Maria's Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

**Maria92** · 10-19-2009 03:05 PM

18.10.2009

Highway laws of Japan (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had two dreams in total last night, no lucids (partly because I went to bed much too late). I did have, however, two very detailed dreams. In the first one, I'm watching a video explaining how the Japanese highway system works. Apparently, there was a large, wide lane every few thousand feet or so designed so that very large vehicles could get around the smaller, slower traffic. When a person apporaches one of these "wide zones," they are to pull over immediately so that anything behind them can pass. The video went on further to explain that a vehicle had to be approved my some ministry of something before it could use the wide zones.

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18.10.2009

Rediculous, time-stopping nonsense (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream was exceptionally strange. Again, I was observing events from the 3rd person point of view. Someone (Maverick?) had slept around with this farmer's daugher in Texas somewhere. When the dude found out, he was pissed. He gathered up all his Texas, redneck, gun-toting buddies for a "shootout" against the accused. Some suggested torturing the guy first by shooting his hands and legs, then slowly working toward the vital organs. Thinking fast, the guy slipped into some sort of conga party. He jumped to the front of the line. The party was being held indoors, and the conga-ers were passing through a doorway. The guy, now apparently having time-stopping capabilities, threw up some sort of time barrier that slowed anyone who passed through it to an incredibly slow speed. It was not slow enough, however. As the accused made his escape, one person from the conga line saw him take the elevator down and out the back exit. By the time anything was done about it, however, the man was already gone.

**Maria92** · 10-20-2009 04:20 PM

19.10.2009

Chaos and enlightenment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Went to bed much too late last night (again). Did LD mantra, etc. I remember one dream, somewhat faintly. I recall that there was absolute anarchy and chaos, and nothing was making sense. However, there was also a sense of enlightenment and learning, a coming of great knowledge. It was a pretty abstract dream, all in all. I've been reading The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown, which may account for this dream.

**Maria92** · 10-21-2009 03:05 PM

20.10.2009

Abstract DV debate (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Went to bed too late (yet again), so I had one dream. Since I've been reading Dan Brown's new book, I think this dream was influenced by it. I was on the DV forums, in the off-topic secion, most likely the R/S forum. I was debating the power of the human mind, and whether or not thoughts had mass, which I argued they did. This caught my opponent in the debate (Slash?) completely off-guard. There was some more back-and-forth banter, but the dream ultimately ended in some sort of enlightening revelation. I remember little of it, but the phrase, "Movement is power" seems to be ringing a bell. So yeah, freaky dream...

**Maria92** · 10-22-2009 04:45 PM

21.10.2009

Tedious bill debate fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I seem to be in a bit of a dream recall dry spell. Hmm...at any rate, I had at least one dream last night, and a very dim memory of another, but I recall nothing of it. In the dream I do remember, I've just submitted a bill to the legislature somewhere. In the bill, I believe I was trying to ban the use of the word "glucose" for some reason. I blame my government class.

**lucidreamsavy** · 10-22-2009 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mario92

21.10.2009

Tedious bill debate fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I blame my government class. [/COLOR]

LOL! What are you doing in that class that's involved with this?

**Maria92** · 10-23-2009 03:12 PM

22.10.2009

Gerrymandering fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Still suffering from poor dream recall, but I had two fragments. Hopefully, with the apporaching weekend I'll be able to catch up on sleep and remember more. In my first fragment, I'm reshaping districts to help the Democrats stay in office. Once again, I blame my U.S. Government class.

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22.10.2009

The Lost Symbol fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In my second fragment, I'm running through a department store, I think. I was trying to get the box from Dan Brown's book so I could insert the ring and turn it 33 degrees, etc. to get the hinges to pop open and reveal the next clue. Just finished this book, so I'm not terribly surprised.

**Maria92** · 10-24-2009 04:34 PM

23.10.2009

Driving at night without headlights (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hooray! The dry spell is over! I remember three dreams last night, and two of them were incredibly vivid. In my first dream, I don't remember too much, but I know that I was driving down the highway without headlights at night. I think I could see very faintly, but not well. It was only when I was almost home that I remembered the headlights and flicked them on.

