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Doesnt it make you wonder what Chuck Norris does in his dreams? Especially lucid dreams? What do you think he does when he has a nightmare? Or when hes introuble in a dream?
Sorry if this post sounds stupid. I thought it might be funny :) What? I WAS BORED! lol ;)
Ignore *HIM* on the title. Im typing from my Wii. Its suppose to say *His*
Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, he fears nothing.
Lol, so true!Quote:
Originally Posted by Supernova
Dreams have nightmares when Chuch goes to sleep.
When Chuck Norris has nightmares. They fear him.
When Chuck Norris has an LD, he hits an infinite loop of people standing in a line around the universe with one punch. :roll:
He fights his only worthy opponent.. Himself.
It's foolish to ask what Chuck Norris is doing in his dreams. Really, one should ask what dreams are doing in Chuck Norris.
We're all Chuck Norris' dream characters. This isn't reality, it's Chuck Norris' dream.
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Maybe he tries to do what a lot of us do, impossible stuff. Well, impossible for Chuck Norris. You know things like: Actually displaying mercy, Not killing someone with a RHK, or crying.
I believe the Religious community refers to it as "creationism." :chuckle:
Chuck Norris doesn't look forward to lucid dreams. Lucid dreams look forward to him.
Pretty much what everyone else says :P
And that thing about inventing the giraffe. (Uppercutting a horse)
Chuck Norris doesn't have dreams. Dreams have Chuck Norris.
Bah! You all forget that Chuck Norris does not sleep.
Nightmares have chucknorris.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supernova
He hauls ass, that's what he does.:cheeky:
Freddy Krueger fears Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tried to kill himself in a dream once when he roundhouse kicked his own subconscious. He only survived because he's Chuck Norris.
Hmm, I kind of expected a little more discussion. I mean Chuck round house kicked his failed-nightmares...
I heard Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.
There are no dreams for Chuck Norris, there are only more fists.
This already happens in real life, Logos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Logos
Chuck Norris doesn't think about dreams, guys. Don't you know that dreams think Chuck Norris?
-CV