How to get rid of Evil Beings!

I haven't tested this yet but I think it will work and I'll tell you why later.

Many people have been whining about evil beings in their dreams and these being have an annoying advantage... To be immortal.

Why are your evil enemies able to go back to life and continue to chase you and keep you from doing anything fun? My own theory is "fright". You are scared that the evil being might still be alife. Just thinking about the possibility that he might still be alive with such a strong emotion gives them the power to be alive again.

What? You are not able to not be afraid and just forget everything about them? Well, I have my own little solution if no one has ever said anything about it... There it is

Just eat them!

You can eat anything in your dream so if you eat the evil being, it won't be afront of your eyes anymore. Conclusion: No worries of it being still alive, its not there anymore...

If you have this problem try it and tell me if it worked, I want to know.

Couldnt the villain just like.......y'know........rip the hell outa there :eek:

No 'cause you eat bite per bite that way, he's not gonna be a whole anymore but just chunks of something and then the acid in your stomach will destroy these chunks so don't worry. The only problem would be if you ate the person in a big bite, than maybe he could rip you open so take bites pleaze.. :banana:

What I do when unwanted spirits, who feel bad to me, is send lots of white light towards them. I've actually fought off a few spirits this way and it worked.

I just give them a hug or ignore them. Eating them sounds like more fun.

Wait. I just remembered my dream from the other night. I hope that wasn't you mistaking me for an Evil Being:

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Originally Posted by Robot_Butler

...I lie still, and feel a wave of vibration take me again. Repeating the hallucination from earlier, I feel my girlfriend cuddle up to me from behind. She starts kissing my neck, and tickling my side. I know this is a hallucination, so I try to ignore it. Her kissing becomes painful, as she sucks hard on my neck. Her tickling turns to pinching, as she starts digging her fingers painfully into my side. I know this is not my girlfriend. A monster is in my bed. She starts to bite and chew on my neck and shoulder, tearing into my skin. I feel her ripping chunks away from my bloody neck, as she sucks my life energy from my veins. I open my eyes, and see a terrible monster atop me. Its hideous face fills my vision, all teeth, fangs, and gore. Calm. Stay calm...

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It would have to have an equal chance of working as anything else, depending on your confidence. It sounds a lot more fun though, except that if something is evil or horrible looking, you're probably going to expect it to taste horrible.

hahahah

I like this idea.
I normally have problems with evil spirits like this.

I'm gonna try it.
Thanks man!

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I turn them into puppies.

Lol, DD.

I'd say pull out a bazooka and blow them away. Or just hold up some sort of holy symbol and tell yourself that it will repel them.

Or you could just do as you should, and that is talk and socialize with them.

"Evil" is subjective, but we can save that conversation for another day to clarify what you really mean. ;)

As for your idea, if you are implying that this is the best way for beginners to deal with unpleasant dreams, this is not necessarily correct. Although for certain your method will work best for certain individuals, the best "catch-all" method for amateurs is to simply blow sparks on whatever they don't like.

As for those who want mastery over these " immortal evil beings", ultimately everything in your head is simply you. When you ingrain this idea, it's hard not to win by whatever means you desire.

Thats really disgusting but whatever floats your boat. I'd rather blast them into pieces with a .50 cal

I just trap them in unbreakable magical containment things. I think DCs are real, so I don't want to kill anyone.

No, I was just giving the solution. I know that everything about dream needs to be personalize by the dreamer since we're all so different. I know it might be kinda desguisting but I just thought it was funny. It was more like a sorta joke that can actually help... if you get what I mean... Sorry if I made it sound like it was the BEST way. :roll:

That is too funny!!
Next time I'm being pursued I'll just open my mouth and consume the beastie :D But, knowing my dreams, he'd simply disappear and reappear behind me and eat me lol

In all seriousness though, usually I don't even see what's pursuing me. Uusually. My dreams are strange. You should check out me dreamlog *obvious plug*
In one from the other night I actually wrestled with a bad guy, having covered his face with a sack and holding his hands behind him so he couldn't use magic. But then he changed and was holding himself up with a probiscus of some sort and a creature bit it off causing him incredible pain. And guess what I then did. I felt sorry for him. *rolls eyes at self*
I'm such a passive person that I can't even (usually) cause my DC pain.

Knowing me, if I did that I'd probably lose lucidity and my dream would just turn into a game of pacman!

you dont

lol guys :)