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23.10.2009

Talking to fish (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In the second dream of the night, I'm transferring beta fish and goldfish to new bowls from the store bags. As I move them, I talk to them, for whatever reason. It was kinda fun, though. At any rate, I think I was moving the fish because I had some sort of new custommade product or something, and the fish were a part of it. The main part of the dream is a bit fuzzy, but the bit with the fish is crystal-clear.

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23.10.2009

I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This was a fun little dream. I'm looking at maps of the world, trying to find islands known for their violent volcanic eruptions. I come across a place called the "Wichita Belt," and whenever I say "Wichita," I get ominous sound effects in the background. I was talking to a friend about all of this, and he informed me that the Wichita Belt (cue ominous sound) was the most volcanically-active region in the world. He cautioned that it was an extremely dangerous place. Well, this is exactly what I'd been looking for. The scene skipped ahead to me standing on a particular island at night. I was getting ready to watch a Jeff Dunham performance in person, along with the natives of the island. That's when a lava flow began creeping down the hill. This bright-red, viscous mass of lava was headed straight for us, but was creeping relatively slowly. Dunham toppled a steel block in front of the magma's path, effectively buying us a bit of time before we all had to run for our lives. He continued on with his show, and instructed Walter to "guard the block." It was a fun dream, and survive a lava flow is actually one of my lucid tasks. Had I been lucid, that would've been awesome!

**jayjayk89** · 10-24-2009 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Mario92

Dunham toppled a steel block in front of the magma's path, effectively buying us a bit of time before we all had to run for our lives. He continued on with his show, and instructed Walter to "guard the block."

Walter rules!

Sweet dream haha!

**Maria92** · 10-25-2009 08:04 PM

24.10.2009

Hunting for gophers (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Ahh...the dry spell is officially over. I had a four-dream night, and at least three of those dreams were quite vivid. In the first dream, I'm standing in my garden, which is now pockmarked with gopher holes. Some of them are just stopping by, but some of them are long-term pests. I go on a hunt for the long-term gophers and leave the passers-by be. To get the gophers, it's very much like a game of whack-a-mole in that they pop up every so often, and I have to grab them before they burrow again. It was actually a lot of fun.

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24.10.2009

Cujo Bambi (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In the second dream, I'm in my grandparent's yard, doing nothing of particular interest. It seems like we're about to go hunting for deer, which is odd because I don't hunt, or eat deer. At any rate, we're standing in our yard, when this family of deer come traipsing by. A couple of them have antlers. My parents are oblivious to this, and one of the smaller deer comes up to me. I reach out to it, and pet it. The deer seems to like this. The deer is my friend now. I take the deer inside, but then the deer meets the dogs, and it starts flipping out. It goes all foamy at the mouth and starts snarling. This was no ordinary Bambi deer - this was Cujo deer, and it was baaaad. My parents raised the shotgun, and the dream ended.

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24.10.2009

Help on Dream Views (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The third dream was a bit fuzzier than the others; more of a fragment, really. I'm on the computer, responding to a post requesting help of some sort. I remember that there were a handful of evenly-spaced lines with short amounts of text in each line. I can't remember what the post was about, however.

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24.10.2009

Real-life video games (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream was a bit odd. I was in some sort of odd place that was not unlike a mini-golf course I remember from a different dream. I think the main gist of it was that it was a pokemon spinoff game. It was very unusual, but the games were fun and quite challenging. It's hard to describe, but it was a very cool dream. Later, it skipped to someone bulldozing great swaths of land for a golf course.

**lucidreamsavy** · 10-25-2009 10:22 PM

That's so weird, a dream about gophers! I can't recall ANY of my dreams having to do with animals (just my cat and dog, bugs, and cows, didn't SEE the cows though)

**Maria92** · 10-26-2009 02:11 PM

25.10.2009

Breakthrough! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This isn't a dream, but it is important. Over the weekend, I recalled 7 dreams or so in two days. Now that it is the weekday, however, and I am getting too little sleep, I recall nothing. This happened last week, too. I am left with no choice but to conclude that it is critical to maintain a healthy and consistent sleep schedule. I was up too late last night, and a light case of insomnia wiped out all hope of remembering any sort of dream at all. This is great knowledge, however. I must begin going to bed much sooner. I must break my Dream Views addiction!

