Does your dream guide help??... or is he/she useless too?

I had a dream once i was laying in my bed, i opend my eyes to find it wasnt my home and there was a guy standing next to me... he looked at me and said get up, your dreaming...

I got up and asked him if he could help me dream controll he replied: Yes just close your eyes and imagine something in your hand.. like a gun

I said to him: are you sure i should close my eyes? wont this wake me up... he replied in a funny squeekily voice Nooooo dont be silly just dont close em to hard.

I then tried it and it didnt work... he then said Ok lets try flying i know you want to do that

so he summoned a door and we walked through it to be in the yard of one of my favourite pictures with a vauxhall vx220 (the car wasnt their in my dream though) he said Ok.. run and jump and you should gradually fly.

I then tryed what he said but instead fell heavily to the ground and slid about 8 feet, i looked at the trail and he said Atleast we both know your dreaming now i got pissed off and woke up lol

anyone else have some wierd LDs like this?

Apparently, I'm stronger than my DG, tried training him but it took so long, had better things to do <.<
Ah well, I have stronger DC that are far more funny.