Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

LMFAO @ the entire driving scenario.

That's some funny shit right there.

"Uhm...review mirror please!"

That was a cool lengthy ld, Ophelia! :bravo: plus you even got to build a car as you were driving it.

Heh. I kinda feel sorry for that poor, dismissed DC, though.

Originally posted by Oneironaut
Heh. I kinda feel sorry for that poor, dismissed DC, though.

meh...he was a 'nad

- monster wanted to bite off my head but didn't and became human and my lover I think? or brother, can't remember

- on a warship, saved asian woman from drowning, who was holding two babies (one was super cranky)

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
- monster wanted to bite off my head but didn't and became human and my lover I think? or brother, can't remember

That's pretty intense. Like Beauty and the Beast....only more violent. And kinky?

no dreams remembered due to cheese overdose

Aww... too much cheese? Here, you might want to try some of this chocolate:

bad insomnia last night, remember a few dream fragments

- Joe and the music and the 'having a bald hair day' comment (lol he said he felt "bald" therefore wouldn't get on the webcam until he found a hat)
- heirloom seedlings
- barbizzle and the waterbed at the hotel thing urggggghhhh I can't remember

Ohhh come onee, you must remeber some of it. tellll meee.

This one was weird. There were these scientists studying on this poor alien. He wasn't dead, he was alive, and conscious, and was even speaking English (he had a build-in universal translator lol). He just kept asking to go home. He was a nice alien. About the size of a 5 year old child, but fully grown. I was one of the scientists, and I remember feeling really sorry for him. Mainly because his skin was so sensitive that lights would burn and melt it. Fortunately he had instant regenerative capabilities, so that when one part of his face got badly burnt, he'd turn his head to the side and it would heal right away, but then the other side would burn. It was extremely painful for him, and he just kept saying his ship was waiting for him and he wanted to go home. So I stole him from the lab (which was outdoors, making the whole light-burning-skin thing REALLY cruel and serious). I had this oversized jacket with a zipper, and I just put him inside, and zipped him up so no light would touch him, and I carried him as far from the lab as I could. I asked him where his ship was, and he pointed straight up. I couldn't see anything in the sky, but he said you can't see it in the daylight or something like that. SO somehow I was supposed to get him up there lol. As I was wandering around, we passed a crop field of some kind, and there was this farmer in an old fashioned crop duster. I signaled for him to land, and explained the situation, begging him to fly us to this invisible spaceship. I remember that the guy wasn't going to help us, but the alien had a way of affecting his mind, making him more benevolent. We were just getting inside the plane, feeling quite hopeful, when the dream either changed or ended, I can't remember.

some other dream fragments but I'm tired of typing

edit: I'm gonna call the alien 'Bob' and summon him in my next LD and ask him if he got home ok.

Originally posted by Barbizzle
Ohhh come onee, you must remeber some of it. * tellll meee.

lol sorry, I waited too long to post it in my journal so I forgot it

mmmm...insomnia

a whole bunch of weird stuff with TJ in it

nothing naughty I know that much, but he's all I remember

that and almost becoming lucid a few times because stuff was just so whack that I began questioning it, then I'd wake up

I was babysitting for the neighbors' kids, and the dad kicked me out one day because he was convinced that I was a cannibal and planned to eat their children.

I was so upset, he wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't, and he wouldn't even talk to me. So I called his wife and she bitched him out.

Stupid fucker. I hate my crazy dream neighbors.

got blasted last night, no dreams remembered

had several dreams, don't remember much detail, but here's what I do remember:

- I was a pirate, so was Joe, and we were in this old village at night, prying gemstones out of walls with our daggers

- I actually had a dream about ataraxis. He was telling me about how he would sit in a chair in his parents closet, looking into a mirror and doing weird crap I can't remember, something to do with meditation to help with LDing I think, and his younger cousin came in and threw a hot cup of coffee at him. Then Alex picked him up by his shirt collar and shoved him up against a wall and yelled at him. Then the rest of the dream was basically Alex telling me how shitty his whole family was, because they all did crap like that to him or something lol. That's all I remember.