**Maria92** · 10-27-2009 04:08 PM

26.10.2009

Noogah fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Yeah...this staying up late thing is absolutely killing my recall, etc. All I remember is something about debating with Noogah on DV somewhere. Perhaps now that I have finished downloading stuff from youtube for the time being, I'll be able to get more sleep. That would be nice.

**Maria92** · 10-28-2009 05:19 PM

27.10.2009

Hylophoner and Luau fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Got to bed sooner, but still not great. Recall did, however, improve from the other nights, if even just faintly. I was outdoors at a hawaiian pig luau, with the hylophoner from Futurama. I remember the pig smelled and tasted divine, and that I was really great at playing the hylophoner. Not much, not terribly exciting...

**lucidreamsavy** · 10-28-2009 10:51 PM

hylophoner? Some game you came up with in your dream?

**Maria92** · 10-29-2009 01:54 AM

They hylophoner is a musical instrument from the TV show Futurama. It is rumored that only a very select few in the universe can actually play it well.

**Maria92** · 10-29-2009 01:52 PM

28.10.2009

On the high seas (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Side note: I just found out I got a 1940 on the SAT's. It was my first time taking the test, and I did absolutely no studying for it.

Okay, back on topic, I got to bed around 11:15, which wasn't bad. I had two very clear dreams, which was rather nice. In the first dream, I'm a pirate on the high seas. I have a cannon to battle vile sea monsters with, and a shabby pirate crew. We sail the ocean and prey on the weak, sinking all who oppose us. It was really quite fun. The most interesting thing was that the entire crew was made up of DV members, I believe. This also isn't my first pirate dream. I guess I like pirates...

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28.10.2009

Russian debate (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In the second dream, my sister is looking to debate someone on DV, preferably a Russian. I have no idea why, or to what point and purpose, but the dream itself was extraordinarily clear. The text and avatars of all the members (about 7 or so) was very clear and perfectly legible. The dream itself didn't last long, but it was very vivid and lifelike.

**Maria92** · 10-30-2009 02:07 PM

29.10.2009

Low-level lucid (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Welll, this was a fun dream. Plus, I'm pretty sure I was lucid, if even just faintly. I was walking around downtown with my father when it suddenly hit me that I was dreaming. Being that I was downtown, it immediately occured to me to seek out the supermarket I'd been to in one of my previous dreams. I break out into a run in search of this place, which I suddenly know where it is. I arrive, only to find that everyone is out for lunch. It had been my intention to go into the store and sample all kinds of stuff, but that didn't happen. Instead, the employees came back and immediately put me to work, causing me to lose lucidity. I remember scooping up some stuff and preparing to move it to the attic. My dream ended shortly after that. This is progress. Also, this lucid is right about on time, too. So far, they're spaced at about 2 weeks apart, which is kinda nice. I should do more autosuggestion and reality checking throughout the day, as well as the lucid dream exercise. Yay! I'm so happy I had my third lucid! More shall come in due time, and I look forward to their arrival.

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29.10.2009

RC fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Along with my lucid dream, this one was very interesting. I was in my home, telling my friends about reality checking by looking at your hands. *facepalm*

**Tushix** · 10-30-2009 11:39 PM

Lol, freaking employee's XD
You probably should have stabilized a bit first. I really have to get round to eating in an LD btw xD. Too much flying and testing control xD

**Maria92** · 11-01-2009 07:09 PM

31.10.2009

Crazy english teacher (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had two very long, very interesting, very vivid dreams last night. In the first one, my crazy English teacher decided to pile even more work on us, on top of the friggin' huge project she had already given us. This project, however, was a lot more interesting. It seemed that our job was to create an obstacle course, and use it to reach the other side of a blank room, which looked like a 2-D video game. A requirement of the course was that it had to have a jump, and that four people would be working simultaneously on one screen. We etched out our course and hopped in a little car thing, and drove through the course, jumping and dodging other people's paths. We finally hit our bit at the very end, which was a long slope containing a line directly above it, so as to close it off, tunnel-style. It's kinda hard to describe, but at the point of drop-off, we didn't leave enough room, and the car crashed, sending us flying. We bounced around for a bit, and by some miracle, landed right at the spot we needed to land to continue. There was a door, and we went through it. At this point, the point of view shifted from third-person, 2-D to first-person, 3-D. We were in a bedroom. The others were messing around, but I knew what had to be done. I took a small wad of gum, and stuck it to the covers of the bed, which is what the teacher had assigned us to do. The others followed suit, and it was through this that we avoided Armageddon or some such nonsense. Yeah, this was one freaky little dream, but it was exceptionally vivid and rather lengthy.

