I Grew a Tail!
The dream started off with a friend asking me if her, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's friend could crash at my place for the next few nights. I told them it was OK. A friend later told me that her boyfriend (and his friend) were really abusive to her, and by letting them stay at my place I was facilitating this toxic relationship. I gave it a good think-over and decided they were right.
I called them up and told them that something had come up and they couldn't stay the night. The boyfriend and his friend were PISSED. They started yelling and threatening me. The boyfriend said that he was an ex-model and you don't deny ex-models these kinds of things. Haha what?
I got them out of the house but then they started stalking me. It got to the point where I had to call the police for my own safety. They retaliated by literally blowing up my house. Thanks, guys. The dream was taking a serious turn for the worse when they started chasing me with knives. I jumped out of the window and decided to fly away.
By flying, I realized that I must be dreaming. I was still feeling kind of anxious, and even though I knew it was just a dream, I wanted a change of scenery first to get my mind off of it. I found myself in some kind of industral warehouse, where I decided to do the Advanced Task of the Month: growing a tail.
I really suck at making things appear out of thin air so I took a creative approach. I took the back of my shirt, which was somewhat baggy, and tugged on it, as if I was feeling my tail (without looking behind me to see what I was doing). I kept doing that until I transformed the tactical feeling of tugging on my shirt to the feeling a tail. I looked behind me. IT WORKED. HELL YEAH! 
I saw that I had a pretty badass fox tail. The upper part of the tail was red, then it had a black stripe, and the latter third was white. I may have done a happy dance right about here. I started talking to some dream characters because I always love what they have to say. I checked back a couple minutes later and my fox tail had turned into shiny tinsel, but about the sale color scheme. I think I lost lucidity after that, or my recall drops.
Invisible Car
I was wasting time at a home improvement store. They had electric keyboards there, too, and some very strange ones at that. When I got bored, I left and drove away. I hit a wrong button in my car and made the entire thing invisible - even the interior and the steering wheel. With no idea what happened, I pulled over.
A couple girls, sitting outside of their apartment, saw my confusion and walked over to help. They told me that people always made that mistake on this road and were always pulling over. They showed me which button to press. They told me that they were going to a party and were about to call a cab. Since they had been such a help, I offered to drive them to the party.
The party was at a mini-mansion. They invited me inside but I didn't stay long. The mansion had a pool in front of it that was made for penguins. Party guests were swimming with penguins.
Car Issues
I was talking to a girl who had the same model car as me. She told me that she had a lot of issues with the gears and that it was terrible in the winter.
Collecting Grass
I had this dream right before I woke up in the morning and people were weed-whacking outside my window, which it most likely what caused this. In the dream I was outside watching people cut 10 feet tall grass with a weed whacker. I was collecting the grass and putting it in a wheelbarrow, with the intent to take it to my (nonexistent) farm.
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