And the pages were red instead of white :(

In a dream, decided to fully teach someone i know about lucid dreaming, from what is sleep paralysis till summoning stuff in dreams. I really spent a lot of time teaching until I opened my real eyes, said every single dirty word I know :(