Thread: Maria's Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

I don't think it's possibly to finish that game

Originally Posted by Xedan

I don't think it's possibly to finish that game

I finished it through twice.

Originally Posted by Mario92

I finished it through twice.

Yeah, Mario! You better have! After all, you are Mario92.

02.11.2010

Wilted Star Fruit (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Not the most pleasant dream ever. I was in my room, tending to my star fruit. It was severely wilted and drooping. I touched it, and a brown, mushy spot in the center of the stem formed. The plant fell over (this is just a seedling, by the way), and then bark swept up and down the stem from the brown spot. I adjusted the plant as best I could, but the plant was locked in the new position. I decided to leave it be and see what became of the poor thing. I picked up the glass jar and placed it back over the little seedling to preserve humidity. The dream ends.

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02.11.2010

Bad Teeth (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was looking in a mirror in this dream; specifically, my bottom teeth. I have already gone through braces, but I noticed that one tooth was way too far back for comfort. Upon closer inspection, I found that the gums beneath were sort of this unhealthy blackish color. The dream ended with me resolving to brush seven times a day.

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02.11.2010

Debates and Presents (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a printer in this dream, and I was using it. It was a simple printer; nothing fancy. I was printing out several things all at once. One item was a script for a radio talk show, one was a shopping list of potential gift ideas for my grandmother and sister, and one was a packet of data and findings for a debate I was carrying out in real life. The dream itself was very confusing, and quite random. I did some debating on a playground, and maybe some with my grandmother. Didn't use the radio script, or go shopping.

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02.11.2010

McDonald's and the Bathrooms (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So, simple dream. I was at McDonald's. We had ordered a large meal and taken our seats. I snacked on a fish filet and fries. Didn't quite have room for the Big Mac I had also ordered (I can put it away in reality). Well, soon after, I found I had to pee. My sister had to, too, so we searched for the bathrooms. We found them behind the counter where the people work. There was only one bathroom that served both genders at once. It was empty, and grody beyond all reason. (This may be sparked from a brief conversation I had with my sister yesterday about not using public bathrooms.) The color scheme was brown and orange, and it was poorly lit. The porcelain fixtures seemed to still be in working order, though. The dream ended.

I'm on a roll!

Woot, four dreams, good job!

Your last dream reminded me of a dream I had last night where I had to pee, except I didn't bother to find a bathroom. =P Oddly, I can't remember whether I was lucid...

NICE! 4 dreams!

And, a teeth dream. A BAD teeth dream. I've had many of those, unfortuantaly. Well, I have had many things happen to my teeth: two sets of braces, one still on, 11 teeth pulled out....ETC, ETC.

Originally Posted by Mario92

I'm on a roll!

Me too! 5 Lucids in a week! :0

02.12.2010

Losing My Virginity (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

...but not really. In this dream, I was seated at the desk of my U.S. Government class, chatting with one of my classmates and my health teacher. Somehow, the issue of sex came up, and when asked whether I was a virgin or not, I simply responded with, "no comment" and a wink. The teacher asked a second time, and again, "no comment." The third time, she seemed to be desparate, panicked, and sort of mortified, so I finally admitted that I was still a virgin.

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02.12.2010

Survivor - Wagers (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Another Survivor dream. In this one, the two tribes were gathered for a reward challenge. It called for making wagers, so James (the hunk) stepped up and bet the inverse of 3(pi)/4 to 8. (If you understand what that means, you are a math geek). The wager was accepted, the challenge commenced, and the dream promptly ended.

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02.12.2010

More Accidental Pronz (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream was just awkward. My dad was in my room, and I was showing off my laptop. I opened up Firefox, but instead of taking me to Speed Dial (which is my home page), it took me to some twisted Google site that only exists in my dreams. It was loaded with images of naked and semi-naked girls. I tried to find a safe spot on the screen, but one did not exist. My dad didn't care a lick, but I was embarrassed as hell. In a fit of desparation, I went to the Google home page, but guess what was waiting beneath the search bar? Another nekked woman. At this point, I was going, "Oh, come on! I'm not THAT bad!" The dream ended.

