Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

Insomnia Attack!!!!!!!

Rememebr one crap dream though: I was in a college music class, only it was being instructed by one of my chef teachers from culinary school. So the class is a sort of violin class I guess (I do not play violin). So Chef Hodges calls on me to "sing" the violin part. And sure enough, my music had words, in English, german and italian. So I start with the English, and I'm doing ok, when he says "Ok switch to the german." Which I do, but the words are all jumbled and illegible. So I just decide to switch to the italian and nail it.

When all that was over, chef says, "Ok, how many of you can play the vehicle? Raise your hands." I'm, assuming he meant "violin" so I don't raise my hand. Then I turn around and Nikki is sitting behind me with her hand up. She asks me why I didn't raise my hand. I said "Because he asked who here can play the vehicle? What's he going to ask next, 'Who here can drive a violin?' ????" Nikki just kinda giggles, so I turn back around. I lean back and put my feet up on the desk when I notice that I'm wearing my old blue baja that I got in Mexico when I was in college. So I ask Scott Scripps (old SMU opera buddy), "Hey man, rememeber when baja's were popular, like 10 years ago? Heh."

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

You're just saying that so you'll win the challenge by default!!!!!!!! Well ok, you won it anyway.[/b]

I didn't even think about winning anything. Heck, I didn't even know that there was going to be a winner.
Just whatever's easier for you.

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AND YOUR AWARD SHALL BE I\'m not gonna saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Ooh a mystery prize!

Dreamt that I was pregnant, and the father was either CT or my ex-husband. When I went into labour, she popped out in like 30 seconds (instead of the 12 hours I went through with my son). CT was there, and I asked him what we ought to name her. He said "Lilith" (that's the name Lome picked out in the \"name your children\" thread).

So then I started breastfeeding her (she looked JUST like Chris when he was an infant), but I had like this major propulsion-lactation going (what is it with me and ejaculating boobies??? Honestly. I swear I have like major penis-envy or something). So it was kinda cool, had 2 kids now, 1 boy and 1 girl, and I started talking with some random DC about how they'll be 1 year apart in school. OH and she was born in March (like 2 months into the future), and I remember it being like a 2 or 3 month pregnancy. I never even looked pregnant. But she was normal size when she was born. Weird.

Anyway, that's all I remember so far. Oh and something about crawling around in my old neighbour's juniper garden and giving them pictures of my kids.

Oh I had a second dream about this guy who invented some new nail-polish colours that he wanted to test on me. And some weird stage make-up. I'm getting a bit stressed about my opera coming up I guess. Damn I really need a manicure.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

So then I started breastfeeding her (she looked JUST like Chris when he was an infant), but I had like this major propulsion-lactation going (what is it with me and ejaculating boobies??? Honestly. I swear I have like major penis-envy or something).[/b]

you can have mine!


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OH and she was born in March (like 2 months into the future), and I remember it being like a 2 or 3 month pregnancy. I never even looked pregnant. But she was normal size when she was born. Weird.

OMG a prophecy! PEE ON ONE OF THEM TESTS, QUICK!!!
wait... january - march... thats not a full 9 months now is it.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
When I went into labour, she popped out in like 30 seconds (instead of the 12 hours I went through with my son)

Okay, I gotta ask, why does your profile say that you're male?

Originally posted by TygrHawk+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TygrHawk)</div>

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When I went into labour, she popped out in like 30 seconds (instead of the 12 hours I went through with my son)

Okay, I gotta ask, why does your profile say that you're male? [/b]

we're kinky that way

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Dreamt that I was pregnant, and the father was either CT or my ex-husband. When I went into labour, she popped out in like 30 seconds (instead of the 12 hours I went through with my son). CT was there, and I asked him what we ought to name her. He said \"Lilith\" (that's the name Lome picked out in the \\\"name your children\\\" thread).

Yes! That name rocks. I'm glad you like it.

Mwahaha!!! My plan is coming to fruition. I am already helping to name your children. Soon, I shall subtly make my way into your everyday life, then I shall become your gardner/pool boy/cabana boy in much need of "attention". We shall then have frequent illicit liasons filled with love and hot, dirty passion, while your man is at work.

...

I hope I din't say that out loud just now.

allright, thats it. From now on all personell will be female. Or neutered.

Muahahaha. Whats left of your evil scheme now, you evil scheme-maker?

Ok ok ok, come on CT. you and I should be able to have ONE toy on the side right? Right.

So I get Lome, and you get Kaniaz.

You may neuter Kaniaz if you wish.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Ok ok ok, come on CT. you and I should be able to have ONE toy on the side right? Right.

So I get Lome, and you get Kaniaz.

You may neuter Kaniaz if you wish.

uh. I'd rather have chics.

Originally posted by CT
allright, thats it. From now on all personell will be female. Or neutered.

Muahahaha. Whats left of your evil scheme now, you evil scheme-maker?

