Funny things you've said after waking up

I'm sure everyone's woken up with someone in the room -- roommate, mom or dad comes in, etc. What are some things you've said to them in that moment before you're really awake? I find that when i hear myself saying these things or hear someone else saying them, they're pretty funny :-P

Some of mine:

-(Back in highschool) My dad came in and told me to wake up, i told him, "Dad, go away, i'm on the phone with Shevan!"
-I dreamt about going to my philosophy class. I woke up and my roommate said i'd be late for class, i told him it was cool, i already went to class
-I woke up and asked my roommate, "Hold on, it's eight or six, or is it six or eight?" I have NO idea what that one was about.
-I asked my girlfriend when we were going to go on the boat.
-My girlfriend once woke up and told me, "Hurry up, we've got to go to the party"

<hallucinates a little red biplane flying around the room>

..."Wow"...

"Quad to the left, sail to the right"

To this day, i have NO idea what that means... I remember in my dream I saw girls moving there hips and saying it but it had no relation...

I was at a party in Jr. High and one of the kids woke up and was like "Guys guys guys... Did you know New York is the same backward and forwards?" I was like "wow I never noticed that before" and then thought about it and was like.... "Wait a second!"

I remember a dream on 8/22/06 where I had a dream about being in the audience in CBS Television City, studio 33 where The Price Is Right tapes its shows. The losing horns sound when a Shane McMahon-style character lost his pricing game and someone, preferably a young female, told me, "I know THAT was painful!" I woke up the next morning at my mom's house and when I was washing my face and brushing my teeth, I start talking about TPiR.