OMG, I know what you mean by the inverse . It's because that's one easy thing that we were just doing in Algebra..

Haha, I understand it too. And yeah, I am a geek. =P

It's time for another...

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02.12.2010

Fly Frenzy (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was running an experiment in this dream. I had six vials of fruit flies. The flies were just hatching, and hatching in droves. Black clouds seemed to form in the vials, and the flies were piling atop one another. Groups of flies were clinging to the foam stoppers at the tops of the vials, their weight dragging them down. My mother was panicking; I was worried about how to get the stoppers out without smooshing the flies. The dream ends with me watching the flies multiply wildly.

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02.12.2010

Disney's Buddha (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My family and I were at some Disney theme park, apparently on school business with my sister. She took a tour around the park, then took a quiz about what she saw. There was one really stupid question that nobody got right, though. In order to see for ourselves how tricky it was to answer, my mother, my sister, and myself boarded a tour tram. We were driving through this jungle-type area, and cruized past a Buddhist temple, the floors covered in ceramic tiles, each one carrying a unique rune. Either a monk or the spirit of a monk was chilling in the temple. On the first pass, I was so engrossed with the temple, that I did not notice the small, plastic sign showing the year the temple was discovered, which was the item on my sister's test. Agreeing that the question was, indeed, impossible to answer, we got off and studied the temple more closely. On the left, all the original runes were in place. On the right, however, Disney had added some of its own tacky handiwork; buckets and leftover construction tape revealed this. There was a million-dollar note in ceramic form, as well as Mickey Mouse ears in the ceramic floor. The monk seemed greatly saddened by this. The dream ended shortly after.

What's this Mario? Still got the V card?

Hehe talk to me sometime... Could teach you a few things. XD

Yeah, damn card is burning a hole in my pocket, so to speak.

Originally Posted by Mario92

I went to the Google home page, but guess what was waiting beneath the search bar? Another nekked woman. At this point, I was going, "Oh, come on! I'm not THAT bad!" The dream ended.

Bahaha! You don't think so?

02.14.2010

Glasses Computer (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking about in this hotel when I spotted my old Biology teacher. I went up to say hello, for old time's sake, when I noticed she was fiddling with her glasses. I soon realized that she was using a sophisticated computer built right into the glasses. A wire ran down one of the sides into a power pack on her hip. She was grappling with the internet; I found out that she was using a stripped-down, crappy copy of Internet Explorer, which she had apparently copied from the computer at the Bulldog, a local pub. I opened up her applications, demanding that she ditch that shovelware and trade up for a real browser. She was hesitant, but I told her I would patch her up with Chrome. She reluctantly agreed, and I logged on with her crapware. I'm not sure how the typing mechanism worked, but I somehow did a google search and found Chrome. To my amazement, the program was about 42 MB; a figure that nearly made my teacher faint. Keep in mind that this is experimental technology, designed to see if it works only; there wasn't a lot of space. I searched for an even more stripped down version...my first thought was to get a previous version of Chrome. I found one for half the memory, but it was still too large. My teacher, clearly fed up at this point, snatched back her glasses before I could find a mobile version. The dream ended shortly after. Within the dream, I do remember that my problem-solving functions kicked in, and I seemed to be actively trying to figure out a solution, instead of just going along for the ride. I shall take this as a good sign in my quest for lucidity.

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02.14.2010

Hide and Go Boom (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I don't know why, but I find dreams involving large amounts of danger to be extremely fun. The dream started with me bursting into a hotel lobby, my friend beside me, and a strong girl with a fiery temper about fifty yards behind. It was a large lobby that led into a long, straight hallway. I took a turn at the first left I found, hoping I had made the corner before the girl saw me. Sure enough, there was very little cover where I had ended up; it was a large, open card room that led to a large, open playroom, which led right back into the hallway. I wedged myself into a corner, hoping the girl did not follow me, and instead went after my friend. My heart skipped a beat as she walked by the turn...she was moving at a brisque walk now. It seemed she had caught my friend, and the two had teamed up. The last thing they wanted to do, however, was catch me. Instead, the two headed through these regal glass doors and down a staircase to the pool. I cursed my luck; the pool seemed like such fun. Oh well, it would just have to wait until they left. The dream ended about here.

