Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

Okaaaaay, I dreamt that Robert and I had a daughter, only the baby was this parasitic worm. And it's suction area, for lack of better words, looked basically like a hookworm's:



Needless to say, I was concerned about breastfeeding, so I opted for bottles. But then it clamped down on my hand and started sucking liquid from it. It hurt, but I remember thinking "Oh good, this is better than the bottle because now she'll be getting proper nutrients and antibodies etc." When it stopped, I remember tasting some of my own hand juices, and it was really sweet, like nectar (first time I can recall having a vivid sense of taste in a dream btw, which completes all 5 senses now for me yay).

Then some dreams about me and Robert going to visit my dad and stepmom in California, and they just moved from Topanga but Zak was miserable, but dad said she was just horny then seeing old video of my dad and Tim, and Robert kept trying to make me watch the Queen video that he'd just downloaded from the computer that would make me cry then something about going to the bathroom the end.

Somehow I just don't see "It's an asexual parasite!" balloons as a hot gift-shop commodity.

ROFL. I enjoyed that one... lol!
Thanks for a laugh, Ophie

Jeff Foxworthy and some baby stuff

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A Wild Job
Sunday morning I had a successful wild, but it was really short because my son woke me up

it was rather graphic so I won't bother posting it, and I hate doing the "private entry" thing, which is fine because there's no way in hell I'll ever forget it

then last night's was just a bunch of random crap that I don't feel like posting

- sex in a glass elevator with Robert dream
- sex at an LD convention dream
- something about gma and gpa maiben (I think the convention was at their house)

Yoghurtcation
A WBTB brought me an interesting lucid sexual experience (why the frik am I dreaming about sex so much lately). Anyway, a cop from an earlier dream that night appeared in the dream I had when I fell back to sleep (after waking myself up from coughing for no apparent reason). There was a random group of people sitting on the floor of a kitchen, and I spontaneously became lucid. I felt like it wouldn't last for some reason, so I just grabbed the nearest guy, who happened to be the cop. Not particularly attractive, but he was a spectacular kisser so we stripped and did it right there on the floor. I remember the sensation of drying up a bit, so I was reaching into the lower kitchen cabinets, grappling for anything that could be used in such a case, and all I found was some yoghurt. I woke up before I could really gage whether or not it worked. =/

others (non lucid):
- tornado chasers, we got lost, met Robert in a labyrinth of over/underpasses
- trying to masturbate in dream sleep, got interrupted by mom who said it was 10am now and chris is up, thought it was still dark outside....CT was visiting too, and he was in the computer room doing computer stuff I guess.
- the sop dream where he was telling some silly joke and I laughed but I forgot the joke
- DART
- and Gothlark making me a birthday cake...it was a fruit cake which I don't particularly like, but this one was damn good. actually tasted mroe like tres leches
- Robert was supposed to by the cheap $10 box o beef, but brought home beef wellingtons by mistake, paid an exorbitant amount for it and when I asked about it he got all pissy and threw a tantrum and went outside to kick stuff so I poked my head out the door and was about to yell: "Don't you EVEN fucking start that crap..." but some people who were coming over for dinner arrived so I bit my tongue. DAMN happy to wake up from that one.

- alien planet thing, really really hot, no water
- 2 scientist dudes checking it out before terraforming
- they rode elephants that were broght from earth
- one guy got lost and dehydrated out in the desert when his elephant got stuck in some alien sludge stuff
- I went to go find him and we got sun burned really bad
- when I looked in the mirror, i was missing alot of hair and my scalp was badly sunburned, so were my shoulders (because I was wearing a wife beater)
- then we had a party and the place reminded me of Dave's in college
- then some FAs and a few failed WILD attempts this morning

my head hurt when I woke up because I thought my scalp was really sunburned

French Faux Pas
Went hiking with James and we ended up crashing somewhere. We made some more 'brother/sister' jokes then we fell asleep. When I woke up, I was sleeping where his feet were (you know, like sardines...that made no sense but I don't know how else to explain it), so I turned back around. James was still asleep so I got up real close to his face to look at him, which woke him up. He assumed I was getting close like that so I could kiss him because then he rammed his tongue down my throat. I was about to stop him, but it was such a good kiss that I went with it. Then he stopped suddenly and jumped back, appearing to be grossed out by something. I said "What?!?!" He said "There was something in your mouth, stuck between your teeth or something, food I guess, and it went in MY mouth...I think I'm gonna vomit." Then I felt bad and embarrased then I woke up.

Too much DV lately I guess. Noticed it's getting kinda cranky around here too lately so I'm gonna go out and have some fun.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

Okaaaaay, I dreamt that Robert and I had a daughter, only the baby was this parasitic worm. And it's suction area, for lack of better words, looked basically like a hookworm's[/b]

Whoah damn! Reminds me of an X-files episode.

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I remember the sensation of drying up a bit, so I was reaching into the lower kitchen cabinets, grappling for anything that could be used in such a case, and all I found was some yoghurt. I woke up before I could really gage whether or not it worked. =/

I'd see no reason why not. I'd be willing to wager money that there are fetish websites devoted to that sort of thing.

