HOILD--Hard-On Induced Lucid Dream (Lucid Sex)

**ladoys** · 09-02-2008 03:44 AM

A fast way to have sex in a dream is to HOILD. It's based around the theory that if you masturbate before going back to bed, you should be able to enter a Lucid sex dream. This is intended to work for males and females. I hope this helps all the beginners and whoever else that trys to lucid dream for the sex. I had thought about it some time before I tried it and started telling people about it. Its worked for me more than a few times. I have been told by other people that it works pretty effectively since you need little past experience with WILD and it should be faster since it is boosted by masturbation. Here it is:

1. Go to bed just as normal. Autosuggestion may help.

2. Wake up after a few hours of sleep but not too late and not too early.

3. Masturbate to right before the point of climax(or near it). IMPORTANT: DO NOT CLIMAX. Failure to heed will result in falling asleep unconsciously and you lose your shot at Lucidity!

4. Go back to sleep. Just going back to sleep may give you a sex dream but you will only be lucid if you attempt to remain conscious.

TIPS: This may be more helpful if you combine it with WBTB but it is not necessary. Mostly whatever is better for you. The masturbation alone may be enough for you to remain conscious as sleep sets in. But if it isnt, try going to the bathroom BEFORE you masturbate. Make sure masturbation is the thing you do before you go to bed. That is the key. I have also been told that it is easier to remember them when you haven't had sex or masturbated in more than a day. (Its not that long, don't worry)

Feel free to use any way you like to stay awake, be it counting breaths, meditating, etc.

Good Luck!

**Rainman** · 09-02-2008 07:39 AM

Believe it or not, I've heard of this technique...Can't say that I heard it called a HOILD, but whatever works. Actually, supposedly it's supposed to work, I've just never given it a try

I'll give it a shot sometime and give my two cents on whether or not it worked for me..

**drewmandan** · 09-02-2008 04:51 PM

lawl @ this thread

Speaking of which, has anyone ever woken up in the middle of the night and just been like super horny for no apparent reason? I think it has something to do with abnormal activation in the pituitary gland, but I can't be sure.

**Dizko** · 09-02-2008 05:26 PM

This site is going downhill. Haha.

**ChaybaChayba** · 09-02-2008 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by drewmandan

lawl @ this thread

Speaking of which, has anyone ever woken up in the middle of the night and just been like super horny for no apparent reason? I think it has something to do with abnormal activation in the pituitary gland, but I can't be sure.

Yes I've had this so many times. Like extremely horny. I never get that horny normal, it's like I'm on drugs, but even better... any explanation how this is possible? =O I'm guessing I just had a superhot dream I don't remember..

Funny technique btw.. might actually work =D

**Exdream** · 09-02-2008 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Dizko

This site is going downhill. Haha.

To be honest, this is actually an interesting method to consider. Generally speaking, it seems that the last thing on your mind before going to sleep will be what you dream about. We'll have to see through some members testing the idea, I will sacrifice myself in the name of science

**Godl!ke** · 09-02-2008 11:10 PM

I tried this last night.... I followed the exact steps and omg.... while my dream was taking place(non-lucid) I was feeling the sensation that one feels when having sex. !!!!!!! This is a very nice method.

I'm looking forward for tonight...AgaiNNNNN

**drewmandan** · 09-02-2008 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Godl!ke

I tried this last night.... I followed the exact steps and omg.... while my dream was taking place(non-lucid) I was feeling the sensation that one feels when having sex. !!!!!!! This is a very nice method.

I'm looking forward for tonight...AgaiNNNNN

Just make sure you don't wet yourself.

**Godl!ke** · 09-03-2008 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by drewmandan

Just make sure you don't wet yourself.

LOLZ im like a professional sniper when it comes to beating my meat

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 09-03-2008 09:53 PM

Ok, let me get this straight:
Go to bed at, say, 12 midnight
Wake up at about 4?
Masturbate, but don't come.
Fall asleep, staying conciuos isn't nessacary.

Dream sex?

Also, let's say I MB to, say, Megan Fox

Will have a dream about her? Is that how it works? And lastle, can I go masturbate now? Not much else to do

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 09-06-2008 05:30 AM

Here, I havn't MB for 1 and a half days and am gonna try it tomorow. Can I mix this with the Brain Flooder, of any have heard of it, and do I need to stay concious for it to work? ThankS!

**ladoys** · 09-07-2008 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

Here, I havn't MB for 1 and a half days and am gonna try it tomorow. Can I mix this with the Brain Flooder, of any have heard of it, and do I need to stay concious for it to work? ThankS!

You could try it with brain flooder i guess. You need to stay conscious to become lucid. You probably dont need to remain awake to have a 'happy' dream.

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 09-07-2008 02:27 AM

Thanks, man, that realy helped. And what could go bad with the brain flooder? It can only make it better!

**nosound** · 09-07-2008 02:44 AM

dream sex is overrated here
haha

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 09-07-2008 02:46 AM

Maybe it it just under rated in your head.

Burn!!!!

**ladoys** · 09-13-2008 01:15 AM

Please Post your results!

**Reality_is_a_Dream** · 09-13-2008 01:18 AM

Fuck, I can't make it two days!

**Koalaman** · 08-12-2009 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

Maybe it it just under rated in your head.

Burn!!!!

Maybe it's all in our heads.

**StrangeDreamsGuy** · 08-12-2009 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Koalaman

Maybe it's all in our heads.

Why the hell did you bump this it's from months ago and it's stupid.
Even though when I tried it once it worked, I'm not sold.

**ProdigyRd** · 08-12-2009 07:11 AM

im glad he bumped this lmao

iam try this tomorrow cuz u can only do it once a day lmao

**Koalaman** · 08-12-2009 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by StrangeDreamsGuy

Why the hell did you bump this it's from months ago and it's stupid.
Even though when I tried it once it worked, I'm not sold.

Because bumping threads gives me an erection which increases my chances of having a lucid dream.

**Supernova** · 08-12-2009 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by ladoys

HOILD--Hard-On Induced Lucid Dream (Lucid Sex)

I'm sorry, but I just cracked up laughing when I read this.

**Elwood** · 08-15-2009 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by nosound

dream sex is overrated here
haha

its underrated. lol.

BTW

Why don't you just try the Fatty Cock Initiated Lucid Dream?
1. You get a guy with a huge penis to sleep in your bed with you.
2. You go to sleep.
3. You wake up and deep throat this guys huge cock until he blows his wadd.
4. You go back to sleep

Works every time! You should be having Lucids up the yin yang!!! This technique is proven by the BEST to work! Give 'er a go!!!

On a serious note, what will you crazy kids come up with next? Hahaha.

**Animate_Object** · 10-09-2009 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by Elwood

its underrated. lol.

BTW

Why don't you just try the Fatty Cock Initiated Lucid Dream?
1. You get a guy with a huge penis to sleep in your bed with you.
2. You go to sleep.
3. You wake up and deep throat this guys huge cock until he blows his wadd.
4. You go back to sleep

Works every time! You should be having Lucids up the yin yang!!! This technique is proven by the BEST to work! Give 'er a go!!!

On a serious note, what will you crazy kids come up with next? Hahaha.

You forgot

5. ????
6. Profit!