Please help, thanks

Hey guys i got a problem, ive been trying to lucid dream for a while and i found this site(its awesome btw). but all i can remember of my dreams are fragments im pretty sure and its always fuzzy so to remember them i have to write them down which i do. but heres my biggest problem, i am borderline RETARDED in my dream. Im not even kidding, i dreamt i was flying saving the president then a UFO came up and i fought it. Then i found my dad and he had a new car that he would never buy and it was pulling a trailer. I went from flying to that scene, but the next day i figured id try to sleep and do it again. so i went to sleep and dreamt i was in a future airport, i was white, blonde hair and wearing surfer clothes(Im black and nothing like that). A guy was threatening to blow it up and i saved everyone and the kid by running back and then it turned into a mall and there was a dancing pair of pants...:roll: . can u guys help me with getting more than fragments and not being a retard in my dreams? I will :bowdown: if you can :D

Yeah, I'm retarded in my dreams too. I'm not really sure if there's anything you can do about it.

are you sure? because I really wanna lucid dream! Today I had a dream my mom was white and my cousin was crazy and doing weird stuff thats borderline impossible

Just because you have crazy retarded dreams doesn't mean you can't have a lucid dream. You should use some of those things in your dreams as dream signs to induce a lucid dream instead of trying to get rid of it. Try to do reality checks during the day if anything weird happens or just randomly so you can do them during your dream if you ever experience another pair of dancing pants :P
And ta da, you'll be lucid. :]

Yeah, I think we all were retards in our dreams at some point in our lives or another.
But if you keep writing down your dreams, find your dream signs, and practice different kinds of reality checks throughout the day, you will eventually become a genius in your dreams.

Thanks guys :D just wondering any tutorials or advice for reality checks? thanks in advance!