Something like www.yoghurtbabes.com , www.dairydykes.com , or perhaps www.yohgurtwrestlinghoneys.com . None of those are real I don't think, but i'm too afraid to click the links to find out.

dreamt I got bitten by a rabid daog and had to get shots for it

then another dream about being pregnant twice Ithink

then one about dating Cassandra but she had a penis (at one point in this dream I remember thinking "But girls don't have wongs.....oh wait, that's right, 50% have dicks and 50% have vaginas." And I totally accepted that lol. )

Originally posted by Lomebririon
Something like www.yoghurtbabes.com , www.dairydykes.com , or perhaps www.yohgurtwrestlinghoneys.com . None of those are real I don't think, but i'm too afraid to click the links to find out.

hardy har har (no way am I clicking them either )

ps. great avatar!! I saw the whole thing on deviant art, bravo!! (about damn time you posted some more of your work)

The world isn't quite as bad as we thought - none of those links work
But www.milkhoneys.com works... and is entirely safe for young audiences blah blah etc

Yeah, nice one man.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
ps. great avatar!! I saw the whole thing on deviant art, bravo!! (about damn time you posted some more of your work)

Thanks! Glad you like it. I'm happy I posted something new too.

oh I totally had a dream about Placebo but I forgot what it was

nothing naughty, but it seems like I remember we were just like hanging out or something and something happened where he was sad about something and we hugged, and I think it was at a party, or just after

gosh I need to work on my recall

I dreamt something about fighting with RObert about a green sweater that I was gonna buy

seemed like it was about the size or the color I can't remember, I didn't get much sleep last night

penis penis penis penis PENIS POOOOPOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

haha that felt good to type

BIGBOOBIESBIGBOOBIES MASTURBATIONNNNNNNNNNNN

FARTS

diarrhea!

GIANT TURKEY BALLS AND YAK TURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

damn I feel better now

I'm glad that last post had nothing to do with the dream about me.
Or am I... hmm. I'll get back to you on that

had a few unsucessful WILDs after trying to go back to sleep after waking up at about 5am

one of them was successful for a few seconds....I could see my room, even though my eyes were closed, was very realistic except for the fact that it was light outside (which is how I knew I was lucid) but I woke up before I could do anything

oh and one of the times I WILDed, I went into that vibration mode as usual, but instead of hearing weird electronic noises, I heard harmonica playing....really creepy harmonica playing lol. So I had to abort that one, but I had mild sleep paralysis that I had to break through first. Sucked because then I was wide awake for a while. =/

fucking psycho harmonicas from hell >:l

incidentally, spider monkeys are cute

dreamt we fought about stuff at the grocery store, was sad

oh and the thing that was on sale and today it was on sale for real!

Ok, dude - this sounds a lot like that little technique of my own I've been tryin!

Cool - keep at it!

incidentally, spider monkeys are cute[/b]

Umm... ok - spiders are my smallest (in size) but greatest fear (besides crabs - or "sex lice") and I have always HATED monkeys! To me a spider monkey would be a freakin NIGHTMARE!!!

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Yaaaayy!! Some lucky DV member must have had sex with Opheil in her dream!!

Originally posted by Tornado Joe

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Yaaaayy!! Some lucky DV member must have had sex with Opheil in her dream!!


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yeah read the "post subject" smarty pants

WILD - Matt from EatZi's, fantastic LD

I have the flu, I'll post details later

I was thinking about this dude I used to work with who I never really hit it off with, but he had the most gorgeous blue eyes I've ever seen in my whole life. Anyway, fell asleep while thinking about him, and next thing I knew I was dreaming about him. He was with me in my old 1 room appartment, and he was asking me out (he had asked me out at work in real life a few years ago, I guess that's why I dreamt it). I said "I'd rather not have a REALTIONSHIP, but what I could really go for is a friend that I could have regular no-strings sex with, what do you think?" Then his eyes got really wide and he said "OK!!" Then I woke up and it was night, so I tried a WILD, and next thing I remember I was making out with him, and I was immediately lucid. I love these make-out lucid dreams because they feel incredibly real. And I think one reason for that is that I close my 'dream eyes', as I would my real eyes, when I'm kissing someone. And in a lucid scenario, I think it helps me maintain incredibly realistic lucidity feeling-wise if I don't have to create alot of visual. Anyway, so as usual, I wanted to make the best of this scene, but again, I had that creeping fear that I would lose lucidity and/or wake up before really getting it on. Then this really odd idea occured to me: since I didn't want to open my eyes and risk seeing some green goblin on top of me instead of Matt, I decided to talk to him a little bit while we were messing around. So I picked an actual reference of something that had happened to us in real life once

me: Hey Matt, remember that time I tried to hook you up with my friend Meagan, but she stood you up, so you asked me to hang out with you instead so it wouldn't be a total waste, and we went to dinner, then a movie--

matt: Will you please shut up?

So I shutted up and got naked. I still kept my eyes closed, so I just used my hands to feel EVERYthing. It was so cool, I could feel his face, his mouth, his tongue. We started getting really intense and I even stuck my fingers in his mouth a few times. Damn it felt so real. Then he kicked off his pants, and aimed for me, but kinda missed..you know, he was a bit too far to the right, so it didn't go in. Then he said something like "DOH! Oops, sorry," then acted like that was enough to make him give up. Uh, no sir. So I grabbed his thing and put him on track. THEN christ it was like, 5 thrusts and I was about to cap so I grabbed his ass and finished JUST IN TIME. I woke up to my own girations against thin air...but totally satisfied. yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay

It's taken me forever to get that right.

I had the flu yesterday, so I slept really hard last night and don't remember any dreams

It's all good though because I feel 150% today

I'm glad to hear you are feeling better