Thou shalt not feast upon me!

My testicles will remain firmly where they are thank you! There are ways around your participant restrictions!

*Ahem*

[b]Hi there! I'm Lomelina! I'm a girl! I'm super psyched about talkin' with you guys! Gee whiz golly!
Lomebririon's so great! I want him to cockslap me and pop my cherry!

See?

Also CT, does that mean you can't participate?

lomelina sounds hot lomebririon dget me a date with her

Don't feel like updating my journal in detail, so here's the spreadsheet I did for Seeker's project instead:

YAY for lucid napping!!!!!!

I don't remember exactly how I became lucid. I was dreaming about conducting a children's choir, then suddenly I was in northern california with my dad, and I was lucid. So I was like "Quick quick, think of what you want to do!" Unfortunately I wasn't clear-minded enough to remember Seeker's task about the smurfs. And I still felt like I was kinda in my bed, so I began to fly. But it was weird, like I felt like sometimes I was flying, then sometimes a feeling of being in bed and having this sensation that I was swimming. So smart me quickly thought that I should turn this into lucid sex, since I can't seem to get out of this bed. So I began riding my favourite movie star, until my son woke me up irl. Heh, oh well. Was still kinda fun.

edit: testing edit

I had a weird dream about wasup last night (I just love how my brain decides how DV members must look in real life even though I have never seen them):

I was at wasup's house and we were playing in his room. He had one of those kiddie bunkbeds all to himself. He looked like a 25 year old guy, with a slightly receeding hair line. But the hair he did have was really short and dyed blue. And his eyelashes on one eye were also blue.

Then his mom called us into the kitchen, and she was kinda pissed because an adult woman was playing with her teenage son in his bedroom. We explained that we weren't "doing anything" (all I did was run my fingers through his weird blue hair for a couple minutes). Then she said I had to leave, and if wasup wanted to talk to me, he could just use the "delta". I wondered what that was so I asked. She got angry and shouted at me "The delta THE DELTA!!!!!" And then proceeded to unveil a giant red button on the kitchen counter that had been concealed by a dish towel. Then she pounded it once with her fist to deonstrate that it was some kind of communication apparatus. Sorta like a phone I guess.

So I was doomed, never to return to my friend's house, forever using the stupid delta phone if I ever wanted to talk to him again.

Couple dreams I remember. The first one was pretty boring, so I'll keep it short:

Dreamt I was doing the met competition again, this time in Dallas. Kept seeing unusual people there: Stephanie B., Danielle B. and Carmen J. Which is really weird since none of them sing opera. Everyone said I sang the best, but I didn't get past the 1st round this time (that's SO typical of Texas btw...that's why I did the met in California last year. Texas judges don't know shit about young voices and what they should sound like).

The next dream was in El Paso, but looked more like North Texas than East because there were fields, not desert. Anyway, I was staying in a spanish villa neighbouring a sheep farm. The voices in my head told me to leave the gate open so that it would attract wolves. So I opened the gate when no one was looking, then climbed to the roof of the villa and waited. Gradually, a few sheep began to wander toward the villa. But so did one of the sheep dogs. A big, mean, golden retriever. He got in between the sheep and the villa, and gave me a nasty look. I was like "Neener neener neeener" because I was so high up. But the fucker jumped up and got on the roof!!! Must have been a good 20ft jump! So he knocks me down and bites my hand, holding me down so I can't get away. Everytime I try to move or get my hand free, he growls at me and bites down harder. I try making friends with him, pet him, even yelling "BAD DOG!!" but nothing worked. My hand hurt. Then he began to look a little worried, and I noticed something big black and furry out of the corner of my eye. A big black wolf had gotten up on the roof. He fought the dog off me. Then me and the wolf got off the roof, and I led him into the garage. I found some canned food, so I grabbed a can of salmon and showed it to him. He looked at me as if to say, "Salmon? Hell yeah!" As I was opening it, he was getting all excited and impatient. It was hard though because I had this painful wound on my left hand. I glanced down at the wolf, and wondered if he was male or female. "What should I call you?" But all he could think of was the salmon. I got this feeling that we shared some kind of psychic bond. Then I got a pang when I remembered that wolves mate for life. Anyway, I set the salmon on the floor, but he knocked half of it out of the bowl before I could set it down. Hungry fellow! I cleaned up the mess, and left him alone for a bit and closed the door behind me. Started to wonder if he was the one who told me in my mind to leave the gate open.

Then I went to visit the sheep herder and his crazy dog...dogS actually. But that was boring also. Then I woke up. I wished I could have become lucid, because I missed my wolf pal right away. Next time I have an LD, I will summon the wolf straight away. I owe him a damn steak for saving me, not a stupid can of salmon.

He kinda looked like this:



Adorable little fella ain't he.

That dream about me sounds like a normal day at my house.

That wolf sounds like a neat friend.