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31.10.2009

Previews and drugs (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In the other dream of the night, I was waiting outside my Grandmother's house, which had apparently become a school. It was raining out, and I was under a little roof thing that stretched over a pathway, staying warm and dry. I wasn't really doing anything, when a couple of kids came up, one of which I knew from real life. He was telling this third person who had just appeared about how salvia is apparently a lot like LSD, and how it lasts a really long time. He went on to say something like, "All the stars in my house are still all lit up like fireworks," or some other such nonsense. I should say now that I've never taken drugs before, and nor shall I ever. At any rate, they moved on, and I went back to roaming back and forth underneath my shelter. As I came near the end of the line on one side, I noticed a bunch of TV's had been mounted on the upper inside wall of the roof, similar to how amusement parks place their picture monitors. There were a bunch of previews for a whole bunch of movies, a lot of them having to do with comets, asteroids, and the end of the world. There was one, however, that looked all too cute: Pikmin, the Movie. I pressed a button, and the screen began playing the little segment. The story was told from the viewpoint of a spotty bulborb, one of the enemies the pikmin tend to go after. It showed the bulborb running about, dodging pikmin, and satisfying its insatiable appatite. At one point, it was carrying a little bulborb in its mouth, when the large bulborb's stomach growled, and it ate the little one in a flash. I decided then that the movie was too cute to miss, and vowed to see it when it hit theatres. When the preview ended, my 10th grade english teacher (who was always really cool), stepped out onto the porch for a smoke, which was very unlike him. It was shortly after this that my dream ended.

**Maria92** · 11-02-2009 02:43 PM

01.11.2009

Power Flash (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In last night's dream, I was preparing for some test or other similar to the SAT's. Everything was copacetic, and I was just going to bed, when the power flashed. We have all the computers backed up to some sort of battery to prevent them from shutting down, so I didn't worry about it. I went to bed and the scene skipped ahead to the next morning. My mom was looking at the computer, which had reverted to the old-fashioned monitor-and-tower setup. There was a message on the screen to the effect of, "The computer powered down unexpectedly." Her first thought was a virus, but when we explained the flash, and that it must have drained the battery, she felt better. At any rate, all our test papers were in order, and we were just about to go off to school to take the test when the dream ended.

**Maria92** · 11-03-2009 02:44 PM

02.11.2009

no-Name Debate (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Yeah, so I was on the Boxhead forums, locked in an epic debate with no-Name in their version of the Lounge. He was arguing for full-on music pirating, while I was promoting a less worrisome option. Back and forth we went, until my alarm clock woke me up.

**Maria92** · 11-04-2009 03:18 PM

03.11.2009

Banana Plant Fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This is a small piece of what I know was a much larger dream, but this little bit was remarkably vivid. My banana tree was sitting outside, despite the bitter cold, and was covered in dew. The rhubarb patch had completely died back, and I made my way to my car.

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03.11.2009

More DV Debate Fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Yet another DV debate, this one about philosophies and which ones would make us the happiest. Quite an interesting conversation. This dream might have led into the next dream, too.

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03.11.2009

Living My Dream Life Fragment (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Ah, this was a brilliant dream, but I do not remember it. All I remember is that I was extraoridinarily happy before my alarm woke me up. This dream has been sitting on the cusp of my subconscious, but I cannot quite remember it.

**lucidreamsavy** · 11-04-2009 11:25 PM

What IS your deal with DV debates? Are you a debate-er?

**Maria92** · 11-05-2009 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by lucidreamsavy

What IS your deal with DV debates? Are you a debate-er?

A little bit. I think it's mostly from my addiction to DV.

**lucidreamsavy** · 11-05-2009 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by Mario92

A little bit. I think it's mostly from my addiction to DV.

Really! You're amount of posts a day is gradually accelerating, you're almost at 12 posts a day! How many people have that many posts a day?

Not saying that it's a bad thing

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