Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

Dreamt alot of stuff but took too long to post it so here's what I remember:

I was married (but to a woman, actually a mutual friend of me and Robert's named Anna), and we lived on the same block as Seeker and his family or something. Then we all went to some botanical gardens or something, and Seeker and I got into the discussion of "How much sex is normal for a married couple?" And we agreed that it shouldn't ever get less than twice a week. But both our wives were really depriving us, so we agreed that if it didn't improve, we could just "use" eachother. So we agreed that I would meet him one night by his pool in the backyard, near these pumpkin decorations. I remember being at the pool gate and I could see the pumpkins from there, and being all excited because I was "finally gonna get some." Then I woke up.

Oh well.

Premature awakening That always sucks!

Originally posted by Opheil
When do I get to make out with Linus? *

Hmmm....let's see how the mind works:
In the peanuts animated special "the Great Pumpkin", Sally (OphieliaBlue) decides to skip trick or treating and spend it waiting alone with Linus in the pumpkin patch.

If we were to switch Seeker into the role of Linus instead of Charlie Brown.... you got yourself a similar storyline! Or even better, we keep the characters as they are, and end up with a slutty side of Sally which would need to be explored in the sequel

Originally posted by Tornado Joe
In the peanuts animated special \"the Great Pumpkin\", Sally (OphieliaBlue) decides to skip trick or treating and spend it waiting alone with Linus in the pumpkin patch.

OMG how freaky! lol

my mind is a veritable cornucopia of Freudian splendor

BULL HONKY
HAH! I just took a nap and I dreamt that I was grilling these like 3 foot long hotdogs. But I dropped one on the ground, so I went to rinse it off in the pool, when I noticed that a bull and 3 cows were in the pool, and the bull was trying to hump one of the cows.

I found it very funny.

who cares about the fucking cows!!!? what about the 3 foot hot dog?!! god damn, I'm so hungry right now (3am) I just hit the 24 hour supermarket and bought FOUR frozen Tony's pizzas for $10!!!! First one should be done right about.........OH SHIT!!!!



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2 nights ago was of Dave McKee

last night I forgets

Chocolate caramel turtle things from CT too gooey and sticky to eat

Originally posted by Tornado Joe
who cares about the fucking cows!!!? what about the 3 foot hot dog?!! god damn, I'm so hungry right now (3am) I just hit the 24 hour supermarket and bought FOUR frozen Tony's pizzas for $10!!!! First one should be done right about.........OH SHIT!!!!



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LMFAO.

oh 2 days ago I dreamt a couple sex dreams with Robert (I'll be vague)

- The sex video
- The reach around grope in bed thing (when his beeper interrupted and woke me up)

Then last night I can't remember, but I slept damn good finally! edit: oh yeah it was about be going back to college, at ETSU, and the crap about Chris etc

OH and one day ago DUH (can't believe I almost forgot this) I had the best dream sex EVUH. It was with that Hyde guy from That 70's Show. We had some crazy wild affair going on. And he went snow-boarding in the sand and we lived in these cabins near the beach that were really high up in the air. And he was playing with bubbles in space on these cloud thingies. But basically it was all about how I was Hot for Hyde . And he was crazy long and had the most interesting yet delicious technique. oi.

Interesting dreams about Tornado Joe () I'M NOT WEIRD! He's at that convention thingy!

Ok here goes: I dreamt that he lived at that crap 1 room Manhattan apartment I used to have, and I went to see him, but he was sick. So I asked him if I could make him some tea, and he said yes. Then we made out for a while, then talked about his drawings ( this is so cheesy) and I said "I wish I could draw like you. You know that 'HerLocksDevine' picture? I would take me a whole week just to draw that leaf." And then I had a deja vu moment. Which is the first time I ever felt that in a dream that I can remember. Anyway, some other parts of the dream repeated, including me asking if he wanted tea, except this time it was coffee I think, but this time he said he didn't want any. (Really fuzzy on the details, sorry). And I know we fell asleep in his bed, and that's all i can remember. And something sad happened. I wish I could remember what it was, I did earlier. It was like, I said something or asked him something, don't remember what it was, but the look on Joe's face was really sad, or disappointed or something as a result.