It would be cool to have like a dream pet/companion that you could explore with. 8)

Had a semi-lucid dream last night. Was night and I was near a forest full of wolves and coyotes. I started howling to see if I could lure my buddy, but then every beast in the forest started howling back. Really scared me (partly because I'm sometimes scared of the dark and I'm TERRIFIED of coyotes). Then I sorta became lucid and decided to fly out of there (if I had been FULLY lucid, I would have just summoned Wolfy to protect me...damn semi-lucidness ). And as I was flying away, I saw all kinds of pairs of glowing eyes in the darkness of that forest. Nearly fucking pissed myself.

Remembered a couple dreams. One about trying to justify to a class why it's better to adopt from the SPCA rather than private animal adoptions blah blah.

In another dream, I was chatting with Lomebririon (I seriously chat too much if I'm dreaming about it ). I can't remember everything we were talking about, but I remember he made this really clever comparison between me and a sapphire. It wasn't the typical cheesy "You are beautiful and dazzling like a sapphire blah blah", rather it was more metaphysical. Like using the sapphire's other physical properties as a metaphor. I don't remember exactly what he said. I just remember being gracious of the flattery and complimenting him on his originality.



Sapphires are my favorite gemstone. Not only because they are blue, but because they are symbols of constancy, truth, and virtue. Second in hardness to diamonds only, the sapphire's beauty, magnificent colors, its transparency but also its resistance and permanence are characteristics which gemstone lovers and experts assign to this precious jewel. The 98.6-carat deep blue sapphire in a diamond and platinum necklace above was designed by Cartier and was found in Sri Lanka. The piece was a gift to the Smithsonian Institute by Countess Mona von Bismark in 1967.

Ain't she a beaut??

much like you, my love

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue


I missed my wolf pal right away. Next time I have an LD, I will summon the wolf straight away. I owe him a damn steak for saving me, not a stupid can of salmon.

He kinda looked like this:



Adorable little fella ain't he.

maybe its me

yay i hate salmon damnit err i like it kinda but i like steak more

Well this dream was weird:

I dreamt that I went to buy an engagement ring for this girl. She had been my friend, but wanted to take it to the "next level". I had said "no" because I wasn't gay. But then at some point in the dream, I decided to marry her anyway. So I broke up with CT, then asked him to drive me to Tiffany's and Co. to buy her the 1 c. Lucida solitaire (which is the ring I have always wanted). Then I asked CT to drive me to the mall to meet the girl there. The plan was that I was going to take her to the ice cream parlour where we met, and propose to her there. While CT and I were in the car, I took the ring out of its box and put it on my own finger, admiring it. Then CT asked me if I knew what I was doing. I was like, "no". I even remember thinking that it might be a rather bad idea, seeing as how I'm not gay, and the girl will most likely want to have sex since I'm asking her to marry me and all. Those thoughts began to worry me. Anyway, CT dropped me off and I met her at the parlour. I got down on one knee and showed her the ring and proposed. She said "yes" . She put the ring on but it was a bit too big, so we went to have it resized then I woke up. Never saw this girl before that I recall, was just a random DC. She was cute though: petite, a little tom-boyish with short spikey hair that had been bleached white. Kinda weird that I dreamt this because last night in real life I was chatting with Aphius and explaining how I didn't want to go to a Maverick's game with my friend Nikki because she wanted it to be a "date" but I just want to be friends. Oh the drama.

Anyway, here's the ring:



PS. It's just a coincidence that the ring above is called "Lucida". I've been in love with that cut even before I knew what lucid actually meant.

Dreams are getting wackier and wackier.

I dreamt that I was having another baby (I think CT was the father). I was doing it (edit: "it" as in giving birth, not having sex...I re-read that and was like, woah whoops!) all natural and shit in a hotel room and I remember my mom was there. It wasn't really painful this time, and I was in labour for like only 5 minutes. She looked a bit like Chris at first, and I started breast-feeding her (edit: "her"=baby, not mom ). Which was cool because it made me feel all special again. Like "Look what I can doooooooo!". Anyway, I wasn't sure of the gender at that time, so I peeked while she was eating, and yup...no stem and cherries. I sorta remember naming her Lilith (again with the Lilith thing). My mom was passed out in the other bed and didn't even know I had given birth yet. So I put Lilith down on the floor to play with Chris (she was roughly 16-months-old now in appearance...even though only 5 minutes had passed). I said "Mom, you have a grand-daughter now, look!" And She and Chris were running around, playing and pooping everywhere. She looked the same age as Chris now, except that she was a bit taller. And I thought, how odd seeing as how she was only about 5 minutes old. She even had long brown hair and bluish-green eyes...same coloring as CT. Too bad that didn't make me lucid. Oh well. Then I woke up and I was wishing I really had a daughter . Who wants to make one with me?!?!?!?!?!

She looked just like this:



Ain't she a cutie!