ahem, i mean this in the least crude way, but....
fellas, when you are ever falling asleep, and are almost there, do you suddenly get a boner that totally wakes you up? man i hate that!
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ahem, i mean this in the least crude way, but....
fellas, when you are ever falling asleep, and are almost there, do you suddenly get a boner that totally wakes you up? man i hate that!
:cheers: yeah...
or when you wake up in the mornin and you have one? ah thats horrible
MORNING WOOD. :laughtillhurts:
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The epidemic of hate that resides in what’s left your soul,
Starts right where you buried all your fears
But did you trade reason for abandonment
And in the depths, did you seal the last of your emotions?-me[/b]
Especially in WILD's that is REALLY annoying, is there any way you can learn to control erections? I mean, if you don't want to have one(say your in public or something) You could just concentrate and make it go away?
I hear..that as you get older, you slowly gain control over it. um...why the hell am I responding to this thread..http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blushes.gif
I feel lucky to be a female.
I hear yah.
Actually its common, during REM men usualy become erect, and you ladies get increased blood flow to your naughtybits as well =)
...it's still more annoying for guys... :-P
but hey, am I right about the gaining control over time...thing...
i said it before and i'll say it again... girls will fuck with your head while your trying to get to sleep! i spent christmas eve with an awsome chick and that night she was all i could think of. i didnt get to bed until 3 am... so i just told people i was trying to catch santa :santa:
hahaha...your right Paperdoll, i remember when i was like 13 and in junior high...shhhaaaaaawang...kinda sucked when the teacher called you infront of the class, now have control of my SHWARtCHW(space balls...if you havnt seen it, dont ask)
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Call it 'womens intuition', but I think I'm on to something here.
Temporaryism has been the 'Black Plague' and the 'Jesus' of our age.[/b]
i think we all have a "teacher calls you to the front while you have a boner" story... bad times
Darnit! I was hoping Seri would come out with some cool, really useful advice, Or some one would at least. Oh well,
.........I guess I could be mad that girls posted in here, But since I visited the ladies only thread I'm not going to say anything..................
hey, at least we dont get pms! hahaha! score one for the men
why do they call it PMS?
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because mad cow disease was already taken! ooohhh
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
- Will Durst
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What is it like to be a girl? Is it like being a bug? I imagine that bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.
- Calvin
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey
...i rest my case :wink:
And men are assholes.
See above.
I rest my case.
haha harsh. :rolllaugh: it's all in good fun lost soul. i didn't mean to offend.
You're right. I apologize. Let's not turn this into a battle of the sexes. It's stupid anyway. I mean, we're all different whether we're male or female and we all have to live with each other. We're all human.
And we all wake up in an uncomfortable state sometimes... :oops:
Yes, by the time you are my age (Cool old grandpa as Lowercase calls me), t is pretty well tamed.Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
...it's still more annoying for guys... :-P
but hey, am I right about the gaining control over time...thing...
Although, it can jump up and suprise you from time to time!
nevermind....didn't read the second page :doh:
thinking of something sad helps - no boner in 20 sec.Quote:
Originally posted by Tim
i think we all have a \"teacher calls you to the front while you have a boner\" story... bad times
*inhaling hissing sound*
Cold
Yeah I hate those wake up in the moring boners I mean you get out of the bed and Trip over the damn thing, is never fun.
morning wood is bad times...
and it creeped me out when you were talkin about that, with the FLCL avatar, i thought it was paperdoll!
Bawhahahahahaha!!!!! Paperdolls Boner.. Now thats funny
LMFAO,
he he,
plus in a battle of the sexes, the men would win
I would join sides with the women, poor females are out numbered, we are all equal :P We are all souls :)
YAH YOU ARE!!! :fro:Quote:
Originally posted by Seeker
(Cool old grandpa as Lowercase calls me), t is pretty well tamed.
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Call it 'womens intuition', but I think I'm on to something here.
Temporaryism has been the 'Black Plague' and the 'Jesus' of our age.[/b]
xy till i die!
(i hope someone gets that)
xy = male?
hope i got it right
proud to be the home
of a Y chromosome!
:goodjob2:
you are not now only the dunce :party: , you are now the science nerd.Quote:
Originally posted by Timi
proud to be the home
of a Y chromosome!
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you could see me reaching, so why couldn’t you have met me half way?
You could see me bleeding, And you would not put pressure on the wound[/b]
hey, science is my thing! actually, more specifically, biology. that and grammar.
(isnt it contradicting to be a nerd and a dunce?)
men the better species...puh...I think we're equal...any man who thinks otherwise is a total ASS...
hehe, i think each sex has its perks.
...either you think men are a different species or you just used the wrong word. :? i hope it was the later. :-P
this is what my mom says:
the trade off is that females can have multiple orgasms, but males can pee standing up.
so it evens out!
lol...something like that... :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by adidas
hehe, i think each sex has its perks.
...either you think men are a different species or you just used the wrong word. :? i hope it was the later. :-P
It all about balance when it comes to the two species they both compliment each other on some level or in some form or fashion. Neither could survive without the other.
yep tim, thats what your mom told me too.
