What stupidass things do you do in your LD's?

Me, I go to my house, tell myself to go grab the hot chick in my backyard, go into random people's houses and get it on. I've also been known to go on killing sprees for fun >_>; Don't worry though, I'm no terrorist.

Hmmmm I don't recall doing anything stupid when I am having a LD. Since it is a LD it is time better spent doing something worthwile.

However there is the occasional "Must Find Foxy Female." That happens ^_^.

Yes the must find foxy female is essential in lucid dreams ;)

Well, I've only had a few lucid moments in dreams so far. The first time I found this site I read through all the stuff on the main page, and ended up taking a 2 hour nap just because I was tired. I'm surprised I dreamt at all. Oddly I managed to perform a RC which I had only learned about a half hour before hand, which failed. I was in disbelief that I was dreaming, so I jumped across my basement and punched the giant fan at the other end, which obliterated it. Then harley drove by and woke me up (open window)... Wish I could've seen how far I could've taken it. Only been tryin for lucids for a little under two weeks, so that ain't bad...

I made a pizza this morning. Pushing my hands up like Bruce Almighty to light the gas, and spinning my finger around to spin the pizza. It was brilliantly useless.

I did forget to eat the pizza though. :(

i took a piss while i was lucid and washed my hands then i remembered that i was in a dream and started laughing.

I find slapping people and watching them transform into someone else then slapping that person to be quiet amusing.

Find ze females!!

I can't really remember, though the most dumbass thing I do in dreams in general, is that I am a character, who has the power to fly (last night, I was some super person, who could fly and stuff) but I never know how to fly. Sometimes I fly, and then it goes slow, and I have to do crazy movements with my legs, just to go upward.

I'm gonna try bukujitsu in my dreams.