the one with the duplex and Christian (from WFM) and Dave and Conner and mitz gonna move in then couldn't. TP.
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the one with the duplex and Christian (from WFM) and Dave and Conner and mitz gonna move in then couldn't. TP.
Why? Out of toilet paper? :huh:Quote:
...and mitz gonna move in then couldn't. TP.
LD about driving a red porsche 944.
Alarm woke me up just after adjusting the mirrors with a simple wave of my finger.. I was so happy there too :blue:
About a week ago the multiple LDs where I called Karl on the phone. Will post more later gotta clock in.
I have only read the first page but i've gotta say...
Im liking it :P :drool:
funny Karl ones where me and my brothers knew him 15 years ago (ID software guys) then the one where I couldn't find my lotion to put on makeup while Karl was in the shower and I didn't want him to see my naked face.... yet
the Karl church dream
another Carsten dream
barf - o - ramma
So...I gotta ask:
Do any of these fragments actually help you remember the dreams, after you've had them? :chuckle:
LD!! It was weird....I WILDed at around 3am when I couldn't get back to sleep, and I dreamt that I was in mitz's car and we were driving out of a car garage. I was immediately lucid so I decided to try to morph mitz into Karl (no offence to her, I was just horny and preferred a male :P ).
Anyway, it worked, but only if I didn't look at the driver. So then I reached out to touch his thigh, thinking "Please don't be Mitzie's thigh please don't be mitzie's thigh" and it worked, it was definitely a guy's leg. So then I started feeling around and found a growing boner and began playing with it a bit. I started to get hella-horny but then my @^#%$ alarm went off :mad:
So I had to finish awake heh
One with Karl, chef Jim, Mitz and Edwin. Non-lucid.
I was supposed to go to the opera with Karl, but Mitz and Edwin got together, against me, and cancelled my date with Karl and replaced him with Jim. Something about screwing up Karl's credit card or something. I was like NOOOOOOOooooooooooo. Then Jim gave me a big hickey and I felt his boner (which felt like a giant demi-baguette) and then Karl flooded my mind so I pushed Jim off of me. Dream changed I forget the rest. But yay, I won't even cheat on Karl in my dreams.
I wub heem <3
2 sexy Karl LDs this month. The furthest I've ever gone in a sexual LD actually.
Details at 7.
Making out with Aaron, no boner, finally got a boner but only had a few moments before it would go soft again and he said it HAD to be anal or nothing. So meh, whatever.
Brian
no margheritas
gotta pee, stupid asian bitch
Sweet House, Babe
A couple nights ago I dreamt about this girl who had a huge house made entirely out of sugar blocks. About 90% of it were these cement block sized sugar cubes, but the windows were a sort of tempered glass made from clear sugar. She was still installing the windows when I was invited over. I wasn't lucid, but the dream was really really vivid. I noticed how the blocks of sugar were translucent, so I could see outside light coming through. And naturally the floor always had grains of sugar on it because every time you touched a block, some would scrape off. The floor was very crunchy.
J.P. bückt sich
Last night was about a regional coordinator from work. I like him, and he's hot and all, but this dream blew me the fuck away. Can't remember anything by way of a preface, all I remember is he was bending over in my bathtub, pulling down his pants, and I was supposed to strap on a dildo and go to town. I know we did it twice like that, and while I don't remember the first time, I remember that during the second time, I was reflecting on how 'the first time felt soooo good' and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Was such an odd position: my feet weren't even on the floor. I was just riding on top of him somehow, and my body looked like a 19-year-old porn star. I was just about to cum when he suddenly turned on the water, and all this really watery diarrhea came out of the faucet. How goatse-esque I thought.
Minus the poop I wouldn't mind a little reverse gender dildo shagging.
Had an interesting LD with Vin Diesel last night :hump:
Lots of nonLD Danny dreams
He's hot, so, what can I say.. he's my latest and greatest DC <3
speaking of Danny dreams..
Dreamt we were trying to do it without my son catching us (weird I know), and we were doing it on the floor
Spoiler for vulgarity:
Then we went into another room that turned out to be a boutique. Only now, Danny was Barbara, a lesbian who I work with. We were checking out and trying on clothes and stuff, and I kept thinking to myself "Damn, I'm really lucky to have a lesbian girlfriend who's willing to strap one on and do me. Most lesbians aren't really in to that."
Hahahah, it was like it was never Danny, but Barbara all the time. Then Barbara's real life girlfriend, Melanie, was there too, and we were doing all these weird defensive arts moves, when Mel fell down and only I heard a tiny 'crack' sound. She broke her ankle. Don't remember much more than that. Had that dream yesterday during a nap.
Good Lord! :shock: Awesome dream Ophelia.
Wanted to do it with Danny and we were able to on our sides face-to-face. In real life, it doesn't work so we have to 'spoon' if we want to do it on our sides. Anyway, in the dream it worked, and felt goooooood, but then the alarm (dream alarm)) went off so he had to get ready for work. But I wanted to finish so he got up and pulled me half way off the bed and finished that way until the real life alarm went off.
Before that, a dream about a neighbour, very ETSU Michael-esque. And Elizabeth from work was there. We were talking and she said he had a crush on me for ages and should ask me out. I just kept looking up at him and smiling in a very sweet way until he came real close to me, and I grabbed his face in my hands and kissed him. It was totally sweet. Then I went back to his house (next door) and we kept making out on the floor, and everytime we almost got into it, his dad would walk in the room and kind of "harUMPH!" like he didn't approve so we stopped...
Can't ever get my nut on in these fuckface dreams! >:l