oh crap forgot to post this morning, probably forgot most of it

- Robert not wanting to go to Scarborough Fair "Because... the sun IS INTOLERAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- oh the one with the baby shark, baby alligator and the goldfish all in this one fishbowl that I forgot to feed for a week and the shark was about to eat my hand and when I gave them the fishfood it was like a feeding frenzy

- Star Trek, Diana Troi and the Space Vampire and counting corners in the rooms

Star Trek, Diana Troi [/b]

sooooo hott. And I love her voice too.

had an absolutely scrumptios make-out dream last night

Nikki was singing in some show, and me and my mom, stepdad, brothers and Chris went with her for support, and help with her hair, makeup and costume etc. We were at some rec center for a dress rehearsal I think, and I met Jordan. He was tallllll. 20-something, blue eyes, black hair. The next thing I remember I'm at his mom's house and we're making out in the basement/studio. REALLY hard core frenchkissing (which I love more than anything) and it just keeps intensifying until we're both horny as hell. Then we heard his mom upstairs so he took me to the kitchen to introduce me to her. She looked like Diane Keaton. We shook hands and she had a look on her face like "What are you doing with my son, he's too young for you." Anyway then she said something to the effect of BEHAVE, then we went back to the basement. There, he had this black leather papasan chair, on which he had sprinkled some kind of "love dust" (it wasn't a drug, more like an aromatic pheromone in powder form that was supposed to enhance sex or something). So I'm all excited now, so I rip off my shirt and hop in the chair. He puts his knee between my legs and is about to climb aboard when his MOM appears, with a dust buster, and proceeds to vacuum up all the love dust. Then she leaves. lmfao. So we decide to call it quits for the night, but I tell him to come over to my house tomorrow night (mysteriously, I somehow live with my mom instead of Robert). Jordan looks kinda disappointed until I explain that it's not for a friendly visit, I want him to climb through my bedroom window after everyone has gone to bed. And it's cool because in this dream, his mom's house is just 5 away from my mom's. The next day, we're back at the rec center, getting Nikki ready for the show. I'm bending over to get her hair rollers, singing "Good morning...good mooooorning" from Singing in the Rain, and my voice keeps cracking, when Jordan shows up. I stand up fast all embarrassed, I have no makeup on either. He just plops down on a couch between my mom and brothers. Everyone is looking at me like "Oh no..she's picked up ANOTHER one." My mom is the most disconcerted, mainly because he's so young. I'm about to justify everything then I wake up. Never got to get it on.

kinda like that but with a bamboo frame...and love dust sprinkled all over it:

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
So I'm all excited now, so I rip off my shirt and hop in the chair. He puts his knee between my legs and is about to climb aboard when his MOM appears, with a dust buster, and proceeds to vacuum up all the love dust. Then she leaves. lmfao.

Rofl.

dreamt about having sex with Robert twice...the first one was so realistic: I was dreaming about being asleep, and he just rolled over and started pounding me. It felt so real, I was completely convinced that it was real. Then I woke up and he was snoring away.

The second one I don't remember too well, just some sex.

And the weird thing is he woke me up in the middle of the night for real, telling me he had a nightmare about me cheating on him with some other guy. Awwwww.... I hope it made him feel better to know that while he was dreaming this, I was dreaming about banging him.

I was dreaming about being asleep, and he just rolled over and started pounding me. It felt so real, I was completely convinced that it was real.[/b]

I hope it made him feel better to know that while he was dreaming this, I was dreaming about banging him[/b]

Ohhh... you meant -ding! Glad you cleared that up

Originally posted by Tornado Joe

I was dreaming about being asleep, and he just rolled over and started pounding me. It felt so real, I was completely convinced that it was real.

I hope it made him feel better to know that while he was dreaming this, I was dreaming about banging him[/b]

Ohhh... you meant -ding! Glad you cleared that up [/b]

lol sorry, bad choice of words there, yeah I meant -ing

if a guy ever actually pounded me, it would be the last thing he ever did

plus I'd sick all my friends here on him....imagine Onieronaut coming at you with a samurai sword and chinese stars

....imagine Onieronaut coming at you with a samurai sword and chinese stars[/b]

Apparently, Blue Meanie already has! (Dat boy is fugged up! )