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As I escape into my nebula of shooting stars, all I can think of is that night, we laid open under the stars, counting the stars that fell to earth,
Now just like my open heart falling to the surface and shattering, just so you know, the millions of pieces of shrapnel from my heart rip through my flesh like those words you said that night…-me[/b]
:wink: males can too :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Tim
... is that females can have multiple orgasms ...
very rarely though..., very rarely.
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I’d like to close my eyes and go numb but there’s a cold wind
Coming from the top of the highest high rise today.
Its not a breeze cause it blows hard, yes and it wants me to discard the humanity I know, watch the warmth blow away.
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I've heard of several ways to stop a boner...
1: I heard this from a friend that just went in to get a physical. He had a attractive doctor do it for him, and sure enough the little general was preped and ready. He said she grabbed it and raised her palm up and hit the tip real hard and it went down right away. He said it wasn't painful... but I wouldn't advise trying it in class or right when you wake up or at all...
2: Meditation works well when it is quiet. Just focus on 'energy' flowing up from your lower torso into your arms. Takes a minute or two.
or just think of paperdoll. :lol:
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I’d like to close my eyes and go numb but there’s a cold wind
Coming from the top of the highest high rise today.
Its not a breeze cause it blows hard, yes and it wants me to discard the humanity I know, watch the warmth blow away.
[/b]
hahah... that was mean......... hahahahahah...
lol... I have to try these methods...[i will not state which ones]
But it's mean
someone obviously hasn't seen my pictures. :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Lowercase Society
or just think of paperdoll. :lol:
Yeah, you do look damn nice...
:: ehem :: yeah...
yeh, some of us are still waiting on those pictures.
:D
..and waiting and waiting and- oh, that's right! I'm not sending you any.Quote:
Originally posted by Shawndow
yeh, some of us are still waiting on those pictures.
:D
ahem! you are aweom paperdol
and ess i am dxruknkk
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Today, everything was fine. Until roundabout, quarter to nine, I suddenly found myself in a bind. Was it something I said? Something I read an manifested that’s getting you down.[/b]
I've added your page to my favorites list. Your new haircut is really chic!
"hit the tip real hard"? no thank you! id rather just have the damn boner
I know, no shit! He said it didn't hurt, but I wouldn't trust that.
hehe your name is Shannon...
that would be one mean joke if it didnt work! and im not about to test it.
This post is great,:D I think it's really cool. What conflict!
For those at home, waking up with a boner is called 'Morning Glory' :) and it happens to the best of us. There's nothing worse than a morning woody. It's an occupational Hazard.
I suppose there could be a few ways to get rid of it. (I laughed while thinking of these)
1) Think of things totally unrelated to your woody. e.g. The weather, furniture, ugly people.
2) Get up and go about your day, while concealin your manhood.
3) Hardcore Masturbation before bed, but this is probably not a good choice.( For those with an extreme problem, though I don't think anyone on this board has it that bad):shock: (I laugh imagining you try to explain friction burns on your genitals to your spouse or your mates/co-workers when they ask why you are walking like that.)
HAHA!!! :banana:
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Blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
To obtain a ‘bird’s eye’ is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.[/b]
There was never such a more appropriate time to release the orgasm banana...
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you mean *mulitiple* orgasm banana!
haha, BUT MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP!
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To resist is to piss in the wind.
Anyone who does will end up smelling.
Knowing this, why do I defy? Because my inner voice is yelling.
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What's incubus, anyway? I have an excuse for not knowing. I'm the resident idiot.
Incubus...isn't that like a monster that subdues women or something?
I hope nobody decides to publish a book of them.Quote:
Originally posted by Tim
i think we all have a \"teacher calls you to the front while you have a boner\" story... bad times
hehe, and a kick ass band
incubus is some kind of demon that sucks the life out of someone.. or something like that. i used to know, but i forgot. its kinda like a succubus.
INCUBUS, YOU DONT KNOW WHO INCUBUS IS AND BRANDON BOYD!
ok, im done venting
it is a Fucking kick ass band, and it the suductive male demon that rapes women in the night, not really 'rape' it just suduces them so much they cant help themselves...just like me... :lol:
hey, paperdoll, any chance i can see some of those pictures? i'll send you some of mine
[email protected]
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Today, everything was fine. Until roundabout, quarter to nine, I suddenly found myself in a bind. Was it something I said? Something I read an manifested that’s getting you down.[/b]
yeah, and a succubus is a female version.
Yep, thats right tim! :cheers:
oh, and its somewhere in the bible or something, is that correct?
wait a second i'll look around for the exact definition.
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Do you think I should adhere to that pressing new frontier?
And leave in my wake a trip of fear? Or should I hold my head up high
And throw a wrench in spokes by, leaving the air behind me clear?[/b]
-as you can see its related to sleep, and Brandon Boyd, the lead singer, is a very active LUCID DREAMER.Quote:
in·cu·bus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nky-bs, ng-)
n. pl. in·cu·bus·es or in·cu·bi (-B)
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
A nightmare.