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02.14.2010

Deery Follows Spam? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Sort of a dream about DeeryTheDear. I have been working on a project in Sketchup, and I recently took a screenshot, which I posted in the World Record thread. Deery posted a comment saying that two of the pictures I posted must have been porn, as they didn't work. I scrolled up. One of the pictures was supposed to be the Excellent Frog, but it seemed the link was busted, and opening the spoiler didn't do anything at all. The second one was the screenshot; I got the "account inactive for 90 days" box. That was weird, considering I used Imageshack. LDS commented on there being a strict 5-minute rule, which baffled me. The dream ended when she said "hi" and I said "hi" back.

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02.14.2010

Secret Agent Woman (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Three similar dreams in one night? Spooky.

I was sort of watching this dream unfold, not from 3rd person, but more as a bystander. This bad man had stolen a very valuable, little black book. A small team of secret agents in black suits (not really secret, I guess) came running after him. He got cornered by the crowd and a parked van. He raised his hands, holding up the book. One of the agents saw her opportunity and sparta-kicked him to the ground. The book flew from his hands and landed on the ground, alongside a blackberry. This athletic, spry young man of about 6'6" came up and nabbed the blackberry and the book in one fell swoop, then sprinted off. The agent woman chased after him. Somehow, I got caught up in the mess, and ended up inside a hotel for the third time that night. I found a sort of dance studio with many mirrors to hide out in. The floor was just like that of a real dance studio; still hard, but with a bit of spring, and just the right amount of slipperiness. I sat down with my back to a mirror, though it didn't seem like the end of the room; there was an equal set of mirrors on the other side of the room that made it seem like the stage stretched on forever. The dream ended.

Nice recall! And I agree with your assumption on the first dream. I think that's great news for your lucidity

Thank you! It's one of the first times I actually remember having cognitive thought in a dream.

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02.14.2010

Spider Mite Fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Had a dream that my sister found spider mites crawling about on my banana tree. She wiped some of them off, and I just said, "oh, crap." The dream ended.

Wow, nice recall. I also think dangerous dreams are fun. =)

Originally Posted by Mario92

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02.14.2010

Spider Mite Fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Had a dream that my sister found spider mites crawling about on my banana tree. She wiped some of them off, and I just said, "oh, crap." The dream ended.

lol but hey do you actually own a banana tree?( Given your interest in botany)

Hopefully you'll have better recall tonight bro.

Mario, since I've been gone, a quarter of those dreams were action-y and interesting. If I were to look in my normal DJ to find interesting, action-y dreams like yours...I would find, like, zero

Originally Posted by SkA_DaRk_Che

lol but hey do you actually own a banana tree?( Given your interest in botany)

Hopefully you'll have better recall tonight bro.

Ayup, I really own a banana tree. He's doing pretty darn good, too! 3' tall, at least.

Oh, and that was the 5th dream of the night, too, but thanks!

Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy

Mario, since I've been gone, a quarter of those dreams were action-y and interesting. If I were to look in my normal DJ to find interesting, action-y dreams like yours...I would find, like, zero

I dunno...being half-naked in pubic sounds sort of interesting.

Originally Posted by Mario92

I dunno...being half-naked in pubic sounds sort of interesting.

Gosh Mario...I sense a sexual implication there....Maybe for you...for me, not fun.

EDIT: You were picturing stuff when you read that, weren't you?

Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy

Gosh Mario...I sense a sexual implication there....

Jeez, it's like you know me or something...

Maybe for you...for me, not fun.

Tis true.

EDIT: You were picturing stuff when you read that, weren't you?

Actually, no. I was thinking more along the lines of how much fun it would be to see the reactions of the DC's as you walk down the street in the buff.