Aluminum Winged Dove
I got a job at the township recreational center.
My job was to take care of the animals. It was like a mini zoo. I was basically in a cage, taking care of the other animals that were there. There were these beautiful doves. Their wings looked like fragile aluminum foil. There was a really old turtle too.
The township wanted to have a day where people could come in and look at the animals through their cages. They came, but the crowds got rioted and pushed through the barrier of the cage.
I got fired for apparently being stoned on the job, which I was not. They wanted to take me to court, but a lawyer said that I could counteract any charges they try to press against me because of the fact that I was working in the same vicinity as a rotting dead animal, which was laying under the fish tank (he showed me said animal).
Freshmen Mayhem
A few friends and I were volunteering to watch over a freshmen class. We were to be assistants for the class's Easter party. This class was really messed up though. A goth looking freshman stood up in the middle of class and peed on his neighbor. We realized that we didn't get enough eggs. In fact, we only had 12. It was a disaster.