An oppressive or nightmarish burden.[/b]
-let me see if i can find succubus-
-well anyway, INCUBUS is a very good band, and for those of you who smoke...try listining to them when your high, i used to smoke and when i listened to them...oh my god, its good.-Quote:
suc·cu·bus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sky-bs) also suc·cu·ba (-B)
n. pl. suc·cu·bus·es or suc·cu·bi (-b, -B) also suc·cu·bae (-b, -B)
A female demon supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with a man while he sleeps.
An evil spirit; a demon.
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Do you think I should adhere to that pressing new frontier?
And leave in my wake a trip of fear? Or should I hold my head up high
And throw a wrench in spokes by, leaving the air behind me clear?
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OH! one more thing:
I know a couple of you have run into demons in the dream world, or astral plane.
Perhaps you should keep an eye open for an Incubus or a Succubus.
if you have been in contact with one, i would like to hear about it if you dont mind sharring, if it is too personal, dont bother.
:cheers:
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Do you think I should adhere to that pressing new frontier?
And leave in my wake a trip of fear? Or should I hold my head up high
And throw a wrench in spokes by, leaving the air behind me clear?
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Woo. I remember an incubus/succubus in this game called "NetHack" now:
'Shall I take your gloves off, lover?' (y/n)
'Shall I take your shirt off, lover?' (y/n)
Etc etc. Then she just ran away, leaving you feeling incredibly stupid.
And also, if you met one (other than through a sink), you would get the message:
'You fall asleep.'
'You wake up - the incubus (or succubus) has stolen (item)!'
A demon that likes seducing people, and sometimes having sex with them when they sleep.
Not something you'd like to meet down a dark alley, then.
i learned what a succubus was from south park. the one where chef is going out with one, and the kids have to save him
actually....the name of the band has nothing to do with demons. I would expect someone like you to know that.
I hate those moring boners...the bigest problem is when I have to pee and he is so high...nothing can lower him...then I make some stupid pose so I can pee....or I just sit on the toilet like a real wo"MEN" !!!
I don't recall who said girls can't pee standing...I've seen it couple of times...weird...
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Originally posted by Dino
I hate those moring boners...the bigest problem is when I have to pee and he is so high...nothing can lower him...then I make some stupid pose so I can pee....or I just sit on the toilet like a real wo\"MEN\" !!!
HAHA!!! your right about that I hate that Morning Glory then having to pee. I find myself making the most idiotic poses just to get the damn thing to point straight down. And that sitting on the toliet..., you can forget that, that shit hurts because then you have to force it down between the seat and under you and that hurts. Hell most of the time it won't even fit...
So I'm not the only one with that problem.
Rofl.
How much more do we have in common? :rolllaugh:
hmmm, it has something to do with the dream world though.
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I know I must sound opinionated, maybe biased and quite possible jades. But sooner than later they’ll be throwing quarters to you on stage.[/b]
ok, to move it in a direction of a dream - does anybody see their... hmm... cough*genitals*cough in a dream, or just feels them?
do you ever get it when you have morning wood, and besides having to stand all weird to aim, it SPRAYS?! ah i hate that
and i see my peter in dreams sometimes. ive turned into a girl in my dreams before, and that was really weird
Oh, yeah, I've turned into a girl who was having intercourse with me... by means of magic... It was really cool...
Spraying is certainly very inconvenient...
maybe move this tread to senseless banter?
hey, it started out as a real question
i was just thinking that Ev(the senseless banter idea)
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I know I must sound opinionated, maybe biased and quite possible jades. But sooner than later they’ll be throwing quarters to you on stage.[/b]
hm...uh...no.Quote:
Originally posted by Lowercase Society
INCUBUS, YOU DONT KNOW WHO INCUBUS IS AND BRANDON BOYD!
ok, im done venting
it is a Fucking kick ass band, and it the suductive male demon that rapes women in the night, not really 'rape' it just suduces them so much they cant help themselves...just like me... :lol:
hey, paperdoll, any chance i can see some of those pictures? i'll send you some of mine
[email protected]
awww, comeone paperdoll, it'll be fun! just 1! please, even if its a far far far out picture!
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-I have been naked in a few dreams running around, when i was a kid, and embarrassed, but if i ever am naked in a dream these days i just dont notice, it does not really bug me anymore, because i think being naked is fun, its natural in a way, the way we were born, and all that good stuff!
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Blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
To obtain a ‘bird’s eye’ is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.[/b]
do not ask me again.
haha, shot down! owch. :-P
i know...that hurt...but isnt this a question for the gentlemen forum?
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
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Yes I feel emphatic about not being static, and not buying philosophies that are sold to me, at a steal.[/b]
man this is great, prolly the longest thread on the site, like 6 pages now, and what is it about? the glory of the skin flute! i for one would like to salute the masgesty of the almighty wang, for even though it beats around the bush alot :lol: its still our most loyal companion! Cheers!
this one isnt that long, check out some in the LOUNGE...especially the one about Paperdoll and muffins...thats a goodo ne :lol:
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Blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
To obtain a ‘bird’s eye’ is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.[/b]