Oh well, one thing's for certain: Dream-kissing Joe is awesome HAH I feel like I have a daytime boyfriend for my conscious, and a nighttime one for my subconscious lol. Who says a girl can't have her cake and eat him too. I got the best of both worlds I AM QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

k that's enough for now.

MIDNIGHT COME AND ME WANT GO HOME
Dave was homeless, and living in a room in a building where they were having this Halloween carnival. He was collecting used, abandoned Halloween costumes and masks. I had given him mine earlier, then I found a really nice expensive one in the trash and gave it to him. So he threw me back mine as 'change.'

Then some kid's mom got all pissy because Dave was talking to her daughter, so I bitched her out hard core. Then we got worried that she'd call the cops on Dave, so I threatened her, to make sure that she would be too scared to do anything.

CONRAD'S DAD
Something about Gerry Conrad. Like, his home in present day. He seemed happier and mroe stable. Off the drugs and I didn't see that slutty Roxanne anywhere.

TYLER'S BEST
I dreamt that I was married to Tyler Florence (one of my all time favorite chefs). And we lived in this nice apartment in Manhattan I believe it was. Anyway, I got kidnapped, along with a little boy that I think was his nephew. We got put into a fireplace because they were going to burn us. I remember at that point that Tyler was told that we were already dead and that he believed it. I felt so bad, thinking that he had thought he'd lost us, but we were really still alive. So anyway, they lit the fire and left. But me and the boy realised we could get behin the fire and not get burned, and that's when we noticed that the chimney was big enough for us to get inside, and not too high so we were able to climb out. I never saw a man more happy to see me still alive lol.

Then the dream skipped ahead and I was 9 months pregnant, and about 2 days from the due date. And I remember complaining to Tyler and some co-workers that "this baby will NEVER freaking get here!!"

THE VISITOR
OHHHHHHHHH this horrible dream about meeting a guy on the internet from England. I don't know how it happened (it all went so fast) but suddenly, I became aware that this guy, who I'd never met, or seen a picture of or anything, was coming to visit me while Robert was away on business for a week. The plan being he and I would get it on. And at that moment I realised, "OMG I don't want to cheat on Robert WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!" And I became frantic, because the guy had already gotten on the plane apparently, and Robert was gone, and I didn't have this guy's name or number or even had a clue what he looked like. But he had my address and everything. I remember thinking, "How could I have agreed to something so ridiculous?" And I woke up as I was trying to find some way out of the situation.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAN was I fucking relieved when I woke up!

the thing with ryan and the eyeball

underwater branches breaking thing

my risotto isn't coming out as good as hers and other such whines as well

hard time remembering dreams lately

Chris has a cold and keeps waking me up at all hours

so my recall is shot to hell from lack of sleep

the one the other day about the drag queen and I getting it on and Erick being all tied up

last night the one about me and Robert fighting about chores not done right and that I'll just move out and lots of sex with Rusty

LOL, now I wonder how amazingly cool that dream must've been.

Rest assured it involved sex
Nuff said..

oddly enough, it DIDN'T involve sex lol

for once

I just didn't want to embarrass the DV member that it was about by making it public (but he knows about it so it's all good)

Can't remember my dreams the last few nights because I've been too stinkin drunk

Yeah, that would be embarrasing to be in an Ophelia dream that didn't involve sex!
Lay off the sauce, girl, it's been five days -- where's the hot juicy content?!
Hope your recent drinking binge is due from nothing other than some cheerful occasion!

Joe.............

well I got ANOTHER cold...so weird, that's like 2 in as many weeks

so anyway, haven't been sleeping well enough to remember many dreams, but I'll try to at least get back into the swing of things journal-wise, however inconsistent that may be.

hope y'all keep reading

I dreamt I was working at this costume jewelry store, and one of my co-workers was this guy:



and he kept making passes at me, and in the dream, it had been ages since I'd had sex. And this guy just kept whispering stuff in my ear like "yeah...we're gonna do it later" and it made me really horny.

So then I raped my boyfriend this morning irl, even though he has a cold.

Cold? So you sayin you were able to get past his "shrinkage" or did you just have to settle for kneadin the dough?

Either way, good to have you back in the swing of things!!